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Nyquist
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RE: Nobody shares knowledge better than this
@spenk said:
@Xyro said:
Ok guys, so I pulled a Swampy this afternoon and copypasted all of our local shaman's words into a single text file. Why would I do this, you ask? To run it through a Markov-chain text generator, of course! Behold! For I have created an artificial swampling! Frightening yet still that it is slightly more coherent that the true-to-life original!
That is disturbingly similar to the ramblings we have come to expectWhich makes me wonder if SpectateSwamp can pass the Turing test.
@Xyro: +1 epic.
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RE: Nobody shares knowledge better than this
@SpectateSwamp said:
@dhromed said:
Yes. Yes again then maybe no.@Nyquist said:
Which makes me wonder if SpectateSwamp can pass the Turing test.
No.
No, I don't think so.
The only test that counts is the Swamp search test.
Okay you just officially failed the Turing test. You do know what it is, right?
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RE: Nobody shares knowledge better than this
@SpectateSwamp said:
Hope some of you SpenkSwamp, SpenkSwampDaddy BarionTheKingSwamp and MasterPlanSoftwareSwamp would show up over at channel9 CoffeeHouse. Where I'm battling Stupid.
I think you owe me some more of that coffee, because I just splurted mine on my screen.
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RE: Nobody shares knowledge better than this
@RHuckster said:
so you'll have to figure this stuff out on your own, or go to 4chan
Oh my god. I would like to see this.
Swampy, yeah why don't you try 4chan. I think they would understand and appreciate your unique talents.
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RE: Apocalyptically Bad
@SEMI-HYBRID code said:
@Someone You Know said:
Our web designer is giving some clients a presentation today about best practices in web design. He intends to show off this as an example of what not to do:
hey! what a cool effect! am I the only one who now wants them to write a tutorial "How to make your page 'slide in' - without using javascript" ?
ROFL. Oh yes please.
Then again... totally evil abuse of jQuery:
[url]http://labs.bitmeister.jp/moamoa/english.html[/url]
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RE: Nobody shares knowledge better than this
@belgariontheking said:
I have exciting things happening to me continually enough...
Finally discovered your genitals, eh? Twenty-six makes you a bit of a "late bloomer", but the next couple of years are gonna be busy as you make up for lost time.
He's enjoying 'perusing his stash'.
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RE: Hey, you deleted my files!
@PJH said:
Try a Google site search instead.
Is it just me that sees the irony in this sentence?
One of my favourite classic wtfs nonetheless.
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RE: Nobody shares knowledge better than this
@Scarlet Manuka said:
Shhh! It looks like this thread may finally be dying a natural death. Maybe he'll post a new thread!
I havent read this forum in at least 6 months. Came by today to see if the thread was still running.
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RE: Web Unteacher
@Lingerance said:
@Nyquist said:
I like how the IA (if you can call it that) of the tutorial is structured around Back buttons. That really fucks with my head.
What do you mean by IA?IA = Information Architecture.
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RE: Music's gonna get'ya (not spam I promiss)
@PSWorx said:
For the lazy: (musicsgonnagetya.js, xpi-turned greasemonkey script, will execute each time a page is opened.)
// ==UserScript==
// @name Music's Gonna Get Ya
// @namespace here
// @description We all need a little more magic in our lives.
// @include *
// ==/UserScript==
if(Math.random() > 0.98){window.location.href="http://www.ed-lewis.com/rickroll.html";}sooo... any good friends at your computer lately? :P
Awesome.
TRWTF is that the OP hasn't noticed the random rickrolls?
I'd recommend using noscript but I'd go with the theory this is the work of a friend too. Thanks for giving me something to do on April 1.
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RE: Web Unteacher
@RHuckster said:
@Kharel said:
3. You're wrapping the Javascript alert function with your own function. Really? As if the functionality of alert() might somehow suddenly change?
In the context of this simple code, it makes no sense.
I get why they've done it - just to demonstrate the syntax of a function. The jQuery docs have a similar example in the section on 'Launching code on Document Ready' but at least it's clear that the alert is for testing purposes only.
All a bit complicated for the "Total non programmer" though.
I like how the IA (if you can call it that) of the tutorial is structured around Back buttons. That really fucks with my head.
As for the guy at the top of the page, its simple. He jizzed in his pants.
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RE: Lost
@dhromed said:
@Nyquist said:
that's the one where all the lost tourists have to change to get from Schiphol to elsewhere isnt it?
Hey, the Netherlands are small, but not that small. Consult the map, plx.
Perhaps I should have been more specific - changing trains from Schiphol to Utrecht. I'm talking about 15 years ago so my memory is hazy, but I remember some very lost tourists trying to find their way around Sloterdijk.
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RE: Lost
@dhromed said:
In the Netherlands, we have (ta-tadadaa) Amsterdam Sloterdijk.
Go to it. Find platform 10.
I knew that place rang bells. I was a student in Utrecht many years ago... that's the one where all the lost tourists have to change to get from Schiphol to elsewhere isnt it?
hahahahahaha.
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RE: Lost
@galgorah said:
@Someone You Know said:
or South Station a few years back when they were still renovating...@b_redeker said:
(madness)
And I thought Downtown Crossing was annoying...
Its changed yet again since I was living there but I don't remember a time when Kings Cross St. Pancras didn't have building works.
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RE: My Sig
@dhromed said:
@derula said:
Seriously, why don't you guys use this? It's so much more easier and beats your photoshop skills by far.
You are hero.
+1
now I can have a matching Courage Wolf sig.
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RE: Lost
@dhromed said:
In the Netherlands, we have (ta-tadadaa) Amsterdam Sloterdijk.
Go to it. Find platform 10.
haha. Yeah shades of London's Kings Cross / St. Pancras tube station. I'd like to see those guys change trains there.
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RE: Eaches? [Yet another TMobile WTF]
@dhromed said:
@Nyquist said:
http://soundcloud.com/groups/soundcloud-vuvuzela-competition
I just got round to listening.
My fucking god, isn't that just some of the most fucked-up ridiculous shit music out there.
I'm debating on whether to upload mine. Been tormenting my neighbours with it this week.