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@HardwareGeek /shrug. i'll have hers then. no worries m8.
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@Vixen With mayonnaise or without?
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@hungrier With, mixed together by hand using judo chops.
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@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Vixen With mayonnaise or without?
without for preference. Mayo is okay as a condiment, even then i prefer salad creme to mayo. but to promote it to the main course..... pass, unless i'm super hungry.... like really really starvingly hungry
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
To finally spell "coriander" correctly?
pfft
Are you triggered by the word "coriander"?
I'm triggered by the suggestion that the triggering cilantro should be called by any other name by myself (a USAian).
In the US, the leaves are usually called cilantro and the seeds (same plant) are called coriander. I don't know why; Wikipedia probably does, but .
It's the leaves that I am triggered by. The seeds are in Jamaican curry and I like that.
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@Mingan Maybe E_TOO_MUCH_CONTEXT but
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@djls45 likes to grade certain female anatomical features:
rack scoring includes the width at the tips, at the widest part
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
Fucking chopsticks is where it's at!
You know, at some point, pron or a hooker is a better alternative...
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@Vixen said:
I swear i heard the balls breaking the sound barrier
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@HardwareGeek has not heard about toilets:
in the Garage while taking a dump
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@boomzilla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
judo chops.
Atemi waza is rarely taught and I'm sure a good proportion of judoka do not know it exists.
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@Vixen Through advanced forensic techniques I was able to find the original text:
@Vixen said:
I actually love chastity and wearing clothes, as well as correct spelling and grammar.
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@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Vixen Through advanced forensic techniques I was able to find the original text:
@Vixen said:
I actually love chastity and wearing clothes, as well as correct spelling and grammar.
So Kinky!
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I'm also black, which is not great, mind you.
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@Gąska
just clean your face already ... that shoe polish isn't fooling anyone
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@Luhmann Shoe Polish? I'm a programmer Polish!
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@Gąska Does the word "Shoe" exist in Polish, with a different meaning?
Probably not. It doesn't have any ogoneks.
Also Google Translator leaves it as is.
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
I'm a programmer Polish!
Using Reverse Notation, as is customary.
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@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gąska Does the word "Shoe" exist in Polish, with a different meaning?
Sadly, no. Nor is there any word that sounds similar. But when describing manufacturing/repair jobs, the name of the end product can be used in lieu of the actual job name.
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@HardwareGeek said
He went down easier than I expected
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@Boner Sigh Nothing is safe from QooC.
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@boomzilla said:
I look like a hot Muppet!
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@acrow wrote:
typing "sudo apt-get dist-upgrade" on a command line almost makes me orgasm
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@levicki said :
up in some gigantic ass
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@Tsaukpaetra said :
I'll provide you a quote!
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@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said :
Apparently I don't deserve the cookie
been naughty again?
no, i just eated it first.
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
I mean, I'm being conscientious about my fuck economy,
Best excuse for celibacy I’ve heard all year
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@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
Best excuse for celibacy I’ve heard all year
And it's only February!
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@Mason-Wheeler gave it the best Safe For Work name yet:
autocarrot
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@acrow said in Quotes Out of Context:
Safe For Work
You know you've been spending too much time on WTDWTF when you read that at a glance as Safe Word.
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@Zecc You may just be tired. Last time I browsed WTDWTF too tired, I read "all-the-platings, all-included" or something similar as "gold-plated balls". After a double-take, I decided I was was way past the point where I could argue without making an ass of myself, and headed to bed.
I tried to find which post was again, but the search feature is singularly unable to actually produce posts that contain the words I searched for.
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@acrow said:
decided I was was way past the point where I could argue without making an ass of myself, and headed to bed
@acrow said:
making an ass of myself
Edit: @hungrier, we need Drake Reaction emoji, but with Jeff
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@acrow said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Mason-Wheeler gave it the best Safe For Work name yet:
autocarrot
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You haven't heard that term being used for Autocorrect glitches before? I didn't start it, and I'm pretty sure I picked it up on here...
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@Mason_Wheeler said in Quotes Out of Context:
@acrow said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Mason-Wheeler gave it the best Safe For Work name yet:
autocarrot
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You haven't heard that term being used for Autocorrect glitches before? I didn't start it, and I'm pretty sure I picked it up on here...
First I ever heard of it anyway. Just shut up and take the credit.
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@xaade said :
It's about shooting as much shit as you can so you hit the idiot in the back
Tonight on ESPN : Mumbai's new SFL
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@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@acrow said in Quotes Out of Context:
Safe For Work
You know you've been spending too much time on
WTDWTF@error's NSFW thread when you read that at a glance as Safe Word.I definitely spend way too much time on WTDWTF, but I don't misread that.
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@acrow said in Quotes Out of Context:
I was was way past the point where I could argue without making an ass of myself
What, you think you're special? It's not like that stops other people.