TDWTF Plays Zork II
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Inside the Barrow Score: 0 Moves: 13 Âfar end. Â>look east ÂInside the Barrow ÂYou are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow Âopens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the Âfar end. Â>look south ÂInside the Barrow ÂYou are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow Âopens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the Âfar end. Â>look north ÂInside the Barrow ÂYou are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow Âopens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the Âfar end. Â>look up ÂI don't understand that sentence. Â>look down ÂI don't understand that sentence. Â>reload your gun ÂI don't know the word 'reload'. Â>
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@error_bot go south
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Narrow Tunnel Score: 0 Moves: 14 ÂInside the Barrow ÂYou are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow Âopens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the Âfar end. Â>look north ÂInside the Barrow ÂYou are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow Âopens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the Âfar end. Â>look up ÂI don't understand that sentence. Â>look down ÂI don't understand that sentence. Â>reload your gun ÂI don't know the word 'reload'. Â>go south ÂNarrow Tunnel ÂYou are standing at the southern end of a narrow tunnel where it opens into a Âwide cavern. The cavern is dimly illuminated by phosphorescent mosses clinging Âto its high ceiling. A deep ravine winds through the cavern, with a small stream Âat the bottom. The walls of the ravine are steep and crumbly. A foot bridge Âcrosses the ravine to the south. Â>
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Narrow Tunnel Score: 0 Moves: 14 ÂYou are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow Âopens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the Âfar end. Â>look up ÂI don't understand that sentence. Â>look down ÂI don't understand that sentence. Â>reload your gun ÂI don't know the word 'reload'. Â>go south ÂNarrow Tunnel ÂYou are standing at the southern end of a narrow tunnel where it opens into a Âwide cavern. The cavern is dimly illuminated by phosphorescent mosses clinging Âto its high ceiling. A deep ravine winds through the cavern, with a small stream Âat the bottom. The walls of the ravine are steep and crumbly. A foot bridge Âcrosses the ravine to the south. Â>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/barrow ÂI don't know the word 'https://en'. Â>Figures. ÂI don't know the word 'figures'. Â>light the walls ÂI can't see any walls here. Â>
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@error_bot look at bridge
light the bridge
examine the bridge minutely
stab the bridge
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Narrow Tunnel Score: 0 Moves: 17 ÂI don't know the word 'reload'. Â>go south ÂNarrow Tunnel ÂYou are standing at the southern end of a narrow tunnel where it opens into a Âwide cavern. The cavern is dimly illuminated by phosphorescent mosses clinging Âto its high ceiling. A deep ravine winds through the cavern, with a small stream Âat the bottom. The walls of the ravine are steep and crumbly. A foot bridge Âcrosses the ravine to the south. Â>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/barrow ÂI don't know the word 'https://en'. Â>Figures. ÂI don't know the word 'figures'. Â>light the walls ÂI can't see any walls here. Â>look at bridge ÂI see nothing special about the bridge. Â>light the bridge ÂYou can't turn that on. Â>examine the bridge minutely ÂI don't know the word 'minutely'. Â>stab the bridge ÂI've known strange people, but fighting a bridge? Â>
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@error_bot go south
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Foot Bridge Score: 0 Moves: 18 Âwide cavern. The cavern is dimly illuminated by phosphorescent mosses clinging Âto its high ceiling. A deep ravine winds through the cavern, with a small stream Âat the bottom. The walls of the ravine are steep and crumbly. A foot bridge Âcrosses the ravine to the south. Â>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/barrow ÂI don't know the word 'https://en'. Â>Figures. ÂI don't know the word 'figures'. Â>light the walls ÂI can't see any walls here. Â>look at bridge ÂI see nothing special about the bridge. Â>light the bridge ÂYou can't turn that on. Â>examine the bridge minutely ÂI don't know the word 'minutely'. Â>stab the bridge ÂI've known strange people, but fighting a bridge? Â>go south ÂFoot Bridge ÂYou are standing on a crude but sturdy wooden foot bridge crossing a deep Âravine. The path runs north and south from here. Â>
