The worst job at MoviePass’s parent company is now available
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The worst job at MoviePass’s parent company is now available
Apply today to be the chief financial officer at Helios and Matheson Analytics, MoviePass's parent company.
Helios said it plans to mount a search for his replacement “as soon as practicable.” No job listing has yet been posted, but here are some of the qualifications we imagine candidates for this exciting opportunity will need:
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Experience managing finances for penny stocks
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Familiarity with over-the-counter markets
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Proven track record fending off shareholder lawsuits
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@El_Heffe CFO has it easy. Nobody ever thought Moviepass was making money.
CEO is effed. Everybody thought he had a business model to make money out of the situation.
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@Captain said in The worst job at MoviePass’s parent company is now available:
CEO is effed
Lol good humor joke
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@levicki said in The worst job at MoviePass’s parent company is now available:
@Captain said in The worst job at MoviePass’s parent company is now available:
@El_Heffe CFO has it easy. Nobody ever thought Moviepass was making money.
CEO is effed. Everybody thought he had a business model to make money out of the situation.
I heard something about CEOs and golden parachutes, did his not open?
I think that applies mostly to big corporations; small, struggling startups with absurd business models, not so much.
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@HardwareGeek said in The worst job at MoviePass’s parent company is now available:
@levicki said in The worst job at MoviePass’s parent company is now available:
@Captain said in The worst job at MoviePass’s parent company is now available:
@El_Heffe CFO has it easy. Nobody ever thought Moviepass was making money.
CEO is effed. Everybody thought he had a business model to make money out of the situation.
I heard something about CEOs and golden parachutes, did his not open?
I think that applies mostly to big corporations; small, struggling startups with absurd business models, not so much.
When they try to open their golden parachute, they discover that they instead have the backpack with the Dora the Explorer lunchbox and matching pencil case.
