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Think of the children!
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@topspin ...Said the officer manning the counter, when WW3 started, conscription began, and that guy showed up.
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Let's hope there's no Chinese bee virus around:
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As much as I like the ingredients separate (I mean...I do have like 3 lbs of bacon in the fridge right now), this goes in this topic.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in Nope:
As much as I like the ingredients separate (I mean...I do have like 3 lbs of bacon in the fridge right now), this goes in this topic.
I'd try one.
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@Benjamin-Hall Replace the peanut butter with liver pate and you got a really good sandwich, though.
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@Benjamin-Hall Replace the peanut butter with liver pate and you got a really good sandwich, though.
@Polygeekery how much for a custom arson job in Sweden?
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Another entry for the would you do that category:
Coke by itself? Nasty. Cinnamon coke?
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@Benjamin-Hall said in Nope:
Coke by itself?
Yeah, the only way I can drink coke is with beer or whiskey.
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Joke's aside, it's not much worse than regular coke. Just slightly.
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From Twitter:
treating the fam to a succulent turkwhatthefucken
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From Twitter:
treating the fam to a succulent turkwhatthefucken
That's a cthurkey, not a turkwhatthefucken.
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@PJH That's an amateur version of the cthuken:
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@DogsB The best part: the model who they're imitating already has had trouble with it so the copycats Should Have Known Better™.
Apparently some of the crowns were already coming off:
. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/12996706/katie-price-fake-teeth-veneers/
Also, there's white teeth and then there's looking like you just sipped some paint for lunch...
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Gàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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@DogsB I agree. Badly made jump scares is very nope, because it's just pathetic and sad.
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From this SE question: git merges with 60+ parents.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in Nope:
From this SE question: git merges with 60+ parents.
Long long ago when Git and Mercurial were new, I remember some discussion about Mercurial representing octopus merges when reading Git repositories, because Mercurial only has space for two parents in its format while in Git octopus merges are a thing, at least in the Git and Linux projects with that automatically generated
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branch that merges all pending ‘merge requests’ for testing.
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@DogsB Maybe you should have gone for "not sure if this is a bad idea, good idea or evil idea" thread.
On the one hand I could see how it can be used to make maintenance of Excel sheets easier.
On the other hand... Won't easier maintenance make it so that there are even more Excel sheets in production?
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@DogsB Maybe you should have gone for "not sure if this is a bad idea, good idea or evil idea" thread.
On the one hand I could see how it can be used to make maintenance of Excel sheets easier.
On the other hand... Won't easier maintenance make it so that there are even more Excel sheets in production?
I've spent a considerable amount of my time as a consultant replacing broken Excel work flows with systems that behave correctly, and that don't have slight variations depending on who is doing the work.
Excel together with the large number of utterly incompetent developers is what keeps me in business.
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I've seen storing json in a RDB twice. Both were unholy clusterfucks that gave me hours of entertainment. Nice to see Oracle catching up with other people's terrible ideas.
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@DogsB Somehow I thought it'd had JSON for a while (not in our minimum version of course). And XML for even longer.
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I've seen storing json in a RDB twice. Both were unholy clusterfucks that gave me hours of entertainment. Nice to see Oracle catching up with other people's terrible ideas.
is 21c. Not that I keep track of this stuff, but we're still on 12c and didn't realize they'd (apparently) gone to a year naming scheme in 2018. But I guess that's just another idea they've caught up with.
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I've seen storing json in a RDB twice. Both were unholy clusterfucks that gave me hours of entertainment. Nice to see Oracle catching up with other people's terrible ideas.
Who is a Nosql Gap and why is he eating my Jsons?
I mean, feature-wise a RDB is strictly superior to any “NoSQL” document storage swamp, so there is no gap to bridge there, and while document storage swamps are faster for the very limited set of use-cases they support, I don't see how supporting (for whatever they mean by it) JSON can help a RDB on that front.
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@Bulb For XML, it was a set of accessor functions and SQL constructs which worked on a database column containing XML. I think there was also a special DB column type for that so you knew there was valid XML in there - I never worked with it only saw it in passing in the documentation once.
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@PleegWat It's all fine and dandy to have functions to parse XML and JSON and whatever—which I suppose you could add as a Java library if they were not built in anyway—but what gap does it bridges? There is nothing for which document swamps would be better than relational databases for their use of JSON. JSON is just interface for what you would be using an ORM with a relational database.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Nope:
you would be using an ORM
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@boomzilla said in Nope:
I've seen storing json in a RDB twice. Both were unholy clusterfucks that gave me hours of entertainment. Nice to see Oracle catching up with other people's terrible ideas.
is 21c. Not that I keep track of this stuff, but we're still on 12c and didn't realize they'd (apparently) gone to a year naming scheme in 2018. But I guess that's just another idea they've caught up with.
They jumped from 12c, which was followed by 18c and then 19c although they're versioned as 12.2.0.2 and 12.2.0.3.
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@loopback0 said in Nope:
@boomzilla said in Nope:
I've seen storing json in a RDB twice. Both were unholy clusterfucks that gave me hours of entertainment. Nice to see Oracle catching up with other people's terrible ideas.
is 21c. Not that I keep track of this stuff, but we're still on 12c and didn't realize they'd (apparently) gone to a year naming scheme in 2018. But I guess that's just another idea they've caught up with.
They jumped from 12c, which was followed by 18c and then 19c although they're versioned as 12.2.0.2 and 12.2.0.3.
Whatever. That's someone else's problem.
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This seems like the obvious thread for this:
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