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@error_bot go south
cut the bridge
scream
defend
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Great Cavern Score: 0 Moves: 20 ÂI don't know the word 'minutely'. Â>stab the bridge ÂI've known strange people, but fighting a bridge? Â>go south ÂFoot Bridge ÂYou are standing on a crude but sturdy wooden foot bridge crossing a deep Âravine. The path runs north and south from here. Â>go south ÂGreat Cavern ÂThis is the center of the great cavern. A great room of flowing color has been Âcarved out of the limestone. Stalactites and stalagmites of many sizes are Âeverywhere. The room glows with dim light provided by phosphorescent moss, and Âweird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites. ÂThere are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads Âsouthwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast. Â>cut the bridge Â(with the sword) ÂI can't see any bridge here. Â>scream ÂAarrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh! Â>defend ÂI don't know the word 'defend'. Â>
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@error_bot look behind you
prepare magic
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Great Cavern Score: 0 Moves: 20 ÂFoot Bridge ÂYou are standing on a crude but sturdy wooden foot bridge crossing a deep Âravine. The path runs north and south from here. Â>go south ÂGreat Cavern ÂThis is the center of the great cavern. A great room of flowing color has been Âcarved out of the limestone. Stalactites and stalagmites of many sizes are Âeverywhere. The room glows with dim light provided by phosphorescent moss, and Âweird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites. ÂThere are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads Âsouthwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast. Â>cut the bridge Â(with the sword) ÂI can't see any bridge here. Â>scream ÂAarrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh! Â>defend ÂI don't know the word 'defend'. Â>look behind you ÂI don't know the word 'you'. Â>prepare magic ÂI don't know the word 'prepare'. Â>
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@error_bot smell
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Great Cavern Score: 0 Moves: 20 Âravine. The path runs north and south from here. Â>go south ÂGreat Cavern ÂThis is the center of the great cavern. A great room of flowing color has been Âcarved out of the limestone. Stalactites and stalagmites of many sizes are Âeverywhere. The room glows with dim light provided by phosphorescent moss, and Âweird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites. ÂThere are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads Âsouthwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast. Â>cut the bridge Â(with the sword) ÂI can't see any bridge here. Â>scream ÂAarrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh! Â>defend ÂI don't know the word 'defend'. Â>look behind you ÂI don't know the word 'you'. Â>prepare magic ÂI don't know the word 'prepare'. Â>smell ÂWhat do you want to smell? Â>
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@error_bot smell the sword
smell the air
smell the lantern
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Great Cavern Score: 0 Moves: 22 Âweird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites. ÂThere are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads Âsouthwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast. Â>cut the bridge Â(with the sword) ÂI can't see any bridge here. Â>scream ÂAarrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh! Â>defend ÂI don't know the word 'defend'. Â>look behind you ÂI don't know the word 'you'. Â>prepare magic ÂI don't know the word 'prepare'. Â>smell ÂWhat do you want to smell? Â>smell the sword ÂIt smells just like a sword. Â>smell the air ÂI don't know the word 'air'. Â>smell the lantern ÂIt smells just like a lamp. Â>
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@error_bot dispel
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Great Cavern Score: 0 Moves: 22 Âsouthwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast. Â>cut the bridge Â(with the sword) ÂI can't see any bridge here. Â>scream ÂAarrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh! Â>defend ÂI don't know the word 'defend'. Â>look behind you ÂI don't know the word 'you'. Â>prepare magic ÂI don't know the word 'prepare'. Â>smell ÂWhat do you want to smell? Â>smell the sword ÂIt smells just like a sword. Â>smell the air ÂI don't know the word 'air'. Â>smell the lantern ÂIt smells just like a lamp. Â>dispel ÂI don't know the word 'dispel'. Â>
