The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!)
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@Tsaukpaetra Actually the answer is very clearly No.
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@Bulb said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Tsaukpaetra Actually the answer is very clearly No.
There is a probability though. It exists!
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@Tsaukpaetra Hm, maybe. The probability is zero though.
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@Bulb said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Tsaukpaetra No, the correct answer is not included in the set of options.
But is it still a probability?
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
If you choose an answer at random, what is your probability of being correct?
A: 25%
B: 50%
C: 60%
D: 25%If X is the most common answer to this question, what is 2^X?
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@hungrier Exactly!
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From my boss's daughter: What's a robots favorite snack?
Microchips.
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@Karla said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
You can take my Oxford Comma out of my cold dead hands.
Get thee out of here satan!
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@DogsB said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Karla said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
You can take my Oxford Comma out of my cold dead hands.
Get thee out of here satan!
Make that cold, dead, and bloodless.
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@dcon said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
From my boss's daughter: What's a robots favorite snack?
Microchips.Did you laugh, or are you looking for a job?
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@Karla said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@DogsB said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Karla said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
You can take my Oxford Comma out of my cold dead hands.
Get thee out of here satan!
Make that cold, dead, and bloodless.
Cold. Karla. Cold. :fainting_violet:
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@DogsB said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Karla said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@DogsB said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Karla said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
You can take my Oxford Comma out of my cold dead hands.
Get thee out of here satan!
Make that cold, dead, and bloodless.
Cold. Karla. Cold. :fainting_violet:
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The first episode was very promising but it quickly devolved into cringey bullshit and I kept watching just because my OCD won't let me leave a series unfinished even if I don't enjoy it anymore.
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@boomzilla I don't think he knows about second breakfast!
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
Isn't that basically every female Twitch streamer ever? And they make good bucks from that, from what I heard.
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@Gąska I thought they just threw their cats around
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@hungrier what cats? I was always focused on... something else.
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@hungrier said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Gąska I thought they just threw their cats around
I'd rather watch them rub their cats tbh.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
I'd rather watch them rub their cats tbh.
I refuse to see what you did there.
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@dkf said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Tsaukpaetra That's a symptom of C++…
Hey now! Other languages have multi-thread capable compilers too! Granted, not that many, but that's not C++'s fault...
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@Zecc said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
I'd rather watch them rub their cats tbh.
I refuse to see what you did there.
Don't worry, science has debunked the "it makes you go blind" theory
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@boomzilla said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
It means no iiiiiicing.... for important runways... it's our freezing freeeeee philosophy.... HCOONa Matata!
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@izzion TIL sodium formate is used as a runway deicing agent.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
Me learning Swift basics.
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@Mason_Wheeler I always learned 9.81
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@PleegWat That's a metric pig
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@Mason_Wheeler Somebody is not properly making/checking tests
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@Mingan said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Mason_Wheeler Somebody is not properly making/checking tests
Duh. The tests were causing the build to fail. So we fixed that the best way we could - we disabled the tests!