The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@bb36e yes, fixable.
You just need the front half of another one and a welder
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@DogsB When you listen for 'paper chaser', listen for it in a Jamaican accent.
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...Fourth, the plaintiff’s language in his affidavit, where he refers to women as “skanks” and “butt ugly”, suggests an attitude towards women that is confirmatory of the allegations of inappropriate behaviour towards them. Finally, the fact that the plaintiff’s denials are mixed together with bizarre allegations about organized crime in the government is further reason to doubt the veracity of his claims. In these circumstances, I conclude that the record on this motion is such that I am able to find, with confidence, that the defendant has established the defence of truth on a balance of probabilities.
https://www.canlii.org/en/on/onsc/doc/2018/2018onsc3342/2018onsc3342.html
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@Tsaukpaetra Hey we didn't need to know that!
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@stillwater said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra Hey we didn't need to know that!
Well I'm here, am I not? I came, I saw, I upvoted.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I came, I saw
You came before you even saw it
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I came, I saw
You came before you even saw it
Negative Premature Ejaculation?
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I came, I saw
You came before you even saw it
Sometimes you just feel things coming.
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
...Fourth, the plaintiff’s language in his affidavit, where he refers to women as “skanks” and “butt ugly”, suggests an attitude towards women that is confirmatory of the allegations of inappropriate behaviour towards them. Finally, the fact that the plaintiff’s denials are mixed together with bizarre allegations about organized crime in the government is further reason to doubt the veracity of his claims. In these circumstances, I conclude that the record on this motion is such that I am able to find, with confidence, that the defendant has established the defence of truth on a balance of probabilities.
https://www.canlii.org/en/on/onsc/doc/2018/2018onsc3342/2018onsc3342.html
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The Home Office confirmed today that the officer has been sacked for gross misconduct.
The incident is likely to raise new questions over levels of efficiency in the UK Border Agency, the organisation formed nearly three years ago [2008, possibly 2007] by then Home Secretary Jacqui Smith to take over all immigration controls.
Things haven't improved over the past 8 years either.
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Caption: Winter horseback riding in Canada
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Cursory web search shows both businesses exist in Florida, so this is no mere photochop job.
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@boomzilla I don't think a movable chair will help you get it up...
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@Tsaukpaetra Of course it would, it's even in the name: Ableworld Stairlift
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla I don't think a movable chair will help you get it up...
Speak for yourself
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla I don't think a movable chair will help you get it up...
Speak for yourself
I am. I've fallen and this stupid thing just hums away from me. Piece of shit...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I am. I've fallen and this stupid thing just hums away from me. Piece of shit...
Started reading that as "Help! I've fallen and can't get up." That commercial is going to sound very different now...
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I am. I've fallen and this stupid thing just hums away from me. Piece of shit...
Started reading that as "Help! I've fallen and can't get up." That commercial is going to sound very different now...
Mission Accomplished!
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@hungrier Saw this in my country (South Africa).
It's even funnier when you realize just how unfortunate the CUM name is. It's an acronym for the Afrikaans name "Christelike Uitgewers Maatskappy" (Christian Publisher Company). As in the religion. Bibles and all sorts of related books
How they haven't changed their name in the last 20-odd years is beyond me
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@AgentDenton said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
How they haven't changed their name in the last 20-odd years is beyond me
You know what they say about momentum...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You know what they say about momentum...
It comes and goes?
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You know what they say about momentum...
It comes and goes?
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@AgentDenton said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
How they haven't changed their name in the last 20-odd years is beyond me
"Be fruitful and multiply." Checks out.
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@AgentDenton said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
How they haven't changed their name in the last 20-odd years is beyond me
People generally tend not to change very old names of historical significance to local community just because it sounds funny in some other language.
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@Gąska I had heard about this village before, but just now I found out about this:
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@hungrier Hell is in Norway.
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@dkf I might've previously mentioned that we have a similarly named city in Poland, with a regular bus connection between it and nearby villages.
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