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@error_bot look around
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Great Cavern Score: 0 Moves: 23 Â>look behind you ÂI don't know the word 'you'. Â>prepare magic ÂI don't know the word 'prepare'. Â>smell ÂWhat do you want to smell? Â>smell the sword ÂIt smells just like a sword. Â>smell the air ÂI don't know the word 'air'. Â>smell the lantern ÂIt smells just like a lamp. Â>dispel ÂI don't know the word 'dispel'. Â>look around ÂGreat Cavern ÂThis is the center of the great cavern. A great room of flowing color has been Âcarved out of the limestone. Stalactites and stalagmites of many sizes are Âeverywhere. The room glows with dim light provided by phosphorescent moss, and Âweird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites. ÂThere are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads Âsouthwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast. Â>
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@error_bot stab a shadow
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Great Cavern Score: 0 Moves: 23 Â>prepare magic ÂI don't know the word 'prepare'. Â>smell ÂWhat do you want to smell? Â>smell the sword ÂIt smells just like a sword. Â>smell the air ÂI don't know the word 'air'. Â>smell the lantern ÂIt smells just like a lamp. Â>dispel ÂI don't know the word 'dispel'. Â>look around ÂGreat Cavern ÂThis is the center of the great cavern. A great room of flowing color has been Âcarved out of the limestone. Stalactites and stalagmites of many sizes are Âeverywhere. The room glows with dim light provided by phosphorescent moss, and Âweird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites. ÂThere are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads Âsouthwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast. Â>stab a shadow ÂI don't know the word 'shadow'. Â>
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@error_bot sob
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Great Cavern Score: 0 Moves: 23 Â>smell ÂWhat do you want to smell? Â>smell the sword ÂIt smells just like a sword. Â>smell the air ÂI don't know the word 'air'. Â>smell the lantern ÂIt smells just like a lamp. Â>dispel ÂI don't know the word 'dispel'. Â>look around ÂGreat Cavern ÂThis is the center of the great cavern. A great room of flowing color has been Âcarved out of the limestone. Stalactites and stalagmites of many sizes are Âeverywhere. The room glows with dim light provided by phosphorescent moss, and Âweird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites. ÂThere are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads Âsouthwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast. Â>stab a shadow ÂI don't know the word 'shadow'. Â>sob ÂI don't know the word 'sob'. Â>
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@error_bot sw
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Shallow Ford Score: 0 Moves: 24 ÂGreat Cavern ÂThis is the center of the great cavern. A great room of flowing color has been Âcarved out of the limestone. Stalactites and stalagmites of many sizes are Âeverywhere. The room glows with dim light provided by phosphorescent moss, and Âweird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites. ÂThere are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads Âsouthwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast. Â>stab a shadow ÂI don't know the word 'shadow'. Â>sob ÂI don't know the word 'sob'. Â>sw ÂShallow Ford ÂYou are at the southern edge of a great cavern. To the south across a shallow Âford, is a dark tunnel which looks as though it was once enlarged and smoothed. ÂTo the north a narrow path winds among stalagmites. Dim light illuminates the Âcavern. ÂA strange little man in a long cloak appears suddenly in the room. He is wearing Âa high pointed hat embroidered with astrological signs. He has a long, stringy, Âand unkempt beard. ÂHe mutters something (muffled by his beard) and disappears as suddenly as he Âcame. Â>
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@error_bot wait
