The Official Status Thread
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@topspin syllables are hard to generate. Even for one language. Doing so for transliterations of dozens? Yeah no.
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@Gąska said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Moving for the 4th time since November. And I'll be moving at least twice more before the end of the year. Sigh.
**shudder**
I haven't moved since 1996. (when I retire and move out of CA, that truly scares me. I really need to start throwing/giving away all the unused stuff in my house)
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Status: rewriting Java bytecode with Javascript because what is my life now
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Windows
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
docker
:-P
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Status: Cleaning the guitar and having a good whiff of the polishing fluid. Think I keep the goddamn thing around to appear more intelligent to any potentially visiting womankind. They might ask "Do you play?" and I might answer "Wouldn't be keeping it if I didn't" and then they'd call my bluff, and it would be hilarious, right?
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Cleaning the guitar and having a good whiff of the polishing fluid. Think I keep the goddamn thing around to appear more intelligent to any potentially visiting womankind. They might ask "Do you play?" and I might answer "Wouldn't be keeping it if I didn't" and then they'd call my bluff, and it would be hilarious, right?
Actually learning to play an instrument well is a panty-dropper.
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Wow. Docker Desktop is still broken after a full uninstall and reinstall.
Maybe I'll take it out of WSL mode.
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@error I'd need a different instrument, more suitable to my mental acuity. Something like a tambourine, perhaps.
E: My best hope at this point is that after I'm done here, doctors might crack the noggin' open and stumble upon some novel and rare kind of neurodegenerative condition, write a bunch of papers about it, and the world will be better for it. Maybe I'd even get it named after me. Or at the very least I'd be mentioned in passing on Wikipedia page
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: rewriting Java bytecode with Javascript because what is my life now
are you crazy?
Edit: also
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: rewriting Java bytecode with Javascript because what is my life now
So many s in one short sentence.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Actually learning to play an instrument well is a panty-dropper.
Pffff! Never worked for me.
...what do you mean, "you have to meet people first"?
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@cabrito said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: rewriting Java bytecode with Javascript because what is my life now
are you crazy?
Yes, why?
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: rewriting Java bytecode with Javascript because what is my life now
So many s in one short sentence.
I agree but that's how Minecraft FML core mods work.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Status Thread:
@error I'd need a different instrument, more suitable to my mental acuity. Something like a tambourine, perhaps.
Filed under: Ding.....!
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The Minecraft server depends on the CI server.
The CI server depends on the error bot.
The error bot depends on Docker.
And Docker has shit the bed.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
The CI server depends on the error bot.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
The CI server depends on the error bot.
The bot tracks deployments, announces them on the forum, announces them on the MC server, and otherwise relays commands to the Minecraft server.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
The CI server depends on the error bot.
it's @error
I assume WTFERY abounds?
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@Vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
WTFERY
Don't bring up my failed bot-hosted roguelike dungeoncrawler that is inspired by Wizardry and uses WebGL rendered by a headless Chrome instance.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
The CI server depends on the error bot.
The bot tracks deployments, announces them on the forum, announces them on the MC server, and otherwise relays commands to the Minecraft server.
None of that seems like something that should make the CI server fail, though.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
@Vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
WTFERY
Don't bring up my failed bot-hosted roguelike dungeoncrawler that is inspired by Wizardry and uses WebGL rendered by a headless Chrome instance.
I.....
wh.....
b.......
-puts her dildo down and turns to focus completely on @error-
Go on.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
The CI server depends on the error bot.
The bot tracks deployments, announces them on the forum, announces them on the MC server, and otherwise relays commands to the Minecraft server.
None of that seems like something that should make the CI server fail, though.
It tries to notify the bot a deploy is in progress. It fails. Error code 1.
Yeah I could disable it temporarily. That's not the point.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
@Vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
Go on.
You first.
/me resumes washing her dildo collection in soapy water
Now your turn.
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@Vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
@Vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
Go on.
You first.
/me resumes washing her dildo collection in soapy water
Now your turn.
WTFery is a project I put on hiatus because the scope was growing exponentially. Basic idea was that it was a first-person dungeon crawler, the input is bot commands and the output is still renders of rooms.
It was mostly inspired by this game:
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I had a basic render pipeline working, and character generation done (with D&D races/classes/bonuses/etc), and a data-based rule system, e.g.
