My apologies
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I would like to apologize for my dishonesty a couple weeks ago.
On January 3rd and 4th I was struck with what I believe to be norovirus or something similar. The violent effects of this virus should have been enough for me to remove the "Regular" tag on my profile, and I failed to do that. I hope this misinformation did not cause any damage. I promise to do better next time.
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@The_Quiet_One was your nick similarly inaccurate?
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@Boner If you don't count the hurling, it was surprisingly silent. My guts were basically just passing fluid, so it sounded not unlike peeing, but I was sitting down.
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@The_Quiet_One said in My apologies:
Regular
on one hand.... TMI....
on the other hand.... that sucks.....
on the gripping hand I'm rather glad that you're on the other side of the comptuer and long distance telephone twine from me.....
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Oh! My apologies again!
It turns out this group is only for those who are not constipated. I most certainly was not constipated those two days, so my tag was accurately used.
Alright, then.
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@The_Quiet_One said in My apologies:
It turns out this group is only for those who are not constipated.
Yes, I'm quite familiar with this particular loophole.
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Having said that, today's morning poop had juust the right consistency.
The kind that leaves without almost no effort but at the same time leaves you with a sense of relief, you know?
Puts a smile on your face.
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TIL that I am not allowed to be a member of the Regular group. When a doctor had me answer a stool chart, the "Which of these 7 types is most common?" kind I had to answer "All except that one in equal measure.".
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Paging Group Owner @ben_lubar for moderating measures.
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wow this was a bad thread to read from the bottom to the top
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@The_Quiet_One said in My apologies:
I would like to apologize for my dishonesty a couple weeks ago.
On January 3rd and 4th I was struck with what I believe to be norovirus or something similar. The violent effects of this virus should have been enough for me to remove the "Regular" tag on my profile, and I failed to do that. I hope this misinformation did not cause any damage. I promise to do better next time.
Regular vomiting still counts
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@ben_lubar said in My apologies:
wow this was a bad thread to read from the bottom to the top
At least you understand the title when you reach the top.
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@Vixen said in My apologies:
on the gripping hand
But you don't have opposite thumbs, as you stated multiple times
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@TimeBandit said in My apologies:
@Vixen said in My apologies:
on the gripping hand
But you don't have opposite thumbs, as you stated multiple times
but i do have four paws and five out of six ends are pointy.
also is a figure of speach
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@Zecc said in My apologies:
Having said that, today's morning poop had juust the right consistency.
This evening's has white stuff all over it. That happens sometimes. Still not sure what it is or why it happens.