@Ronald said:Three little boys wake up on Christmas morning and run down the stairs to see their presents. The first two boys get a small present each, and the third boy has two big ones. So the third boy looks at his brothers and say: "I have two big gifts and you only have a small one!" to which his brothers reply: "Yes but WE didn't have to go to the doctor for the needle test after that sleepover at Uncle Jim's house!" ftfy