The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!)
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@kazitor said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Zecc said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
[ "Hip", "Hip" ]
Must be one of those "I don't say it the way you do" things. Care to explain, and thereby ruin it for everyone else?
Hip hip array.
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@Karla, @PJH: Appreciated. Double the explanation, double the humour!
See, I was thinking the dreadfully-verbose "array of"
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@PJH said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
4 years ago in the Bad Jokes thread...
https://what.thedailywtf.com/topic/15907/the-bad-jokes-topic/478
Aye, but this time it wasn't a blonde wife with that notion!
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@Karla said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Zecc said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
[ "Hip", "Hip" ]
I LOLed.
I groaned silently and ed.
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@ben_lubar said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Karla said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@tharpa said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@karla said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
Nice joke, but the Oxford Comma is in practice unnecessary. In order to make the joke, they had to take the phrase out of the enclosing sentence.
You can take my Oxford Comma out of my cold dead hands.
I also thought the whole anti science "celebs" added a layer to the joke.
That particular instance isn't a very good way to show the use of the Oxford comma. I prefer this one:
Doesn't work for me. If you wanted to imply that JFK was a stripper, then it would have to be: "We invited the strippers: JFK and Stalin. " But there's no ambiguity there, so there's no joke.
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@chozang a comma being a spoken pause, this would be ambiguous when reading informal writing.
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Crossposting from devRant:
What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long?
A πthon
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
exactly 3.14
Do you want to you about that? Because that's how you get to you about that.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
exactly 3.14
Do you want to you about that? Because that's how you get to you about that.
You know, I thought he blocked me some time ago, so in theory he should never see it.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long?
E_ARBITRARY_UNITS
or perhaps, E_DIMENSION_MISMATCH
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
exactly 3.14
Do you want to you about that? Because that's how you get to you about that.
At least the three significant figures weren't preceded by "roughly"
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@Tsaukpaetra
Why did you pixelate your cat?
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@kazitor
So... {your favorite language, probably Javascript} feature proposal,inconst PI = 3.14
?
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@Luhmann said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Tsaukpaetra
Why did you pixelate your cat?I tried dithering to see if it would help smooth it, but...
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@Tsaukpaetra
as long as it didn't turn sepia
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
exactly 3.14
Do you want to you about that? Because that's how you get to you about that.
No, to get me to about that, you have to be wrong.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
your favorite language, probably Javascript
How dare you!
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Play this card to lose all your data:
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Joke-killing explanation
Dress code
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@Zecc Make sure the dress is washed according to good date handling, though, or it might result in code smell.
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@Zecc The code has got some very complicated threading.
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@pie_flavor said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Zecc The code has got some very complicated threading.
I can help unwind those stacks.
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@pie_flavor it's javascript.
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No, it's obviously
Minified skirt
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@da-Doctah said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@PleegWat said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@ben_lubar Who still uses octal these days, except when setting file permissions?
This bilingual supermarket's deli section:
I thought Asians were pretty thorough with using every part of the chicken that is even remotely digestible, but I've never seen its soul on the menu. Must be that "light" trend.
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The nice thing about traveling by plane is that if your plane crashes you can resume work from the airport checkpoint.
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The majority of my diet is organic. The rest is carbon-free!
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@djls45 said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
The rest is carbon-free!
so you drink a lot of water?
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@Luhmann It helps deal with all the excess salt.
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@obeselymorbid said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
I know I'm late to the party, but I just can't get over how wrong this image is.
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@Gąska All the upvotes made me doubt myself and I didn't want to say anything…
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@Gąska said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
I know I'm late to the party, but I just can't get over how wrong this image is.
Having grown up with Wile E Coyote, I see nothing wrong.
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@dcon speaking of which - Coyote and Road Runner turn 70 this year!
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@Gąska said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@dcon speaking of which - Coyote and Speed Runner turn 70 this year!
Fuck. I'm getting old.
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@Groaner said in Instagram is LinkedIn for sluts:
What we have here is a bitch so basic that waving litmus paper in front of her instantly turns it blue.
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@Tsaukpaetra as MTG is the only battle card game I've played, I was quite confused about that picture - specifically, how the hell they wants to defend themselves with tapped lawyer.
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@Gąska said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@obeselymorbid said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
I know I'm late to the party, but I just can't get over how wrong this image is.
@kazitor said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Gąska All the upvotes made me doubt myself and I didn't want to say anything…
Ok, what am I missing? I don't see anything wrong.
(unless you want to get overlyic aabout the code)
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@Zecc The only difference is whether
run()
gets called before the loop. Wile E. will still stop before an edge if he doesn't start right next to it.
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@kazitor said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Zecc The only difference is whether
run()
gets called before theloopfirst condition check.