Law and Order: UK (Was Re: The official 2019 death pool)
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@HardwareGeek said in The official 2019 death pool:
@PJH said in The official 2019 death pool:
Law & Order: UK
Wherein the constabulary track down people who purchase plastic cutlery without providing proper ID.
Or arresting those complaining on Twitter, because it'\s a hate crime or something, that they couldn't purchase plastic sporks, even though they're in an overlapping part of the venn diagram that isn't actually part of the knife.
Incidentally Bradley Walsh has also appeared in both Dr. Who and Law and Order: UK.
I'm not convinced he appeared in Blake's 7 however.
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@PJH Spnorf is a much better name that splayd.
Also, you're missing forkchops:
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@PJH Wait... wait... they seriously cannot purchase sporks?
Does that mean Toy Story 4 should be rated R (or its equivalent) in the UK?
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@The_Quiet_One said in Law and Order: UK (Was Re: The official 2019 death pool):
@PJH Wait... wait... they seriously cannot purchase sporks?
I suppose that makes this item ironic?
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@Gurth said in Law and Order: UK (Was Re: The official 2019 death pool):
I suppose that makes this item ironic?
It's probably stainless steel
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@Gurth said in Law and Order: UK (Was Re: The official 2019 death pool):
I suppose that makes this item ironic?
Depends if they wanted a knife or not.
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@error_bot !xkcd Forks and Spoons
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@hungrier said in Law and Order: UK (Was Re: The official 2019 death pool):
It's probably stainless steel
The spork bit is, the handle is plastic.
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Haven't seen the original post in 2019 Death Pool, but the whole thing is complete bollocks. Plastic knives have not been banned from sale to anybody, not even those under the age of 18. It is of course perfectly possible that some shops are over zealous in their reading of the knife laws and so demand ID before selling plastic knives, but that would be on them not UK law, and I have seen zero evidence that this has even occurred.
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@Seppen said in Law and Order: UK (Was Re: The official 2019 death pool):
but the whole thing is complete bollocks
Welcome to TDWTF! I see you're settling in well and spotting the obvious untruths that sometimes litter the threads...
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@PJH only sometimes?
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@Mingan said in Law and Order: UK (Was Re: The official 2019 death pool):
only sometimes?
Lying all the time would take too much effort.
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@dkf said in Law and Order: UK (Was Re: The official 2019 death pool):
Lying all the time would take too much effort.
Speak for yourself. I lie all the time.
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@Seppen said in Law and Order: UK (Was Re: The official 2019 death pool):
the whole thing is complete bollocks.
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@Gurth said in Law and Order: UK (Was Re: The official 2019 death pool):
Speak for yourself. I lie all the time.
But are you lying now? (A friend did his philosophy dissertation on the liar's paradox.)
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@jinpa said in Law and Order: UK (Was Re: The official 2019 death pool):
@Gurth said in Law and Order: UK (Was Re: The official 2019 death pool):
Speak for yourself. I lie all the time.
But are you lying now? (A friend did his philosophy dissertation on the liar's paradox.)
I can truthfully say that I am not lying as I type this.
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@Gurth if I were to ask that guy you say is a liar whether you're lying, what would he say?
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@Jaloopa said in Law and Order: UK (Was Re: The official 2019 death pool):
@Gurth if I were to ask that guy you say is a liar whether you're lying, what would he say?
Difficult to say, given that he’s a liar and I’m not.
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Oi! You guys got a loicense for those riddles?
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@hungrier said in Law and Order: UK (Was Re: The official 2019 death pool):
Oi! You guys got a loicense for those riddles?
I can say they do, but you do not know whether I am a liar.
419: Forks and Spoons - explain xkcd
