Prepare to be Inspired! (What could possibly go wrong?)
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#MAGA
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@m_adams said in Prepare to be Inspired! (What could possibly go wrong?):
People who don't know how to suck make lousy partners.
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@ben_lubar said in Prepare to be Inspired! (What could possibly go wrong?):
SOLAR FREAKIN ELECTROCUTING SIDEWALKS
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Are your best ideas followed by farting?
No they can't.
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'Yo mamma' jokes are getting weird.
Ah, the life of a pirate in Hawaii.
Well yeah, but I don't want to.
Is… Is that asking me to become my mother's pimp? :donotwant.mp4:
I wouldn't know.
I'm more concerned about the sulphurous cloud.
Or just hide from politicians.
No comment.
Spoilsport.
Don't tautologies make sense by default?
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Eh… I'll stick with an exercise bike.
Why not both?
Can I just not remain silly?
To be fair, there are some truly magnificent roads in the world, especially in the Alps.
I thought it was the solvent?
Hmm…A couple of times, I clicked 'Generate', and the generator kinda spazzed out a bit. It still generated quotes though.
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@raceprouk said in Prepare to be Inspired! (What could possibly go wrong?):
A couple of times, I clicked 'Generate', and the generator kinda spazzed out a bit. It still generated quotes though.
Yeah, that's kind of fun. And then you get a few with an ocean backdrop.
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uh... what does inspirobot know that I don't?
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Now that's inspiration:
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Star Trek!
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@ben_lubar said in Prepare to be Inspired! (What could possibly go wrong?):
NASA unveils its new mission statement
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@raceprouk said in Prepare to be Inspired! (What could possibly go wrong?):
'Yo mamma' jokes are getting weird.Well, it would work better if the last election had turned out differently
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Inspirobot has been to Texas!
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@raceprouk said in Prepare to be Inspired! (What could possibly go wrong?):
'Yo mamma' jokes are getting weird.
The classics still play, though:
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Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
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Paging @Perverted_Vixen
Whelp, no love for me, then.
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@unperverted-vixen said in Prepare to be Inspired! (What could possibly go wrong?):
Whelp, no love for me, then.
Now why would you say a thing like that?
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@perverted_vixen Because if love leads to lust, then I'd need a new user name, which is just too much work. (And I can't see myself ever being in unintelligent love with someone.)
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@tsaukpaetra said in Prepare to be Inspired! (What could possibly go wrong?):
Ah. Then browser history.
I habitually use incognito, so...
Ah well. At least there was this one:
Edit: I see now it was posted by @pie_flavor.
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So true
Okay... *opens Steam*
Well then... *unzips*
"Something something vomiting out of control"
I live near stadiums. That's a good thing.
Also a good thing.
Many toddlers would agree.
No.
Okay, now you're just getting me depressed.
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...Okay, time to go do something productive.
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Some self-flattery…
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I also got a simple “Be a dick.”, but unfortunately I clicked wrong and lost it.
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Does it have to be my wives or...
Not Aries, but someone here might be.
Harsh.
Here's some advice for all you job seekers:
Not I'm getting depressed again.
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@boomzilla said in Prepare to be Inspired! (What could possibly go wrong?):
Set theory!
@heterodox said in Prepare to be Inspired! (What could possibly go wrong?):
that's the kind of topless boxer I like to see.
If I were to assume you are male and not bisexual:
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@unperverted-vixen said in Prepare to be Inspired! (What could possibly go wrong?):
@perverted_vixen Because if love leads to lust, then I'd need a new user name, which is just too much work. (And I can't see myself ever being in unintelligent love with someone.)
lust does not imply perversion!
lust is a natural emotion for life. It is the desire to procreate, to ensure that there is another generation after you to carry on your legacy. That is not perversion.
trust me, I know ALL about perversion and a fair whack about lust too.
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@scholrlea said in Prepare to be Inspired! (What could possibly go wrong?):
@dreikin I couldn't tell what the guy in your GIF was saying, sorry.
That dude kept jellypotatoing me up 20 posts.
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@dkf said in Prepare to be Inspired! (What could possibly go wrong?):
It might just be true though, based on marriage and divorce rates, right?
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@unperverted-vixen said in Prepare to be Inspired! (What could possibly go wrong?):
@perverted_vixen Because if love leads to lust, then I'd need a new user name, which is just too much work. (And I can't see myself ever being in unintelligent love with someone.)
No no no no, it says intelligent lust. There's a difference between that and standard lust.
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@zecc said in Prepare to be Inspired! (What could possibly go wrong?):
...Okay, time to go do something productive.
In theory that could be very productive!
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I feel like this could have kept going and not have lost its punch:
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Yeah! Belly flop into the valley!
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Shouldn't that be 'grown' men?
Well, duh!
Um… it doesn't work like that.
But I thought freedom was good!
…whu?
I would hope not!
Um… is there a reason that's on a cannabis leaf?
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Well… no, it won't.
Pissed, apparently.
Must be all that advertising.
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@raceprouk said in Prepare to be Inspired! (What could possibly go wrong?):
Well… no, it won't.
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No, otherkin can fuck off.
SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! NAUGHTY INSPIROBOT!
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@pie_flavor said in Prepare to be Inspired! (What could possibly go wrong?):
That's a recipe for a good morning.
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I programmer. You buggy AI.
No, but it certainly helps.
The caffeine being mobile is the only explanation I have for some mornings, because I sure as hell didn't go get it.
Maybe I need a new mechanic.
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@raceprouk said in Prepare to be Inspired! (What could possibly go wrong?):
I know at least one couple for whom this would be fitting, sort of. I wish I were kidding. Perhaps I ought to show this to them, really, though it might bring up painful memories for them. It certainly seems bittersweet to me, despite the 'couple' part.
I have also had friends like that. Too many, really.
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@pie_flavor said in Prepare to be Inspired! (What could possibly go wrong?):
Eurofurence 15 - Alexander James Adams - Animals All The Same – 03:00
— MachineAnimalNo, otherkin can fuck off.
And yeah, Alexander James Adams is both an Otter Furry (sort of, the otter fursona it's something he associated with Heather primarily) and a Fae Otherkin (sort of; his personal mythology is that "Heather Alexander" was a changeling who replaced him as a child, and that when he transitioned , what actually happened was that he came back to Earth when Heather returned to Under The Hill).
And he is AWESOME.
He of the Sidhe – 10:36
— ShavaSueHe also tells a somewhat amusing (to me, anyway) story of how he came to write "Animals All the Same".
# 116d - Q & A w/ Alexander James Adams part 4 – 10:52
— Tenor1411
Of course, my own view is, "Animal? Uhm... even if you aren't a furry, I'm pretty sure Naked Savannah Apes count as animals..."
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@zecc said in Prepare to be Inspired! (What could possibly go wrong?):
opens Steam
@zecc said in Prepare to be Inspired! (What could possibly go wrong?):
unzips
@zecc said in Prepare to be Inspired! (What could possibly go wrong?):
vomiting out of control
You may just want a new steam account dude...
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@yamikuronue I am somewhat surprised it took this long for someone to catch that.
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So there you have it.
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M*A*S*H !!!
(OK, probably got the two reversed, but still)