Best posts made by No_1
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RE: The Food and Drug Administration says "love" is not an ingredient
@boner said in The Food and Drug Administration says "love" is not an ingredient:
I'm gonna need you to keep your "love" out of my baked goods.
+2 for the username @boner being totally apropros.
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RE: To make mustard gas, take one(1) mustard...
Here's a picture of a large puss
Perhaps that's a picture of a normal size puss held by a rather small person.
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RE: This is why the Internet is great
@JBert said in This is why the Internet is great:
European banana or an
imperialAfrican one?Filed under: It could grip it by the
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RE: Flat Design can go fuck itself with an unmarked dildo
@coldandtired said in Flat Design can go fuck itself with an unmarked dildo:
@No_1 said in Flat Design can go fuck itself with an unmarked dildo:
@coldandtired said in Flat Design can go fuck itself with an unmarked dildo:
@blakeyrat said in Flat Design can go fuck itself with an unmarked dildo:
@Lorne-Kates Are dildos usually marked? What are they marked with?
"This end up"?
"Tapered end toward enemy"
"Keep away from children and animals"
"Batteries not included"
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RE: :book: :book: Teh Official Discopædia Meta
Discouser
nounA poor, suffering soul who has created an account on a forum that uses Discourse. For an example, look in the mirror.
Also self-referential in that it may be used to describe a discouser from Liverpool.
Filed under: Discopædia definition inception
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RE: A WINS Server is Required
@cursorkeys said in A WINS Server is Required:
SBS, and you get Exchange and SQL Server thrown in too!
I've worked with SBS; I can understand the attraction and benefit of having a lot of functionality available for a relatively low cost, but IME in order to not run sluggishly it seemed to require a level of hardware which if you could afford it you probably didn't have to resort to SBS in the first place.
I was also not a fan of the prescribed AD configuration it came with, and not being able to run a second DC along with the many-eggs-in-one-basket approach was a disaster just waiting to happen for many customers who were unlikely to have the technical nous to get themselves out of trouble.
SBS was a way for MS to squeeze more revenue from it's product line while getting smaller businesses tied in to the ecosystem – I imagine that many of them are Microsoft 365 customers by now.
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RE: How I broke my computer at 12 years old
@izzion said in How I broke my computer at 12 years old:
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If you don't have an internet connection then you can contact us via the internet
From an install of Abelssoft SSD Fresh 2015:
After selecting 'No internet Connection?':
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RE: Noooo, my miles!
"You have 0 new messages."
Surely that should be 1 new message telling you there are no new messages?
Filed under: Messageception paradox
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RE: Water management
@Luhmann said in Water management:
@Jarry
But only if you like it small and strong ...You forgot the
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RE: Tales from the pet store posted in Funny stuff
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RE: Things I wish I could say to my customers
so few tools have standardized names
Indeed. I imagine it would be even more difficult to attempt to rob @thegoryone with one of these, for example.
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RE: 1 server, 10 workstations, 1 idiot, 1 cup
expiring passwords every six weeks
Surely you would just have one account on the server and have everyone log in with the same username and password?
AKA 'Poor man's SSO'.
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RE: Because emoji are professional now
@blek said in Because emoji are professional now:
Emojis are completely unacceptable
@blek said in Because emoji are professional now:
but there are multiple degrees of unacceptability
So by multiple, you mean 'one'?
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RE: .Net 3.5 and TLS 1.2
@Groaner said in .Net 3.5 and TLS 1.2:
Just as long as he's not one of those Contoso people. I hear they're quite shifty.
Keep a wary eye open for those Fabrikam types too.
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RE: Re: How Windows broke my computer at 42 years old
@karla said in Re: How Windows broke my computer at 42 years old:
LOL I probably <verb of choice> to everything but this.
Sing?
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RE: Oh, Monster - you tease!
@izzion said in Oh, Monster - you tease!:
You learn how to drive around the resulting potholes pretty
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RE: Why even bother with a checkbox?
@Jaloopa said in Why even bother with a checkbox?:
@Zecc That's haminwok
In this context Woking is a verb rather than a noun.
