But he brought me back a free mug and mechanical pencil!
Best posts made by Boner
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RE: Road Rage Revenge
If I were you'd never know...
The sign has its own page on this site:
There's a whole section on unusual speed limits.
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RE: Tracking/Unread behaviour
I could... but I've found bookmarks of little use since we got rid of favourites:
- If I bookmark a post, this bookmarks the thread. I don't want to bookmark the thread.
- I bookmarked a post in Funny Stuff earlier in the week and this made the Reply button stop working.
- I don't go into my profile and look at my bookmarks routinely, just if I'm looking for something, so I'd end up forgetting about the thread.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
Don't know. I must've bunked off uni the day they covered that.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
30 years is a curiously specific figure. Do they mean continuously? The total time? Of yourself or someone else?
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
A car with a mind of its own is pretty scary.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
Hysteria
I've always liked the etymology.
From New Latin hysteria, from hysteric, from Latin hystericus, from Ancient Greek ὑστερικός (husterikós, “suffering in the uterus, hysterical”), from ὑστέρα (hustéra, “womb”). Compare French hystérie.
Much indignation.
The kind of people who need to be kept away from The Onion.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
That's true enough. I wonder what we're locking people up for now that will look archaic in 100 years time.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
Spoilered for watch the video first.
[spoiler]I often wish I wore a wig that I could rip off and beat people with [/spoiler]
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
Didn't we already have the safety argument about a magical screwdriver that doesn't stab you in the face when you use it?*
*may have been a dream.
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RE: Do this maths. It R Hard.
Well, yes. True.
Obviously the best solution is to enter the thread and type something like "
TurdSurd." And then hit mute and never come back.MTFY
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RE: The quasi Official Stupid Ideas that have actually been done thread
Pretty early on it thought "fuck this", turned around and ran off. All we heard was he screaming getting more and more faint.
I'm very sorry for your friend, but this image made me lol.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
@tsaukpaetra I think it's that the guy doesn't get out much.
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RE: Can't reply to a thread containing a bookmarked post.
It was set to tdwtf default. Changed to discourse default and reply works, but it also looks like this:
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RE: The Official Status Thread
@Tsaukpaetra remapped to prev/next track. Power button unremappable, for some reason.
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RE: The quasi Official Stupid Ideas that have actually been done thread
Looking at that boy makes me hungry.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
If only tides occurred at regular and predictable intervals.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
Not sure if Hitler or Dirty Sanchez. Either way have a like.
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RE: Fuck anxiety.
@mrl said in Fuck anxiety.:
For the stove thing, I don't have a solution
One solution I read about for this sort of thing it to do something memorable after doing the action. e.g. turn off the stove then stand on one leg and pat your head (or similar).
If it's an electric stove and you think it's worth the effort you could put a timer on the socket to kill the power between, say, 9 and 6. I've also seen a control on air conditioners where you have to select how long you want the thing on for (30/60/120 mins iirc).
Good luck with this because it sucks. My current thing is being in the car halfway to work then wondering if I dropped the kids off.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
@pjh they obviously could care less about the quarter of.
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RE: The Official Status Thread
@Jaloopa said in The Official Status Thread:
Apart from literally every uk number except 999
Dont forget your 118118. True story:
My boss has a DDI that's [area code] 811118. He often arrives in the morning to voicemails along the lines of
Hi. It's, er, Dave. I'm looking for a plumbers' merchant near the high street. If you can give me a call back on...