WTF Bites



  • @Jaloopa said in WTF Bites:

    The vast majority of people I know park in neutral unless they're on a particularly steep slope

    :doing_it_wrong:

    If you have an automatic transmission, do you put it in Neutral and engage the parking brake?

    But then, you also drive on the wrong side of the road :trollface:


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @TimeBandit said in WTF Bites:

    the transmission will lock the front wheels. If it's an automatic, it will be in Park, while a manual should be in first gear.

    First doesn't lock the transmission, and who leaves a manual car in 1st rather than neutral anyway?



  • @Carnage said in WTF Bites:

    And, why the hell does a game engine change have knock on effects in the forum software?

    In fairness, that's because the titles are shown in the website (including the forum) so obviously the logic has to be there too.

    Why that's more than 2 lines of code, I have no idea.



  • @loopback0 said in WTF Bites:

    First doesn't lock the transmission

    To make the wheel turn, the engine must also turn.

    and who leaves a manual car in 1st rather than neutral anyway?

    If your handbrake breaks and you're not parked on level ground, your car could move and hit something/someone.

    Leaving it in 1st gear is an added safety.

    Edit: Unless you have a rotary engine. Then it can still move fairly easily even in 1st gear 🤷🏿♂



  • @TimeBandit said in WTF Bites:

    If your handbrake breaks and you're not parked on level ground, your car could move and hit something/someone.

    Or simply block the way:

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  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @TimeBandit said in WTF Bites:

    To make the wheel turn, the engine must also turn.

    Which it can do, just not as easily.

    @TimeBandit said in WTF Bites:

    If your handbrake breaks and you're not parked on level ground, your car could move and hit something/someone.
    Leaving it in 1st gear is an added safety.

    Yeah but who actually does that?



  • @loopback0 Me, my parents and pretty much anyone who's been to my driving school. Can't speak for other schools, though.



  • @loopback0 said in WTF Bites:

    Yeah but who actually does that?

    Me, and everyone I know that drives a manual car 🤷♂


  • BINNED

    @loopback0 said in WTF Bites:

    who leaves a manual car in 1st rather than neutral anyway?

    Who doesn't? :wtf:


  • 🚽 Regular

    @topspin said in WTF Bites:

    @loopback0 said in WTF Bites:

    who leaves a manual car in 1st rather than neutral anyway?

    Who doesn't? :wtf:

    People who leave it in R because they've parked on an incline.



  • @TimeBandit said in WTF Bites:

    @Jaloopa Usually, the parking brake will lock the back wheels and since most cars are front-wheel drive, the transmission will lock the front wheels. If it's an automatic, it will be in Park, while a manual should be in first gear.

    Also, they could always break out the window and release the parking brake... then two wheels will roll freely. And if it's a manual, they can put it into neutral.



  • @loopback0 said in WTF Bites:

    @TimeBandit said in WTF Bites:

    the transmission will lock the front wheels. If it's an automatic, it will be in Park, while a manual should be in first gear.

    First doesn't lock the transmission, and who leaves a manual car in 1st rather than neutral anyway?

    👋

    Unless I'm parking on a steep hill, I don't even bother with the parking brake.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @topspin Me unless it's on a steep slope. Same with most people I know.


  • Dupa

    There's a bug in a cinema's reservation system. It adds 10 to the number of seats available/overall:

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    I thought, "hey, I'll let them know!". There was a helpful email address there at the bottom of the page, so I sent an email. And, lo and behold, I received a response within a minute!

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    Oh...



  • @topspin said in WTF Bites:

    On Windows 7 (probably since all the way back to 9x, or at least XP) when a DLL dependency is missing, you get a dialog saying:

    The program can't start because msvcp140.dll is missing from your computer. Try reinstalling the program to fix this problem.
    DLL load failed: The specified module could not be found.