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Shallow Ford Score: 0 Moves: 28 Âcarved out of the limestone. Stalactites and stalagmites of many sizes are Âeverywhere. The room glows with dim light provided by phosphorescent moss, and Âweird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites. ÂThere are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads Âsouthwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast. Â>stab a shadow ÂI don't know the word 'shadow'. Â>sob ÂI don't know the word 'sob'. Â>sw ÂShallow Ford ÂYou are at the southern edge of a great cavern. To the south across a shallow Âford, is a dark tunnel which looks as though it was once enlarged and smoothed. ÂTo the north a narrow path winds among stalagmites. Dim light illuminates the Âcavern. ÂA strange little man in a long cloak appears suddenly in the room. He is wearing Âa high pointed hat embroidered with astrological signs. He has a long, stringy, Âand unkempt beard. ÂHe mutters something (muffled by his beard) and disappears as suddenly as he Âcame. Â>wait ÂTime passes... Â>
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@error_bot stab the little man when he reappears
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Shallow Ford Score: 0 Moves: 28 Âweird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites. ÂThere are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads Âsouthwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast. Â>stab a shadow ÂI don't know the word 'shadow'. Â>sob ÂI don't know the word 'sob'. Â>sw ÂShallow Ford ÂYou are at the southern edge of a great cavern. To the south across a shallow Âford, is a dark tunnel which looks as though it was once enlarged and smoothed. ÂTo the north a narrow path winds among stalagmites. Dim light illuminates the Âcavern. ÂA strange little man in a long cloak appears suddenly in the room. He is wearing Âa high pointed hat embroidered with astrological signs. He has a long, stringy, Âand unkempt beard. ÂHe mutters something (muffled by his beard) and disappears as suddenly as he Âcame. Â>wait ÂTime passes... Â>stab the little man when he reappears ÂI don't know the word 'when'. Â>
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@error_bot language
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Shallow Ford Score: 0 Moves: 28 Âsouthwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast. Â>stab a shadow ÂI don't know the word 'shadow'. Â>sob ÂI don't know the word 'sob'. Â>sw ÂShallow Ford ÂYou are at the southern edge of a great cavern. To the south across a shallow Âford, is a dark tunnel which looks as though it was once enlarged and smoothed. ÂTo the north a narrow path winds among stalagmites. Dim light illuminates the Âcavern. ÂA strange little man in a long cloak appears suddenly in the room. He is wearing Âa high pointed hat embroidered with astrological signs. He has a long, stringy, Âand unkempt beard. ÂHe mutters something (muffled by his beard) and disappears as suddenly as he Âcame. Â>wait ÂTime passes... Â>stab the little man when he reappears ÂI don't know the word 'when'. Â>language ÂI don't know the word 'language'. Â>
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@error_bot help
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@error_bot zork help
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Shallow Ford Score: 0 Moves: 28 ÂI don't know the word 'shadow'. Â>sob ÂI don't know the word 'sob'. Â>sw ÂShallow Ford ÂYou are at the southern edge of a great cavern. To the south across a shallow Âford, is a dark tunnel which looks as though it was once enlarged and smoothed. ÂTo the north a narrow path winds among stalagmites. Dim light illuminates the Âcavern. ÂA strange little man in a long cloak appears suddenly in the room. He is wearing Âa high pointed hat embroidered with astrological signs. He has a long, stringy, Âand unkempt beard. ÂHe mutters something (muffled by his beard) and disappears as suddenly as he Âcame. Â>wait ÂTime passes... Â>stab the little man when he reappears ÂI don't know the word 'when'. Â>language ÂI don't know the word 'language'. Â>zork help ÂI don't know the word 'help'. Â>
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@error_bot manual
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Shallow Ford Score: 0 Moves: 28 ÂI don't know the word 'sob'. Â>sw ÂShallow Ford ÂYou are at the southern edge of a great cavern. To the south across a shallow Âford, is a dark tunnel which looks as though it was once enlarged and smoothed. ÂTo the north a narrow path winds among stalagmites. Dim light illuminates the Âcavern. ÂA strange little man in a long cloak appears suddenly in the room. He is wearing Âa high pointed hat embroidered with astrological signs. He has a long, stringy, Âand unkempt beard. ÂHe mutters something (muffled by his beard) and disappears as suddenly as he Âcame. Â>wait ÂTime passes... Â>stab the little man when he reappears ÂI don't know the word 'when'. Â>language ÂI don't know the word 'language'. Â>zork help ÂI don't know the word 'help'. Â>manual ÂI don't know the word 'manual'. Â>
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No in-game manual. Great...