How to generate a unique identifier



  • My sister was accepted for student exchange in Sweden, but since the university wasn't able to provide accommodation, she has to find something herself. This is what she came across on one of the pages that provide student apartments:

    crashing
     
    ED: overflow:auto.  Love, BTK.


  • What should you do after you hit the 29th February? If what I expect, then the 99th of February? The 99th of Enneacontaenneary?



  •  What in the fuck.



  •  This is what happens when you get graphic artists to write applications. 



  •  What the hell damn shitfuck ass is this?  My brain has ceased to process information banana winking sdafhj aflkje french kiss?  Does anyone have the number for Sweden?  I need to declare a Jihad.



  • @bstorer said:

    What the hell damn shitfuck ass is this?  My brain has ceased to process information banana winking sdafhj aflkje french kiss?  Does anyone have the number for Sweden?  I need to declare a Jihad.

    According to my ultra-accurate intelligence, Sweden only has one telephone and its number is "7XXXX".  For XXXX= write down the current month and day, for example 0603, it would not work so replace last digit with 1 or 2.  Keep dialing until you reach Sweden.  Remember, they only speak Bork-Bork there, so be sure to shout in English very slowly.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    Remember, they only speak Bork-Bork there, so be sure to shout in English very slowly.
    Don't worry, I have a translator:

    I declere-a Jeehed oon yuoor hell demn ess
    sheetffoock cuoontry. Bork bork bork!

     



  • What does the word "crashing" mean in this instance? Do they literally mean that their web application will crash? Or are they talking about "collapsing" numbers? (For example, how "000466" would turn into "466" if you converted it into an int and back.)

    How is any human being supposed to use this form?



  • @blakeyrat said:

    How is any human being supposed to use this form?
     

    Swedish are not people!



  • @blakeyrat said:

    What does the word "crashing" mean in this instance?
    They probably meant clashing - the "date of birth + 4 digits" is your user ID on that site, which must of course be unique.



  • @dhromed said:

    @blakeyrat said:

    How is any human being supposed to use this form?
     

    Swedish are not people!

    Our cunning nature photographers captured this dramatic footage of the Majestic Swede in his natural environment:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlbrm2egzr4

     

    We think it is part of a complex mating ritual.



  • @dhromed said:

    @blakeyrat said:

    How is any human being supposed to use this form?
     

    Swedish are not people!

    <soylent-green-pr-guy>Neither is Soylent Green.  shifty eyes </soylent-green-pr-guy>


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