The Cat Status Thread
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@CarrieVS said in The Cat Status Thread:
Ruby seems to have grasped the fact that I'm unimpressed with her gifts of small songbirds.
Unfortunately, she hasn't quite understood the root of the problem.
In the past week, she's escalated first to a magpie and then a woodpigeon. With this trend, I'm dreading the day she brings me a seagull.
Had them over Thanksgiving?
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@CarrieVS said in The Cat Status Thread:
Ruby seems to have grasped the fact that I'm unimpressed with her gifts of small songbirds.
Unfortunately, she hasn't quite understood the root of the problem.
In the past week, she's escalated first to a magpie and then a woodpigeon. With this trend, I'm dreading the day she brings me a seagull.
Or the day a seagull brings her. Seagulls are nasty.
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@CarrieVS said in The Cat Status Thread:
she's escalated first to a magpie and then a woodpigeon
Pigeon is potentially edible by humans. Or rather it's edible (and makes a nice stew) but that particular pigeon might not be.
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@dkf said in The Cat Status Thread:
Pigeon is potentially edible by humans. Or rather it's edible (and makes a nice stew)
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@dkf said in The Cat Status Thread:
Pigeon is potentially edible by humans
Sometimes they come with notes attached. It's like a fortune cookie with wings.
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@Applied-Mediocrity It's fun, we get to play with knives
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My son saw this and sent it to me.
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@HardwareGeek imagine if you get a cat and then find out your neighbor has him neutered...
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@topspin said in The Cat Status Thread:
@HardwareGeek imagine if you get a cat and then find out your neighbor has him neutered...
Yeah. We have a cat. He sheds collars with inspiring speed. Some fuckhat decided he was feral, even though chipped. So, they clipped his ear and shaved his belly and found the testes already gone, as one might expect for a non-feral cat.
Dunno which neighbor. Another leaves poison out.
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@Gribnit said in The Cat Status Thread:
Dunno which neighbor. Another leaves poison out.
Put a sign by the poison: FREE BARBECUE MEAT!
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@dkf said in The Cat Status Thread:
@Gribnit said in The Cat Status Thread:
Dunno which neighbor. Another leaves poison out.
Put a sign by the poison: FREE BARBECUE MEAT!
FUCKHEADS WELCOME!
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@topspin said in The Cat Status Thread:
@dkf said in The Cat Status Thread:
@Gribnit said in The Cat Status Thread:
Dunno which neighbor. Another leaves poison out.
Put a sign by the poison: FREE BARBECUE MEAT!
FUCKHEADS WELCOME!
Well I mean, maybe for the HeadFucker, but it barely runs. Can't get the parts to restore it.
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@Zerosquare that explains so much about cats.
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@Gąska said in The Cat Status Thread:
@Zerosquare that explains so much about cats.
I bet that sphynx cats are also assholes.
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@dkf everyone with a name ending with x is an asshole by default.
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@Gąska That gives me an idea for the userscripts thread, or the bad forum improvements thread...
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@coderpatsy said in The Cat Status Thread:
@Gąska That gives me an idea for the userscripts thread, or the bad forum improvements thread...
First test user, @apapadimoulis
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@error
Look out batman! It's a trap!
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@error said in The Cat Status Thread:
That's the same expression as on this great little Tibetan demon plaque I got and that I see in the mirror if I ever, ever smile.
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The cat leaves the room when acdc comes on. It be time to bar it from the house.
*edit it started twitching when Ozzy came on.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Cat Status Thread:
@DogsB said in The Cat Status Thread:
The cat leaves the room when acdc comes on.
Smart cat.
Guess who else isnt get a 3 o clock treat
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@DogsB I get my own treats. I can do that; I have thumbs.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Cat Status Thread:
@DogsB said in The Cat Status Thread:
The cat leaves the room when acdc comes on.
Smart cat.
That song by ACDC is catchy. It's too bad they never wrote another one.
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@error said in The Cat Status Thread:
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@error said in The Cat Status Thread:
@HardwareGeek said in The Cat Status Thread:
@DogsB said in The Cat Status Thread:
The cat leaves the room when acdc comes on.
Smart cat.
That song by ACDC is catchy. It's too bad they never wrote another one.
TOMMY THE CAT IS MY NAME
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After over a year of feeding the neighbors cat I know where the south park episode with Steve Irwin came from. It's constantly showing me its butthole. I could probably pick it out of a lineout at this stage.
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@boomzilla The some-kind-of-Lovecraftian-Sphinx thread is
Just kidding, I love him. 12/10 would worship
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@boomzilla that'd clean up nice with a run through the planer, and maybe teach the cat not to be a smart-ass.
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