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@zonker said: http://www.getacoder.com/projects/operating_system_42879.html Look at the bids page: @bid said:Hi. I can do this for you next week, when I plan on taking a break from
a nonotech based / atomic fission driven search engine thats going to
make larry page wet his pants. 6 days to code, 1 to rest. It will be
written from scratch and completely original in design, so don't worry
about copyright bs. I plan to write the entire OS in C, and
blindfolded, if its all the same to you. 100% secure will not be a
problem either...In fact the OS will be designed to leverage jedi mind
tricks to kill anyone that even thinks about breaking in. (i was
thinking maybe make them chop off their feet and jump up and down until
their empty would be fair). Anyways, I'm gonna smoke some more crack,
maybe you should do the same. Thanks! @bid said:Dear Sir,
I can complete this project for you with ease. My real name is Dave
Gates and I am Bill Gates brother. I propose the following: I will
steal the latest Vista DVD from my brothers briefcase and will then use
ResHacker to change the jpegs and gifs embedded into the EXE's to say
BLUEORB. I can also change the bootup sequence and cover this with an
image of goatse.cx man with a blue ball in his ass (this should be our
logo) The serial numbers can stay the same because anyone with a Vista
serial can then use blue orb. I will steal DesktopX after that and make
it autorun and then hide the program so noone knows what i did. i will
make a theme and call it blue orb theme - the desktop image will be
goatse.cx man blowing blue bubbles out of a crack pipe stuck in his
ass. I plan to do all of this while eating the juices of jenna jameson
poured on a salad made out of weed leaves sprinkled with LSD and
crystal meth.
thanks