Forking. Again.
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Forking 37 posts makes the server go
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Forking hell
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Server says, "Fork you!"
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@hardwaregeek said in Forking. Again.:
Server says, "Fork you, give me posts!"
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@doctorjones said in Forking. Again.:
Server says, "Fork you, give me
postsa REAL database!"
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"You have moved a post. The server must be rebooted 3 times for this change to take effect"
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In Russia, software forks you
https://i.imgur.com/On1GYbE.jpg
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@lorne-kates said in Forking. Again.:
"You have moved a post. The server must be rebooted 3 times for this change to take effect"
Older than dirt:
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@lorne-kates said in Forking. Again.:
"You have moved a post. The server must be rebooted 3 times for this change to take effect"
It's more like
"You are trying to move a post. Let me reboot the server for you because it's taking too long."
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@ben_lubar said in Forking. Again.:
"You are trying to move a post. Let me reboot the server for you because it's taking too long."
Are you running the server on a toaster ?
Oh, right... NoSQL
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@timebandit said in Forking. Again.:
@ben_lubar said in Forking. Again.:
"You are trying to move a post. Let me reboot the server for you because it's taking too long."
Are you running the server on a toaster ?
Oh, right... NoSQL
NoSQL is the part that makes the forced reboot a problem because WHAT IS A TRANSACTION LOL
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@anonymous234 said in Forking. Again.:
@lorne-kates said in Forking. Again.:
"You have moved a post. The server must be rebooted 3 times for this change to take effect"
Older than dirt:
I still insist I created that joke.
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@ben_lubar said in Forking. Again.:
NoSQL is the part that makes the forced reboot a problem because WHAT IS A TRANSACTION LOL
"Transactions give lack of flexibility, more costly evolution, inhibit the use of the database acting as a service to applications and make it an inhibitor to evolution. As such, please remove from all databases."