    At least that that's what I seem to usually get in such cases. It's much less useful than your example (which DLL failed to load, which module could not be found? Who knows...), but still marginally better than

    @topspin said in WTF Bites:

    Nothing. You get a busy cursor for a fraction of a second and then the program just fails to load without any feedback whatsoever.

    This seems to be a relatively recent trend (started by Apple AFAIKT) of the "must not ever show users error messages" brainworm variety, and I hate, hate, hate it. If something went wrong pretty please fucking tell me it went wrong so I can stop waiting to see if it might still happen (and thus would happen twice if I try again now) and move on to trying again / investigating the issue / giving up.



  • @dkf said in WTF Bites:

    @Rhywden If access is needed, the firemen have axes and a big heavy truck; they can get the car out of the way pretty quickly and it will only cost them a vital minute or two so only a few people will die as a result. No problem!

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  • @loopback0 said in WTF Bites:

    @TimeBandit said in WTF Bites:

    the transmission will lock the front wheels. If it's an automatic, it will be in Park, while a manual should be in first gear.

    First doesn't lock the transmission, and who leaves a manual car in 1st rather than neutral anyway?

    Me. Well, until Subaru stopped offering the Outback in manual...


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    @ixvedeusi said in WTF Bites:

    @topspin said in WTF Bites:

    On Windows 7 (probably since all the way back to 9x, or at least XP) when a DLL dependency is missing, you get a dialog saying:

    The program can't start because msvcp140.dll is missing from your computer. Try reinstalling the program to fix this problem.
    DLL load failed: The specified module could not be found.

    At least that that's what I seem to usually get in such cases. It's much less useful than your example (which DLL failed to load, which module could not be found? Who knows...), but still marginally better than

    I actually CTRLC'd that, so it's exactly what I get.

    @topspin said in WTF Bites:

    Nothing. You get a busy cursor for a fraction of a second and then the program just fails to load without any feedback whatsoever.

    This seems to be a relatively recent trend (started by Apple AFAIKT) of the "must not ever show users error messages" brainworm variety, and I hate, hate, hate it. If something went wrong pretty please fucking tell me it went wrong so I can stop waiting to see if it might still happen (and thus would happen twice if I try again now) and move on to trying again / investigating the issue / giving up.

    Yeah, the user may not care for the error message, but they then come to me to fix it, and everything is better than "it doesn't work". So show the damn error message already. (Of course I tested this before deployment to see if it works, but the error message helps me, too)



  • @dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:

    @masonwheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:

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  • @dcon said in WTF Bites:

    Me. Well, until Subaru stopped offering the Outback in manual...

    Did you switch model? 🍹

    Also, what's the advantage of having a Subaru in California?

    You don't even have snow :wtf:


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @anonymous234 said in WTF Bites:

    In fact, here's the full list of companies Imgur needswants to share your data with in order to serve static pictures:

    Seeing as it has a Reject All button and still works.



  • @TimeBandit said in WTF Bites:

    @dcon said in WTF Bites:

    Me. Well, until Subaru stopped offering the Outback in manual...

    Did you switch model? 🍹

    Also, what's the advantage of having a Subaru in California?

    You don't even have snow :wtf:

    What? You've never skiied in Sierra Sludge? (I had to put chains on once in Yosemite because roads went to R3 conditions - that's 4 wheel required + chains.)


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    @loopback0 said in WTF Bites:

    @TimeBandit said in WTF Bites:

    the transmission will lock the front wheels. If it's an automatic, it will be in Park, while a manual should be in first gear.

    First doesn't lock the transmission, and who leaves a manual car in 1st rather than neutral anyway?

    My parents. Almost caused me a heart attack the next morning when I lurched forward. I now double-check after anyone else has driven my truck.

    Edit: though I will say my habit is mostly due to being in a bowl where there's no such thing as slope. I will adjust my habits e when abroad.


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    @Tsaukpaetra said in WTF Bites:

    Almost caused me a heart attack the next morning when I lurched forward. I now double-check after anyone else has driven my truck.