Filed under: I actually don't care as much as it seems
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RE: If you don't have an internet connection then you can contact us via the internet
How's Discourse working on it?
The battery life in smartphones is really pitiful, but the internetz + music on a morning commute are a godsend.
The infiniscroll is a bit laggy...
I use one of these with Rockbox firmware for my rail commute:
I might start using a tablet as my rail service has free wifi available.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
I'll see your toilet seat and raise you a pair of urinals:
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RE: More Go bad design
What I came away with from the OP is that Go has:
@blakeyrat said:visible warts
and can be likened to an:
@blakeyrat said:std
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RE: The Sad State Of (Atwood's) Web App Deployment
some porting jobs won't be worth the effort
[It depends][1].
[1]: http://ithare.com/size-matters-is-64-bit-app-always-better/"So, if you need more than 2–4G RAM, or if you have lots of computational stuff, or if ... it performs better with 64-bit – by all means, recompile to 64 bits ... However, there are cases ... where [the] move to 64 bits can make your application slower ..."
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RE: Flat Design can go fuck itself with an unmarked dildo
@Deadfast said in Flat Design can go fuck itself with an unmarked dildo:
@No_1 said in Flat Design can go fuck itself with an unmarked dildo:
@M_Adams said in Flat Design can go fuck itself with an unmarked dildo:
@No_1 said in Flat Design can go fuck itself with an unmarked dildo:
@coldandtired said in Flat Design can go fuck itself with an unmarked dildo:
@No_1 said in Flat Design can go fuck itself with an unmarked dildo:
@coldandtired said in Flat Design can go fuck itself with an unmarked dildo:
@blakeyrat said in Flat Design can go fuck itself with an unmarked dildo:
@Lorne-Kates Are dildos usually marked? What are they marked with?
"This end up"?
"Tapered end toward enemy"
"Keep away from children and animals"
"Batteries not included"
Do not eat / Choking hazard.
"Insert longitudinally"
"Made in China"
"Does not contain nuts"
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RE: Petty crime in London? NYT wants to know about it...
@PJH said in Petty crime in London? NYT wants to know about it...:
it's debatable as to whether it counts...
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RE: Necro-post time cards
@dkf said in Necro-post time cards:
I really liked the slight angle one. That was evil in an
CDOOCD-triggering way.OTFY
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RE: Elephantastic jokes
@Mason_Wheeler said in Elephantastic jokes:
Here come the elephants.
Q: What do you do if you see a herd of elephants coming towards you?
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RE: Business Meeting Humor
+1 for 14 dp, but is it accurate enough?
Filed under: I know pi to 10 dp from memory
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RE: Favourite pies
@dkf said in Favourite pies:
@PJH said in Favourite pies:
Since Tudor Court Rules apply, Kings Cross.
Tudor Court Rules? Is that in the Henry or the Elisabeth editions? Hmm, I guess I'll have to play safe in that case.
Shepherd's
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RE: Seemingly Unrelated Topic 2: Foreigners
you should be banned.
from the internetFair enough.
My apologies, without specifying &autoplay I couldn't get the clip to honour the &end setting.
Filed under: At least I had a reason (sort of). I'll be good from now on.
Edit: Just had a 'Doh!' moment, I didn't think to try using &autoplay=0. URL now fixed.
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RE: It's quite rare to find a shop that deals in all three...
@anotherusername said in It's quite rare to find a shop that deals in all three...:
This is the sole proprietor
He's a fishmonger as well?
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RE: I might be TRWTF
Is AD very sensitive about time?
A client's time has to be within 5 minutes of that of its domain controller:
"To prevent 'replay attacks,' Kerberos V5 uses time stamps as part of its protocol definition. For time stamps to work properly, the clocks of the client and the domain controller need to be in sync as much as possible ... If the difference between a client clock and the domain controller clock is less than the maximum time difference that is specified in this policy, any time stamp that is used in a session between the two computers is considered to be authentic.
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RE: I'm a little T-Spot, ask me anything, unless you don't, in which case you failed to ask me anything! Lies!
I am hungry. Ask me where the noodles are.
Shouldn't you be asking where the noodles are?