UFL Math
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@belgariontheking said:
@bstorer said:
I told you: I'm not actually a male nurse. I was only dressed up like that to try to pick up rape victims. I appreciate the attention, but I'm not interested. Perhaps you could call morb; he's quite fond of roleplay.@belgariontheking said:
Well,TBH I'm hoping to get a male nurse this time.......@bstorer said:
Exactly my point. Why the hell would you want two wives?As I recall, a similar piece of reasoning resulted in your dick stuck in a pencil sharpener. Do you really want to risk another visit to the emergency room like that?
I met my to-be wife in that emergency room, you insensitive clod!
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@bstorer said:
@belgariontheking said:
@bstorer said:
I told you: I'm not actually a male nurse. I was only dressed up like that to try to pick up rape victims. I appreciate the attention, but I'm not interested. Perhaps you could call morb; he's quite fond of roleplay.@belgariontheking said:
Well,TBH I'm hoping to get a male nurse this time.......@bstorer said:
Exactly my point. Why the hell would you want two wives?As I recall, a similar piece of reasoning resulted in your dick stuck in a pencil sharpener. Do you really want to risk another visit to the emergency room like that?
I met my to-be wife in that emergency room, you insensitive clod!Oh God. Saving throw! Saving throw!
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@morbiuswilters said:
Sorry, the saving throw requires a d8, and all you have is that pathetic d4.@bstorer said:
@belgariontheking said:
@bstorer said:
I told you: I'm not actually a male nurse. I was only dressed up like that to try to pick up rape victims. I appreciate the attention, but I'm not interested. Perhaps you could call morb; he's quite fond of roleplay.@belgariontheking said:
Well,TBH I'm hoping to get a male nurse this time.......@bstorer said:
Exactly my point. Why the hell would you want two wives?As I recall, a similar piece of reasoning resulted in your dick stuck in a pencil sharpener. Do you really want to risk another visit to the emergency room like that?
I met my to-be wife in that emergency room, you insensitive clod!Oh God. Saving throw! Saving throw!
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@bstorer said:
@morbiuswilters said:
Sorry, the saving throw requires a d8, and all you have is that pathetic d4.@bstorer said:
@belgariontheking said:
@bstorer said:
I told you: I'm not actually a male nurse. I was only dressed up like that to try to pick up rape victims. I appreciate the attention, but I'm not interested. Perhaps you could call morb; he's quite fond of roleplay.@belgariontheking said:
Well,TBH I'm hoping to get a male nurse this time.......@bstorer said:
Exactly my point. Why the hell would you want two wives?As I recall, a similar piece of reasoning resulted in your dick stuck in a pencil sharpener. Do you really want to risk another visit to the emergency room like that?
I met my to-be wife in that emergency room, you insensitive clod!Oh God. Saving throw! Saving throw!
I sanded off one of the corners so now it's a d5.
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@morbiuswilters said:
@bstorer said:
@morbiuswilters said:
Sorry, the saving throw requires a d8, and all you have is that pathetic d4.@bstorer said:
@belgariontheking said:
Well,TBH I'm hoping to get a male nurse this time.......
I told you: I'm not actually a male nurse. I was only dressed up like that to try to pick up rape victims. I appreciate the attention, but I'm not interested. Perhaps you could call morb; he's quite fond of roleplay.Oh God. Saving throw! Saving throw!
I sanded off one of the corners so now it's a d5.
Nobody seems to be noticing the d12 that's been hanging out my pants all this time. I can roll for intiative, if you like.
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@dhromed said:
@morbiuswilters said:
@bstorer said:
@morbiuswilters said:
Sorry, the saving throw requires a d8, and all you have is that pathetic d4.@bstorer said:
@belgariontheking said:
Well,TBH I'm hoping to get a male nurse this time.......
I told you: I'm not actually a male nurse. I was only dressed up like that to try to pick up rape victims. I appreciate the attention, but I'm not interested. Perhaps you could call morb; he's quite fond of roleplay.Oh God. Saving throw! Saving throw!
I sanded off one of the corners so now it's a d5.
Nobody seems to be noticing the d12 that's been hanging out my pants all this time. I can roll for intiative, if you like.
We noticed. But you live in Eurofagland so that's in millimetres.
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Can we at least agree the Cowboys are fags?
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@morbiuswilters said:
I sanded off one of the corners so now it's a d5.
*roll*
– it landed on the small bit. what does that mean?
– it probably means all three of those values. Or 'point' .
@morbiuswilters said:
We noticed. But you live in Eurofagland so that's in millimetres.
Silly rabbit! A 12mm pecker can't hang!
Unless it's also very thin.
:''''''''''(((((
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@operagost said:
Can we at least agree the Cowboys are fags?
Absolutely. Are you going to tell them?
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@morbiuswilters said:
I can't seem to get Google to convert millimeters into pounds. What's the conversion rate again?@dhromed said:
@morbiuswilters said:
@bstorer said:
@morbiuswilters said:
Sorry, the saving throw requires a d8, and all you have is that pathetic d4.@bstorer said:
@belgariontheking said:
Well,TBH I'm hoping to get a male nurse this time.......
I told you: I'm not actually a male nurse. I was only dressed up like that to try to pick up rape victims. I appreciate the attention, but I'm not interested. Perhaps you could call morb; he's quite fond of roleplay.Oh God. Saving throw! Saving throw!
I sanded off one of the corners so now it's a d5.
Nobody seems to be noticing the d12 that's been hanging out my pants all this time. I can roll for intiative, if you like.
We noticed. But you live in Eurofagland so that's in millimetres.
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@bstorer said:
I can't seem to get Google to convert millimeters into pounds. What's the conversion rate again?
http://snurl.com/mm2lbs
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@PJH said:
@bstorer said:
Well that just raises a couple new questions:I can't seem to get Google to convert millimeters into pounds. What's the conversion rate again?
http://snurl.com/mm2lbs- Dhromed's dick is made of mercury? Does morb know, because he's at great risk of being poisoned.
- I still need to convert PSI to pounds. How many square inches is dhromed's dick?
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@dhromed said:
So about 0.56 pounds. Why couldn't you just say that to begin with?@bstorer said:
How many square inches is dhromed's dick?
29 and a bit.
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I like trains.
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@derula said:
I like trains.
Look, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: if you want morb, btk, dhromed, and me to run a train on you, we need to see the money up front. Well, I need to see the money up front; the rest of those fags would probably do it for free.
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@bstorer said:
@derula said:
I like trains.
Look, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: if you want morb, btk, dhromed, and me to run a train on you, we need to see the money up front. Well, I need to see the money up front; the rest of those fags would probably do it for free.Okay okay, here's your monet:
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@dhromed said:
@derula said:
I like trains.
I believe they're playing at a local place here soonishlike.
Are they selling stimpaks?
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@derula said:
@dhromed said:
@derula said:
Are they selling stimpaks?I like trains.
I believe they're playing at a local place here soonishlike.No, but they trade power armor for them.