Quotes Out of Context
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@pie_flavor said in Quotes Out of Context:
It sounds like we need to give all our cards condoms nowadays...
You know, you can attribute the quote, the rules state only that there be no context. 😉
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@tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@pie_flavor said in Quotes Out of Context:
It sounds like we need to give all our cards condoms nowadays...
You know, you can attribute the quote, the rules state only that there be no context. 😉
True, but for my own part, it would be sort of pointless to attribute my latest quote to Extra History's love of putting quips into the mouths of Great Bozos in History, while actually attributing it to Augustus the Strong, amusing as it is, might be just a wee bit unhistorical.
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@scholrlea said in Quotes Out of Context:
just a wee bit unhistorical.
Since when has that actually mattered?
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@greybeard said in :
@masonwheeler The can between the tomatoes and the buns.
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You haven't lived until you've eaten cold ramen.
Call a doctor if your 2-inch Grand Canyon lesbian bowl of corn flakes lasts more than 4 hours.
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@scholrlea Just to clarify something no one else is going to give a shit about: I have no problem with shitposting. I do it all the time, but I hardly need to say that here because everyone in this forum has seen it.
It's just that, well, there's a reason it's called shitposting. It's a post that is shit, one that is full of drivel and self-indulgence, light-hearted fluff lacking depth and substance that is posted for fun. Quality doesn't seem to enter into the equation.
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@heterodox said:
and nearly had a fucking.
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Why am I thinking this involves a kinky vigilante?
Filed Under: Paging Hooded Justice and Captain Metropolis...
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@jazzyjosh said in Social Juvenile Fascists:
I was going to go one direction, then another, then forgot and now we're in this uncomfortable situations.
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@karla said in Trump bites:
Premature withdrawing has consequences.
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@polygeekery ya know you're supposed to remove context, right? 😉
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@tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@polygeekery ya know you're supposed to remove context, right? 😉
You mean like @karla said?
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@tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@polygeekery ya know you're supposed to remove context, right? 😉
It is out of context. There is a link to the context if someone wants to find it for themselves.
Here's another one:
@boomzilla said in Re: Patriotism - American-style Oppression?:
Now I'm totally turned off.
No context, but I am going to put some false context in there to make it funny: @boomzilla used his wife's computer and found out she has been reading HuffPo.
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@polygeekery said in Quotes Out of Context:
@tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@polygeekery ya know you're supposed to remove context, right? 😉
It is out of context. There is a link to the context if someone wants to find it for themselves.
@error said in Quotes Out of Context:
@anotherusername No context allowed in this thread!
Thus the OP spake. Only posts which context this thread are allowed to have context links...
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@karla said
There are way too many inside
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@karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@polygeekery ya know you're supposed to remove context, right? 😉
You mean like @karla said?
no, remove the link
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@xaade said in Quotes Out of Context:
@karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@polygeekery ya know you're supposed to remove context, right? 😉
You mean like @karla said?
no, remove the link
Facts are a to .
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Put the balls in your mouth again!
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@jazzyjosh said:
active fucking X
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That's nothin'! Wait til ya see what they did with the twelve year olds!
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pastoralists tend to be tougher than diamond-plated differential calculus
If you think those are easy questions to answer, then I haven't been doing my job.
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@pie_flavor said:
why is it bigging
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@japonicus said:
Mandatory taint tracking would go quite a long way
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said:
In the bottom picture I think I can see the cleavage
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@masonwheeler said :
she just needed some help picking one out.
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eating a cow pat and trying to imagine it tastes like cookies
He just has an annoying knack for knowing stuff he shouldn't.
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Text is not from Bionic Six mpreg self-insert slashfic. 0/10.
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I am convinced only the top 1% of the 1% of twitter users ever see a death treat
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How many stories
have we had round here
about stored procedures
doing weird unsafe shit?The answer my friend
is blowin' in the wind.
The answer is blowin'
in the wind.
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All couples argue, but not all couples can summon tidal waves.
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We are both appreciative of and surprised by your restraint.
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I've got pie on my penis!
Nice blindfolded, even better when I can see it.
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IRL (tv, actually) :
Need to make it hotter to make it harder.
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It'll be interesting to see whether Fox's "kill all good sci fi" policy trumps their "fellate Seth MacFarlane" policy.
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@karla said:
I'll be waiting with bells on.
Filed under: with *only* bells on, draw me like one of your French girls
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You never know when you might need a polyhedral set.
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You know how I keep saying I need to quit posting shit from random YouTube videos in this thread?
Well, I haven't stopped yet. Sorry.
Dear Lord, for what I'm about to recieve, may I not be poisoned for the fourth time in four months. Amen.
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Remy wrote:
It’s like if a dumpster caught on fire, but then the fire itself also caught on fire.
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@Weng wrote (quite some while back, but whatev'):
how can you topic drift a poop thread?
@Polygeekery wrote:
You have to be fist-fucking me?
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@xaade said
That's why you don't put your sperm in a chicken
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@boner
Is that called a beakshot then?
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@luhmann in a chicken, not on its pecker. Both a good way to finish up before the beak.
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@boner
you have to leave it somewhere so ... beakshot it is, wingshots don't have that much appeal
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@boner said in Quotes Out of Context:
@luhmann in a chicken, not on its pecker. Both a good way to finish up before the beak.
Robin Williams (the actor and comedian, not the web designer... huh, this is one of the few places where it has to be said that way) was asked by James Lipton what his favorite word was. His answer was 'cloaca'.
That just seems like something worth mentioning here, for some reason.
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@luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
Why? It's just a machine ...
It's a shame they were banned in the Treaty of Algeron.
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@luhmann "Many machines on Ix."
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I tried this on IE 6 and my computer caught fire.
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@masonwheeler said :
there's no enhancing going on.
And so @masonwheeler learns a life lesson: never buy those pills they offer in those emails