Tell Me a Secret
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Somebody told me:
Osiris! What has happened to your nose?
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Somebody told me:
nose
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Somebody told me:
Stranded.
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Somebody told me:
JACQUE DE MOLAY, THOU ART AGAIN AVENGED.
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Somebody told me:
If you meet the Buddha on the road, steal his motorcycle.
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Somebody told me:
In remembrance of St. Christopher for services rendered.
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Somebody told me:
the Wide Man wants a green lawn.
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Somebody told me:
apply directly to the forehead
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Somebody told me:
the neuro mutants are barely even the same species - at least we can breed on you - and at least our mutation is dominant.
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Somebody told me:
germ theory is a lie - all COVID deaths have been state-sponsored assassinations.
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Somebody told me:
38.8895 -77.0352
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Somebody told me:
107.7 FM
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Somebody told me:
Prepare for trouble
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Somebody told me:
and make it double!
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Somebody told me:
To protect the world from devestation
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Somebody told me:
devastation is spelled devastation
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Somebody told me:
and devestation is spelled devestation
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Somebody told me:
Don't mess with things above your station.
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Somebody told me:
June - I had just found out - I was going to tell you - but I saw you and I forgot.
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Somebody told me:
apres moi, le etat
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Somebody told me:
DinsMORE!!!
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Somebody told me:
list3n all you swingers don't you try to tag along / I know monkey see but monkey's dead for you it would be wrong
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Somebody told me:
Prepare yourselves, the bells have tolled! / Shelter your weak, your young and your old! / Each of you shall pay the final sum! / Cry for mercy, the reckoning has come!
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Somebody told me:
StackOverflow is full of motherfuckers, there is no, good or bad, just motherfuckers, only full of
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Somebody told me:
as one traverses an arbitrary ray originating in a circular void in an arbitrary 2D coloration of the Mandelbrot set, one encounters domains characterized by perpendicular alternation of graduated frequency - these present the least non-zero informational entropy of any domain encountered.
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Somebody told me:
it is still there. It is is still here. It is still everywhere.
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and when you need it it'll still be around.
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Somebody told me:
55.5555555% of the time
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Somebody told me:
5 pupils, 3 in the left eye, 2 in the right.
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Somebody told me:
there are no Tai Chi solo exercises. They are sparring at a distance.
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Somebody told me:
bialebog is czernebog. shar is selune. the dead cannot lie. ishtar is eris.
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Somebody told me:
a stitch in time ruins _everything_
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Somebody told me:
kyle pozner is not a crisis actor
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Somebody told me:
All your us are belong to base.
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Somebody told me:
June - if only - the glory - you heard the gears - they caught fire and never burned - the glory
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Somebody told me:
Kevin hasn't seen how he's been lately
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Somebody told me:
Hey Danny. Did you find your dog?
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Somebody told me:
if it can go away by itself it can come back by itself
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Somebody told me:
All is Ball and ball is all, said Dan The Man from Michigan
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Somebody told me:
Only FAS dwarves will get this list - number Bubble made us mess!
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Somebody told me:
there are rocks at the bottom.
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Somebody told me:
attn Gunter Eich - silica grease.
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Somebody told me:
you still do not see your dancing partner, the Weissphanomen which leads the steps?
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Somebody told me:
in derelict sidings, the poppies entwine
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Somebody told me:
WELL-FORMED IS THE WORKING. PERFECT IS THE WORKING. THE FLAW IS IN THE CLAY. IMPERFECT WAS THE CLAY. THE FURNACE SHALL BE YOUR CURE. -Y.
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Somebody told me:
RESISTANCE IS USELESS. YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED.
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Somebody told me:
40% of employee absenteeism occurs on Mondays and Fridays.
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Somebody told me:
I bought it down market.
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Somebody told me:
oops, you already know this one
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Somebody told me:
I am Jack's used Toyota.