The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade Films with more than one director are universally awful. Tru fax.
EDIT: unless the two Directors are the "X brothers", then they're ok. That also includes ZAZ because the Zuckers were brothers.
Ok.
Do the Matrix films count or no?
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Since they're currently sisters, I'd go for no.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
rear-facing child seats.
Not US (wrong style of license plates). Looks like driving on the left side of the street, so probably current or former British territory. Sunny, so not UK. My guess is India.
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@HardwareGeek The blue band on the number plate makes me think Europe somewhere - I suspect they're actually driving on the right and it's some sort of highway where the two carriageways are separated.
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That doesn't matter, those were never good movies to begin with.
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@loopback0 Turkey, according to the unedited version.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Tesla got their inspiration for rear-facing child seats.
Is this a thing?
Tesla being known for rear-facing child seats, I mean.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Tesla being known for rear-facing child seats, I mean.
I think they're the only manufacturer today still providing them. Didn't everyone else stop in like the 90s?
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Tesla being known for rear-facing child seats, I mean.
I think they're the only manufacturer today still providing them. Didn't everyone else stop in like the 90s?
Ah, so these are seats provided with the car itself, not and external accessory. Got it.
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@HardwareGeek Trash in the car, not in the streets. Can't be India.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Tesla being known for rear-facing child seats, I mean.
I think they're the only manufacturer today still providing them. Didn't everyone else stop in like the 90s?
Didn't rear-facing seats turn out to be much safer, and so they stopped outlawing them (for the places it was)??
I'm not particularly knowledgeable about child seats, so I might have that wrong.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Didn't rear-facing seats turn out to be much safer, and so they stopped outlawing them (for the places it was)??
Only if you own a Tesla and hate your children.
https://forums.tesla.com/en_AU/forum/forums/rear-facing-seats-our-notsopositive-experience
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@loopback0 Kids fight over seats like that.
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@Gribnit They'll fight less when they all have heatstroke.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That doesn't matter, those were never good movies to begin with.you can leave
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Tesla got their inspiration for rear-facing child seats.
Is this a thing?
Tesla being known for rear-facing child seats, I mean.
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@obeselymorbid See? Kids love these kind of seats.
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Well...
just like the Wachowskis were never brothers to begin with either, notwithstanding the people who thought that they were?
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As we noted in a previous report, the Model S’ rear-facing seats have caused misconceptions in the past. Last year, a Model S owner was confronted at gunpoint by the Newhall, California Sheriff’s Department after getting reported for an alleged abduction. Unaware of the full-sized electric sedan’s seating design, witnesses reportedly believed that the Tesla owner was stuffing a child in the car’s trunk. Fortunately, after explaining the design of the Model S’ third-row seating configuration, the Tesla owner did not receive any charges.
Lt. Rob Hahnlein, one of the officers who responded to the alleged kidnapping, admitted that the misunderstanding happened because they were not aware of the Model S’ design.
“It was not a kidnapping. We’re not Tesla experts. The new Teslas have a weird back seat and when they put the (child) in the back seat it looked like they were putting them in the trunk,” the officer said.
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Didn't rear-facing seats turn out to be much safer
For a frontal collision, probably (and, at least around here, rear-facing infant seats are mandatory). If you get rear-ended, not so much; it doesn't look to me like there's much room for a crumple zone before the kids start getting crumpled.
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@anotherusername {{Citation Needed}}
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid See? Kids love these kind of seats.
I think that's just the plastic surgery... they start them really young in California.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Tesla got their inspiration for rear-facing child seats.
Is this a thing?
Tesla being known for rear-facing child seats, I mean.
Reinventing the wheel...we used to sit on the back of of an open pickup truck. Fun times.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Reinventing the
wheelstation wagon and Jeep
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@Karla But was it a luxury electric open pickup truck?
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
just like the Wachowskis were never brothers to begin with either, notwithstanding the people who thought that they were?
Wikipedia claims that they were:
Lana Wachowski (formerly Laurence "Larry" Wachowski, born June 21, 1965)[4] and Lilly Wachowski (formerly Andrew Paul "Andy" Wachowski, born December 29, 1967)[5] are American film and TV directors, writers, and producers.[6] They are siblings, and are both trans women
And Google suggests that they share the same two parents:
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@HardwareGeek Yeah, I thought we're talking about rear-facing infant seats in the passenger seat.
Not this bullshit.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla But was it a luxury electric open pickup truck?
Fuck no, we barely had seats and there was no heat during upstate NY winters.
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@PJH the question isn't whether they were siblings. The question is whether they were ever brothers, because that would mean that they used to be males before they became females.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I thought we're talking about rear-facing infant seats in the passenger seat.
So did I, until I saw the post with the picture.
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@anotherusername So, choice is to clarify between biological, genetic, and mental gender early or add cycle counts of the thread.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
that would mean that they used to be males before they became females.
thread is .
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Looks like driving on the left side of the street
That looks to me like the right side of a split avenue, like @loopback0 said.
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I miss mathjax.
I can approximate: x 1, k 2, i 2
How to do it is horrific…
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@Polygeekery This will just end up being one of those jokes that nobody gets anymore. The site's been down for ages. Same with goatse, although that was after they turned into a cryptocurrency.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Same with goatse, although that was after they turned into a cryptocurrency.
There was always a gaping hole in that plan…
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@dkf A lot of those old sites are closing. Seems like they pulled open the floodgates.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf A lot of those old sites are closing. Seems like they pulled open the floodgates.
Butt! Butt! Once you put something on the Internet, it lives forever!
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Same with goatse, although that was after they turned into a cryptocurrency.
IIRC, Goatse had been defunct for ages before the cryptocurrency, which I think started either this year or last year.
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@loopback0 We got no dogs and no ball games and we got no barbecues...
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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Fuck you, give me snacks!
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 We got no dogs and no ball games and we got no barbecues...
It gets worse here everyday.
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@Polygeekery Shall we sendeth the mimeograph of this joke by telegraph or by autogyro? It must reach Persia before noontide in Constantinople.