:confused: The Official Dad Jokes Thread™
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@dcon Dis meme took me a little while to comprehenth.
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@BernieTheBernie a foreigner from your preferred-ethnicity-to-mock is passing an English language test in an interview (job interview, visa, whatever).
He's asked to build a sentence with the words "green," "yellow" and "pink."
: I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green green", I "pink" up the phone and I say "yellow?"
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@remi When I first heard that one, "pink" was the noise of putting down the phone after no one said anything from the other side.
But that no longer works for modern phones.
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@boomzilla My son face-palmed.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
I'm totally ing and neither Bard nor ChatGPT4 can explain why this is supposed to be funny.
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
I'm totally ing and neither Bard nor ChatGPT4 can explain why this is supposed to be funny.
Un-su-spect-ing son
Dad wai-ting with ba-ted breath
Sets the per-fect trap
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@izzion said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
I'm totally ing and neither Bard nor ChatGPT4 can explain why this is supposed to be funny.
Un-su-spect-ing son
Dad wai-ting with ba-ted breath
Sets the per-fect trapA haiku. Well neither bard or chat picked up on that.
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
@izzion said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
I'm totally ing and neither Bard nor ChatGPT4 can explain why this is supposed to be funny.
Un-su-spect-ing son
Dad wai-ting with ba-ted breath
Sets the per-fect trapA haiku. Well neither bard or chat picked up on that.
No AI suspects the haiku inquisition!
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
@izzion said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
I'm totally ing and neither Bard nor ChatGPT4 can explain why this is supposed to be funny.
Un-su-spect-ing son
Dad wai-ting with ba-ted breath
Sets the per-fect trapA haiku. Well neither bard or chat picked up on that.
It likely never saw it before.
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@Tsaukpaetra and if it did, its capacity to understand is limited.
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@Arantor said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra and if it did, its capacity to understand is limited.
Or it's ability to math
My apologies for the confusion! The phrase "Unsuspecting son" has 6 syllables. Here's the breakdown:
Un-sus-pect-ing (4 syllables)
Son (1 syllable)
Adding them up, you get 4 + 1 = 6 syllables.
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra and if it did, its capacity to understand is limited.
Or it's ability to math
My apologies for the confusion! The phrase "Unsuspecting son" has 6 syllables. Here's the breakdown:
Un-sus-pect-ing (4 syllables)
Son (1 syllable)
Adding them up, you get 4 + 1 = 6 syllables.This is why New Math is a foundational step in AI taking over the world
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@izzion said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra and if it did, its capacity to understand is limited.
Or it's ability to math
My apologies for the confusion! The phrase "Unsuspecting son" has 6 syllables. Here's the breakdown:
Un-sus-pect-ing (4 syllables)
Son (1 syllable)
Adding them up, you get 4 + 1 = 6 syllables.This is why New Math is a foundational step in AI taking over the world
Yes, we already know 1-1=3, so it follows naturally that 4+1=6!
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@Tsaukpaetra freedom is the freedom to say that four plus one makes six. If that is granted, all else follows.
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My son went to a metal concert and bought me a tee shirt. It's not the style I'd normally wear, but...
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@HardwareGeek Things that remind you of Party Cannon
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@hungrier said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
Party Cannon
Pinkie Pie's Party Cannon – 00:11
— ZX
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@Zecc said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
@remi When I first heard that one, "pink" was the noise of putting down the phone after no one said anything from the other side.
But that no longer works for modern phones.
Not to be confused with plonk, the sound of dropping someone in your killbucket on Usenet.
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@JBert doesn’t work in rightpondia. We’d say “1st of March” more likely.
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@Arantor That's why we pulled ahead. March frist is more efficient.
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Take care with any VS Code or Visual Studio releases this month.
Remember: beware the IDEs of March.
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Why did it paste the base64 image instead of uploading like normal? Why does it want more characters? :who_nose:
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@hungrier said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
Why did it paste the base64 image instead of uploading like normal? Why does it want more characters? :who_nose:
Because Teams?
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@Tsaukpaetra You're right, but still why?
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@hungrier Because Teams.
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@hungrier said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra You're right, but still why?
Because Electron.
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I learned how to play the guitar by ear.
Then I figured out that it's easier to use my hands.
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@hungrier said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra You're right, but still why?
Because God has abandoned His Creation to the Sin of Man.
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@dkf said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
@hungrier said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra You're right, but still why?
Because God has abandoned His Creation to the Sin of Man.
Nothing ever touched by divinity, no matter how distantly, was involved in the creation of Teams.
Unless we’re counting something originally divine that fell from Heaven, and fell so hard it had to come up from Hell first. That, possibly, might have touched Teams. But that’s literally the nearest connection it has to divinity. Not even God’s own abandoned creation found that by themselves.
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@dkf said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
Because God has abandoned His Creation to the Sin of Man.
Which is approximately Man-⅙Man³ for 0 ≤ Man ≤ 1.
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@Zecc said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Dad Jokes Thread™:
Because God has abandoned His Creation to the Sin of Man.
Which is approximately Man-⅙Man³ for 0 ≤ Man ≤ 1.
Cos of course it is.
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I feel we’re going off on a bit of a tangent here?
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This is quite a bit off topic, without being hyperbolic
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