    I always check a manual car is in neutral first and start with my foot on the clutch.



  • @kt_ But they don't know it, their mailbox says they still have room for 10 messages.


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    @loopback0 said in WTF Bites:

    @Tsaukpaetra said in WTF Bites:

    Almost caused me a heart attack the next morning when I lurched forward. I now double-check after anyone else has driven my truck.

    I always check a manual car is in neutral first and start with my foot on the clutch.

    Yes, well, now my driving initialization routine is a little more safer and a little less optimized because people.



  • @loopback0 said in WTF Bites:

    I always check a manual car is in neutral first

    By wiggling it left and right at least 6 times.

    Because once is not enough 🤷🏿♂


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    @TimeBandit said in WTF Bites:

    @loopback0 said in WTF Bites:

    I always check a manual car is in neutral first

    By wiggling it left and right at least 6 times.

    Because once is not enough 🤷🏿♂

    :giggity:



  • @loopback0 said in WTF Bites:

    @Tsaukpaetra said in WTF Bites:

    Almost caused me a heart attack the next morning when I lurched forward. I now double-check after anyone else has driven my truck.

    I always check a manual car is in neutral first and start with my foot on the clutch.

    Why do you need to check? When you push the clutch it's de facto in neutral anyway.



  • @hungrier said in WTF Bites:

    Why do you need to check?

    Because nobody leaves it in 1st gear anyway (from what was said) :trollface:


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    @TimeBandit said in WTF Bites:

    @hungrier said in WTF Bites:

    Why do you need to check?

    Because nobody leaves it in 1st gear anyway (from what was said) :trollface:

    My car has a switch that prevents the starter motor from engaging if the clutch isn't depressed.



  • @Tsaukpaetra said in WTF Bites:

    My car has a switch that prevents the starter motor from engaging if the clutch isn't depressed.

    The same is true for any manual car made in this century


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @TimeBandit said in WTF Bites:

    By wiggling it left and right at least 6 times.

    At least.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @hungrier said in WTF Bites:

    @loopback0 said in WTF Bites:

    @Tsaukpaetra said in WTF Bites:

    Almost caused me a heart attack the next morning when I lurched forward. I now double-check after anyone else has driven my truck.

    I always check a manual car is in neutral first and start with my foot on the clutch.

    Why do you need to check? When you push the clutch it's de facto in neutral anyway.

    Habit.


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    @TimeBandit said in WTF Bites:

    @Tsaukpaetra said in WTF Bites:

    My car has a switch that prevents the starter motor from engaging if the clutch isn't depressed.

    The same is true for any manual car made in this century

    Just like people who leave the transmission in gear one?


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    @TimeBandit said in WTF Bites:

    @loopback0 said in WTF Bites:

    I always check a manual car is in neutral first

    By wiggling it left and right at least 6 times.

    Because once is not enough 🤷🏿♂

    I played it fast and loose and only wiggle three times. YOLO.


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    @Zecc said in WTF Bites:

    @TimeBandit said in WTF Bites:

    @loopback0 said in WTF Bites:

    I always check a manual car is in neutral first

    By wiggling it left and right at least 6 times.

    Because once is not enough 🤷🏿♂

    I played it fast and loose and only wiggle three times. YOLO.

    I used to just come in and go. Now I have to slow down and check before doing anything.


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    @loopback0 said in WTF Bites:

    @Tsaukpaetra said in WTF Bites:

    Almost caused me a heart attack the next morning when I lurched forward. I now double-check after anyone else has driven my truck.

    I always check a manual car is in neutral first and start with my foot on the clutch.

    And the other on the brake.
    AKA the right way to do it. 😉


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    @topspin said in WTF Bites:

    And the other on the brake.

    Fully down on the accelerator ready to depart as quickly as possible.


