The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!)
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Inspired by something I saw earlier today, also likely already posted
What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoit B. Mandelbrot
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Can't find the terrible jokes thread so this is going in here for now.
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@ben_lubar said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
Can't find the terrible jokes thread
Do you need to click the Rebuild Search Indexes button again?
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@LaoC said in Internet of shit:
The sinus isš the sexiest function.
sinum
Oh, sorry about that. I have a sinus inflection.
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@Zecc said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@LaoC said in Internet of shit:
The sinus isš the sexiest function.
sinum
Oh, sorry about that. I have a sinus inflection.
There's a pill against that. I forget whether it was the red or the blue one.
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@LaoC Warning : The blue pill will give you a massive erection. The red one might give you racism.
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@Mingan said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
The blue pill will give you a massive erection. The red one might give you racism.
Which to choose⌠which to chooseâŚ
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
Hmm. So there was a time that Dwight Schrute smiled.
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@Zecc said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@boomzilla said in The official 2019 death pool:
john-singleton-dead-boyz-n-the-hood-hustle-and-flow-poetic-justice
He was one of a kind.
A singleton John is also known as a husband.
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Title text (the best part, as usual):
We wrote our site in Linear A rather than Aksara Kawi because browser testing showed that Crete script rendered faster than Java script.
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Via B3TA:
How do you know if Phil Collins has got root on your system?
Su-su-sudo.
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Mods are like a magnetic field:
They don't do work.
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@kazitor said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
Mods are like a magnetic field:
They are created by magnets having sex???
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@remi said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
They are created by
magnets having sexjeffing charges
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@kazitor said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@remi said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
They are created by
magnets having sexjeffing chargesI charge you with 10 counts of having an argument and sentence you to 3 years of modhood?
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@PleegWat said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
modhood
Is that like a man-hood, but for forumers?
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I wanted to make a joke: "what a fine transformation, which leaves the origin as a fixed point".
But it got lost in translation.
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On another site, thread titled "Database dump survey"...
> What's a database dump?
< A database dump is, when a database breaks up with you.
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@Bulb what's that thing at the bottom of the list?
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@kazitor said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Bulb what's that thing at the bottom of the list?
Coincidence?
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@kazitor Either the image is more than 13 years oldš, or it's author didn't update his astronomy knowledge since high school.
š It could probably be dated by finding out when the death count exceeded that number, but finding source for it.
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@kazitor said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Bulb what's that thing at the bottom of the list?
Well, it's definitely not a black hole or a star. Doesn't look like a comet or a nebula either.
Must be some sort of large spheroid asteroid.
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@Zecc said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
Must be some sort of large spheroid asteroid.
It doesn't look much like Ceres though, especially given its placement in the list. Hence my confusion.
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I don't recall seeing this precise iteration, so here...
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/605454745288835118/607257254751764522/DjH2heXX4AEcL1o.jpg
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@pie_flavor said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
#1 wanted #2 to say
"I'll have H2O too"
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@dcon said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@pie_flavor said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
#1 wanted #2 to say
"I'll have H2O too"If you're explaining you might as well go all the way.
Drinking "H2O too" is a bad idea.
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Johnny was a chemist's son
But Johnny is no more
What Johnny thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
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Via Private Eye...
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@GÄ ska Sounds like most software projects!
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@PJH said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
Via Private Eye...
Could we have that translated into Java?
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@jinpa Sure, I'll get it started
interface IBucketListPunProviderFactory { //TODO }
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@hungrier said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@jinpa Sure, I'll get it started
interface IBucketListPunProviderFactory { //TODO }
That's not right. Firstly, the
I
⌠prefix is very much not a style that is common. Secondly, it's lacking the possibility that there are other types of list providers and other types of list (which may or may not involve buckets) so we need more generic types!interface ListProviderFactory<T extends BucketList> { // TODO }
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TCP walks into a bar & says:
âIâd like a beer.â
âYouâd like a beer?â
âYes, a beer.â
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@JBert Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "would you like a beer?"
Descartes says "I think not," and promptly vanishes.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@JBert Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "would you like a beer?"
Descartes says "I think not," and promptly vanishes.
Why was Descartes such a bad cavalry officer?
You can't put Descartes in front of de horse.
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