When semantic extraction goes horribly, horribly wrong
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This one really shows just how fucked up their search/rules engine is. A lisp is a common disorder, so what do they have as treatments for a lisp? You guessed it: programming!
Which kind of makes sense I guess, if you can't say it in spoken words: type it. I guess. At least they put the correct definition.
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Male drivers are manufactured, apparently.
Treatments for female drivers
Male driverCell phoneManufactured ObjectSeat beltManufactured ObjectFatal Analysis Reporting SystemHealth CareFit restraint
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I hate those sites that create search tags to try to sell you anything that anyone has ever searched for. You end up with sites offering to sell you stuff like "discount bad memory crashes" and "best prices on uncorrectable memory errors!".
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@DWalker59 said:
Well, would you want to pay too much for an uncorrectable memory error?I hate those sites that create search tags to try to sell you anything that anyone has ever searched for. You end up with sites offering to sell you stuff like "discount bad memory crashes" and "best prices on uncorrectable memory errors!".
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@Anguirel said:
Great, now I'm going to be playing with this all day. It's so addicting!
Speaking of addictions....
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Um and.... yeah.
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[IMG]http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/9286/oraclev.jpg[/IMG]
I also liked Food & Plants for Obama: Blackberry.
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@codeman38 said:
Even worse, clicking on the link to "Jew" revealed that treatments for that condition include coarse salt and Dr. Pepper..
Imagine how differently things might have turned out if Hitler had known this.
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Thanks for all the lols! I especially liked Half-Life 2 as a treatment for counter strike.
And 'girl in my soup' as a con for soup.
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Strangely they don't have any results for death. That's something relevant to the subject!
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@henke37 said:
Strangely they don't have any results for death. That's something relevant to the subject!
Well, maybe the results weren't.
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Are you meaning that they couldn't find any good causes of death?
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There aren't many. But, too much sex is a good one.
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http://healthbase.netbase.com/#swimming&Pros
Apparantly, one of the Pros of swimming is 'attract child'.
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Here's a subset of the results for Pros and Cons of "Females"
Pros of Females:
- Attain mean body weight
- Contact male
- Deliver live young
Cons of Females:
- Insomnia
- Bother
- Clearly inappropriate
- Costly
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@cell18189 said:
Here's a subset of the results for Pros and Cons of "Females"
Pros of Females:
...snip...rofl.
My current favourite : http://healthbase.netbase.com/#God&Pros
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Surprised nobody has tried this yet:
http://healthbase.netbase.com/#Twitter&Pros
Pros of Twitter - you can avoid vacationing Brits (like me! :( )
Cons... confirmation that Twitter really is a waste of time
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@bstorer said:
Well since I only buy bad memory, I've found that uncorrectable memory errors just aren't much of a problem for me anymore!@DWalker59 said:
I hate those sites that create search tags to try to sell you anything that anyone has ever searched for. You end up with sites offering to sell you stuff like "discount bad memory crashes" and "best prices on uncorrectable memory errors!".
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Ok, acid for trolls, they did their homework. But where's the fire? And WTF is ecstasy doing there?
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Searching for obama now returns nothing. they are really covering their bases now.
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also this:
http://healthbase.netbase.com/#1969&Treatments
And they finally figured out that using wikipedia made no sense at all, now it only returns stuff from WebMD and the like.
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No I got some results from angelfire.com in some of my results. I'm pretty sure trusting random angelfire.com sites isn't the best thing.
Apparently Gluttony and Drunkard are cons of Jesus. Also confusion is a complication of Jesus http://healthbase.netbase.com/#Jesus&Pros
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@Vechni said:
The best part is that most of the hits for 1969 are due to publishing dates on papers, rather than actual textual references to the year.also this:
http://healthbase.netbase.com/#1969&Treatments
... Now would someone like to postulate why every Ph.D. and M.D. was that into Heroin, Alcohol, "Simulant", Cocaine, MJ, and "Organic Solvent" during the late sixties?
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@North Bus said:
... Now would someone like to postulate why every Ph.D. and M.D. was that into Heroin, Alcohol, "Simulant", Cocaine, MJ, and "Organic Solvent" during the late sixties?
Must've been pretty desperate to forget about Vietnam.
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@North Bus said:
@Vechni said:
The best part is that most of the hits for 1969 are due to publishing dates on papers, rather than actual textual references to the year.also this:
http://healthbase.netbase.com/#1969&Treatments
... Now would someone like to postulate why every Ph.D. and M.D. was that into Heroin, Alcohol, "Simulant", Cocaine, MJ, and "Organic Solvent" during the late sixties?
Maybe it has something to do with:
Causes of doctor:
- Inappropriate self-referral
Complications of doctor:
- Decrease service
- Eliminate service
Cons of doctor:
- Complicated man
Complications of phd:
- Less Attractive
- Net Degradation
Cons of phd:
- Alcoholism
- David Rye
- Psoriasis
- Substance Abuse
- Imperfect PHD zinc finger
Treatment for phd:
- Psychologist
Foods and Plants for phd:
- Apple Juice
- Cannabis
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[quote user="Renan "C#" Sousa"]
Ok, acid for trolls, they did their homework. But where's the fire? And WTF is ecstasy doing there?
[/quote]I'm surprised it hasn't suggested Cocaine. At one point it returned Cocaine as a treatment for practically anything...