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    @loopback0 You shift into first at 7000rpm? :thonking:



  • @topspin That's nothing, I drive a rotary engine :trollface:

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  • @loopback0 said in WTF Bites:

    I always check a manual car is in neutral first and start with my foot on the clutch.

    My manual car won't start unless the clutch is pressed. Putting it in neutral is optional.

    @TimeBandit said in WTF Bites:

    By wiggling it left and right at least 6 times.

    Because once is not enough 🤷🏿♂

    Usually more like twice. If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.

    @hungrier said in WTF Bites:

    Why do you need to check? When you push the clutch it's de facto in neutral anyway.

    Because that way, I can release the clutch after it starts, without worrying about it being in gear.

    I don't always want to start moving immediately, and it's one less thing to think about in case I want to idle for a couple of seconds.



  • @dkf said in WTF Bites:

    @topspin said in WTF Bites:

    Which means in the case of "oh noes, tried to open a large file" (even if 1MB is not at all large) it should release a large block of memory upon failure and recover to the point it was before.

    If the system could do that, it would; it's only throwing the exception because it's absolutely nothing left. (With Java, you can configure the process to only use a fixed amount of memory so the crash just takes out the process and not the whole system, but that's usually cold comfort.) But with a big allocation, such as a large buffer for image manipulation in the sRGBA colour space, the chance of recovery is high, whereas if you were just asking for the space to allocate a small object (such as an exception!) then you're really completely stuck.

    This just occurred to me, but how many languages preallocate an OOM exception object to avoid the scenario of getting OOM while trying to create an OOM exception? I could see a program being able to recover by manually dropping some objects that can be recreated later but the system doesn't know that about them.

    † I.e. I just thought of it; I didn't just get an OOM exception.



  • @loopback0 said in WTF Bites:

    @Tsaukpaetra said in WTF Bites:

    Do Apple products still erase the entire device in order to "sync" it still?

    Did they ever do that?

    Yes, if you have auto-sync turned on and you connect your iDevice to a computer that doesn't have the iDevice's content, then that content gets erased from the iDevice.
    If you have auto-sync turned off, then you can manage the iDevice's content however you prefer (except you can't copy from the iDevice to the computer).



  • @dcon said in WTF Bites:

    @mott555 said in WTF Bites:

    Yay, Gmail update. And now hitting "Enter" to put a newline in the message often sends the email prematurely instead of inserting a newline. :facepalm:

    So Enter and Ctrl+Enter swapped meanings? I can see nothing going wrong there! (at least I think ctrl+enter used to send...)

    That's unfortunate and stupid. Is there a setting to change that back?
    I usually use Shift+Enter to add a newline to text entry fields that I might expect to send what I've typed when I hit Enter (or Ctrl+Enter).


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    @anotherusername said in WTF Bites:

    @TimeBandit said in WTF Bites:

    By wiggling it left and right at least 6 times.

    Because once is not enough 🤷🏿♂

    Usually more like twice. If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.

    Once heard that from a catholic priest.



  • @Tsaukpaetra I hope he wasn't referring to a circumcision.


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    @anotherusername said in WTF Bites:

    @Tsaukpaetra I hope he wasn't referring to a circumcision.

    It was (apparently) in reference to avoiding sinful masturbation while urinating. Unnecessary touching and all that.

    This was a while ago.



  • @pie_flavor said in WTF Bites:

    @Rhywden and that is when you call the local police department, and then watch out the window as the car gets towed away.

    This channel (Apparently, some videos require a subscription, but many are free I didn't check to see if my browser had fully loaded the pages.)
    Example:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh88Kek1P0g



  • @Tsaukpaetra said in WTF Bites:

    @anotherusername said in WTF Bites:

    @Tsaukpaetra I hope he wasn't referring to a circumcision.

    It was (apparently) in reference to avoiding sinful masturbation while urinating. Unnecessary touching and all that.

    This was a while ago.

    That was what the saying was actually supposed to mean, so... 🤷♂


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