The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
just showed white for me.
Racist scum
It's especially funny in context of Schwarzenegger.
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@HardwareGeek And Schwarzenegger was more like: "Oh, someone stumbled into me?"
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7ZMGgJpK8M
Followed up by
Since it's just white here, I'll help out:
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
just white here
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
just showed white
K really don't know what went wrong. ...
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Not sure if it's best in here or the
Nope
thread, anyway:
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@Cursorkeys said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not sure if it's best in here or the
Nope
thread, anyway:I kinda like it.
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@Tsaukpaetra Yeah, it's catchy.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
just white here
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
just showed white
K really don't know what went wrong. ...
Racism. Clearly. Which category are we in again, BTW...?
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@Cursorkeys I didn’t watch EuroVision, you’re not going to trick me into it.
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I wish I'd seen this a couple of weeks ago. I have a nice new scar on my palm. (Well, it's more of an odd shiny spot now which is slowly fading. I don't think it was a deep enough burn to make a real scar.)
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't know what evilution is, so I can give no opinion on its truthfullnes.
It's a 32-level episode for Doom, obviously. https://doom.fandom.com/wiki/TNT:_Evilution
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I wish I'd seen this a couple of weeks ago. I have a nice new scar on my palm. (Well, it's more of an odd shiny spot now which is slowly fading. I don't think it was a deep enough burn to make a real scar.)
I may add, from personal experience: don't catch it when you drop it.
Yeah, this scar is not fading.
[edit]BTW, this also applies to scalpels.[/edit]
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e IDGI
My brother tells me that that's not Pepe the Frog, but rather his playful son. And people will add this image 49 times to an album with a clickbaity title, with one troll-ish, possibly anticlimactic picture at the end.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A kindergarten class ate their cherry-flavored popsicles in >90°F weather on this spot.
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@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
BTW, this also applies to scalpels
And stock markets...
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I wish I'd seen this a couple of weeks ago. I have a nice new scar on my palm. (Well, it's more of an odd shiny spot now which is slowly fading. I don't think it was a deep enough burn to make a real scar.)
You have a very simple electrical device the only purpose of which is to go hot. What exactly did you think the metal part is for?
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What exactly did you think the metal part is for?
Holding onto, from what has been described...
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I wish I'd seen this a couple of weeks ago. I have a nice new scar on my palm. (Well, it's more of an odd shiny spot now which is slowly fading. I don't think it was a deep enough burn to make a real scar.)
You have a very simple electrical device the only purpose of which is to go hot. What exactly did you think the metal part is for?
Well, I actually just bumped it while trying to reach past it for some components. But that's less fun than saying I grabbed it by the hot end.
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@boomzilla That one needs a bit of an explanation, I'm afraid.
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@Rhywden Colin Mochrie is a popular improv comedian who got famous on Whose Line Is It Anyway, where sometimes they use props
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@loopback0
Unfortunately it's miles away from Fucking, Switzerland.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0
Unfortunately it's miles away from Fucking, Switzerland.That just made me think that someone (somewhere) needs to have one of those MASH style signposts with only towns like those on it. (Maybe "Truth or Consequences" also)
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@dcon Is there any place in the world where Boston and San Francisco can both be on your left while Toledo is to your right?
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is there any place in the world where Boston and San Francisco can both be on your left while Toledo is to your right?
It doesn't say which Toledo.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is there any place in the world where Boston and San Francisco can both be on your left while Toledo is to your right?
It doesn't say which Toledo.
The one in Lebanon of course!
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@M_Adams said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is there any place in the world where Boston and San Francisco can both be on your left while Toledo is to your right?
It doesn't say which Toledo.
The one in Lebanon of course!
It's obviously the USS Toledo and out of shot is the person who gets to move the sign and update the distance as it moves around.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's obviously the USS Toledo
If it's covered with snow, it's Toledo, Ontario
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@M_Adams said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is there any place in the world where Boston and San Francisco can both be on your left while Toledo is to your right?
It doesn't say which Toledo.
The one in Lebanon of course!
It's obviously the USS Toledo and out of shot is the person who gets to move the sign and update the distance as it moves around.
That sounds like a good job for a pair of GPS-enabled IoS devices!
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon Is there any place in the world where Boston and San Francisco can both be on your left while Toledo is to your right?
The world is round!
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@M_Adams said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is there any place in the world where Boston and San Francisco can both be on your left while Toledo is to your right?
It doesn't say which Toledo.
The one in Lebanon of course!
It's obviously the USS Toledo and out of shot is the person who gets to move the sign and update the distance as it moves around.
That sounds like a good job for a pair of GPS-enabled IoS devices!
FINALLY! A good use of IoS!
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(not me, just from FB)
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0
Unfortunately it's miles away from Fucking, Switzerland.Fucking is in Austria, just a short ride from Wank village. It's advisable to go via Tittmoning.
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@LaoC
Explains why I always start on the road to Fucking but end up in Wanking
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon Is there any place in the world where Boston and San Francisco can both be on your left while Toledo is to your right?
I'm sitting in one such place right now. I don't even have to turn around.
But you're probably assuming a different Toledo than I.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
a different Toledo
I suppose there are more then one of these ...
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25 000 posts, eh?
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@Zecc It doesn't go down very often.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon Is there any place in the world where Boston and San Francisco can both be on your left while Toledo is to your right?
I'm sitting in one such place right now. I don't even have to turn around.
But you're probably assuming a different Toledo than I.
Unfortunately, Klinger was from Toledo, Ohio, so there's no reconciliation.