{ item: { type: 'equipment', name: 'rusty helmet of sucking', modifiers: { str: -2 }, slot: 'head', tags: [ 'heavy armor', 'metal' ], restrictions: { $and: [ $or: [ class: { $in: [ 'warrior', 'fighter' ] }, name: { $eq: 'soandso' } ], alignment: { $nin: [ 'evil' ] } ] } } }
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
WTFery is a project I put on hiatus because the scope was growing exponentially.
yeah sounds like most of my personal projects.
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@Gąska Maybe you should start paying your rent
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Status Thread:
Maybe I'd even get it named after me.
Applied Mediocrity sound like a good name for a neurodegenerative condition
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Status: I edited a post and the changes were visible without reloading the page. Have I been teleported to a different Earth-number?
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Status: edited another post, and it didn't refresh properly. Phew! It feels good to be back home.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
@Gąska Maybe you should start paying your rent
For reasons I don't want to delve into, currently I'm paying rent and utilities for 3 different apartments, none of which I can call my home. I'll have to rent a 4th one soon. FML.
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Weekend Activity Status: 1000 pieces of Neuschwanstein.
Now back at trying to persuade Python to run my code (from months ago) without errors…
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@dkf said in The Official Status Thread:
Neuschwanstein
You must be kidding!
Filed under: Matrix is having side-channel data leaks again
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@Vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
@Vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
Go on.
You first.
/me resumes washing her dildo collection in soapy water
Now your turn.
tries counting the amount and looking over the types of dildos on display
Need to find out if you're a vixen of culture.
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Status Thread:
@Vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
@Vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
Go on.
You first.
/me resumes washing her dildo collection in soapy water
Now your turn.
tries counting the amount and looking over the types of dildos on display
Need to find out if you're a vixen of culture.
i have an entire closet devoted to my collection, and i have several displays of my best pieces in various places in the apartment....
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@Vixen Based off my knowledge of your approximate geographical location and the current restrictions on travel and the prevalent view of my geographical location from people not in it it will be very hard for me to personally inspect your collection for the time being.
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@Atazhaia Goals, amirite?
;-P
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@Vixen Another goal would be to get rid of your leader too, as he seems to love bashing on my country for no reason.
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Status Thread:
@Vixen Another goal would be to get rid of your leader too, as he seems to love bashing on my country for no reason.
He also seems intent on removing the right to life, liberty, and happiness of anyone who does not worship the ground he walks on, or fails to have the correct age/skintone/sex/level of wealth that he approves of.
so, yeah. if you can figure out a way to remove him from existence, possibly by creating a time paradox where he never existed in the first place, that would be great.
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Status: Had enough bar charts for a year now. End-of-year analysis funtimes. Brain is mush enough from the current warm weather and looking at and talking about bar charts didn't help.
Trying to figure the equipment needed for my side project company, so may go buy a cheap Android tablet and an iPhone once done with work today so I have all the necessary hardware for testing, as well as getting a separate company phone number. And buy bug net for windows so I can have the windows open during night without having a bunch of bugs coming in.
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@Vixen Is Simba really that bad?
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Status Thread:
buy bug net for windows
i read this and was all like "what sort of bug tracking app is this? is it like bugzilla but an app instead of a server you install and then use in your browser?"
then i read further and just had a moment when my brain just came to a screeching halt and refused to process further input until i realized that i'd mis-parsed the preceding clauses
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@Vixen I don't think I can save my code from bugs regardless of the protection used. And Windows is a lost cause already, maybe can use a bug net to contain the bugs in Windows so they don't spread further.
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Status Update: Bar chart discussion continues. Fika has been placed within arm's reach of me but I am not allowed to reach for it, as it is to be shared amongst the group when discussion is done.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Status Thread:
@Vixen Is Simba really that bad?
Pretty sure it's Pumba she's talking about.
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Status: For fuck's sake, I left the kitchen stove on. Didn't burn the entire house down, but the kitchen scales have turned a funky half-molten shape now.
I'm not yet old enough to be that senile!!
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@topspin EMILIEN!!
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: For fuck's sake, I left the kitchen stove on. Didn't burn the entire house down, but the kitchen scales have turned a funky half-molten shape now.
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