Why do I even try?



  • TESTER A [3:37 PM]:
    where would I look for that info?  it does not show in the files that I sent to you.

    ME [3:37 PM]:
    in [application name]?

    TESTER A [3:37 PM]:
    If I look at the accounts in both Prod and Test - they are the same

    ME [3:49 PM]:
    yeah if you look at the sheet that was sent, that one did not change

    TESTER A [3:57 PM]:
    Do you need me to test one that changed?



  •  matthewr81,

     I am extremely concerned by the tone of your title: "Why do I even try?"  Have you ever experienced a sad feeling or moment of anguish?  Have you ever done a stupid thing and felt embarrassed afterwards?  

     If you answered yes to either of these questions then YOU MAY BE SUICIDAL!

    Don't panic.  There is a very simple scientific formula that will allow the experts at my institute to quantitatively confirm or disconfirm the presence of POTENTIALLY DEADLY suicidal tendencies emerging from the depths of your psyche.  

    By applying advanced analytics to your personal, financial, and spiritual position we can immediately identify threats to your VERY MORTAL EXISTENCE!

     Forward your banking info and naked pictures of your mother to morbs immediately TO SAVE YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL!!!



  • @aesis said:

     matthewr81,

     I am extremely concerned by the tone of your title: "Why do I even try?"  Have you ever experienced a sad feeling or moment of anguish?  Have you ever done a stupid thing and felt embarrassed afterwards?  

     If you answered yes to either of these questions then YOU MAY BE SUICIDAL!

    Don't panic.  There is a very simple scientific formula that will allow the experts at my institute to quantitatively confirm or disconfirm the presence of POTENTIALLY DEADLY suicidal tendencies emerging from the depths of your psyche.  

    By applying advanced analytics to your personal, financial, and spiritual position we can immediately identify threats to your VERY MORTAL EXISTENCE!

     Forward your banking info and naked pictures of your mother to morbs immediately TO SAVE YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL!!!

     

    Or as Microsoft would put it:

     "It looks like you're trying to end it all.  Would you like help?"





  • @aesis said:

    Forward your banking info and naked pictures of your father to morbs immediately TO SAVE YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL!!!

    FTFY.



  • @aesis said:

     matthewr81,

     I am extremely concerned by the tone of your title: "Why do I even try?"  Have you ever experienced a sad feeling or moment of anguish?  Have you ever done a stupid thing and felt embarrassed afterwards?  

     If you answered yes to either of these questions then YOU MAY BE SUICIDAL!






    There are public service ads running on the backs of city buses here, saying, "HELP PREVENT SUICIDE - Join the prevention helpline and blah blah..." but I've always thought they should say "HELP PREVENT SUICIDE - Stop being such an asshole."




    I told my wife that and she said I was a bad person.



  • @PeriSoft said:

    @aesis said:

     matthewr81,

     I am extremely concerned by the tone of your title: "Why do I even try?"  Have you ever experienced a sad feeling or moment of anguish?  Have you ever done a stupid thing and felt embarrassed afterwards?  

     If you answered yes to either of these questions then YOU MAY BE SUICIDAL!






    There are public service ads running on the backs of city buses here, saying, "HELP PREVENT SUICIDE - Join the prevention helpline and blah blah..." but I've always thought they should say "HELP PREVENT SUICIDE - Stop being such an asshole."




    I told my wife that and she said I was a bad person.

    While I like the way you think (and want to subscribe to your newsletter), most suicidal people would be that way even if everybody was nice to them. They'd just come up with more elaborate rationalizations for their mental state.


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