Tell Me a Secret
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Somebody told me:
Load them all on the B ark
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and quickly, for the hour is at hand.
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Goodness me, the clock has struck- Alackday, and fuck my luck.
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Somebody told me:
Is your carpet covered in lime scale?
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Somebody told me:
Have sullen rust stains got you hot?
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When will you be done scrubbing the ceiling?
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Shouldn't there better be a way?
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Non-toxic. Keep out of reach of pets' children. Void where allowed by law.
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Somebody told me:
three times three is six
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Somebody told me:
you are all diseased
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It's a god-damn shame, what happened with Phil
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There's a song about him. It starts with You'd better watch out.
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you'll shoot your eye out, kid.
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The McRib is available year-round, but one must ask 9 times.
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Somebody told me:
Uwe Rahl, deceased
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Somebody told me:
vides, seΓ±or... Generalissimo Francisco Franco vides
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Somebody told me:
there were no doorknobs before 1878.
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@error_bot said in Tell Me a Secret:
Somebody told me:
Is your carpet covered in lime scale?
Mustard will get that out.
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I am Mike Patton.
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And you're not.
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Will the real Mike Patton please stand up. Please stand up.
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I'm working down at Burger King, caring about the onion rings
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Strong Mock is A Drinker
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FLIES THE CROW
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quoth the raven
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Legend. World without end. Amen.
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Troubled by tiresome arms? Low-brow legs? A head, like a damn caveman? Wouldn't you like to roll where the beautiful people do? Wouldn't you like to be... a sphere? Now you CAN!!!! betheball
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Somebody told me:
It's me, Generallissimo Francisco. I paid off people to pretend that I am dead, but I am not dead.
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Somebody told me:
it me og. Me pay off peepul to perten that me dead. Me not dead.
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Es mich, Friederich. Mich payen offen Hommen vur pretendlich ich bin toten. Aber ich bin nicht toten.
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Somebody told me:
I have to plan now. My gong donut needs me.
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Somebody told me:
time is a smell
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Somebody told me:
00000
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Funny, that's the similar to combination I have on my Bluetooth connection
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There's one extra the word in the the previous post, but there's no going back now.
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Somebody told me:
now back going no there's but, post previous the the in word the extra one There's.
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Somebody told me:
I lie awake at night in fear that someone might find out about my crippling anxiety.
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Somebody told me:
anyone encountering the being or entity Shemhamforash (various aliases) be advised that they are sought for arrest for high crimes against sapience and theodicy including demiurgic impersonation of Photon.
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Somebody told me:
Beware the Ides of September
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Somebody told me:
beware what now?
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no, that's tomorrow. Beware not the eve of the Ides of September. Just the Ides. But then... beware!!!
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Somebody told me:
I suspect @Gribnit is either not a member of They Might Be Giants or not Mike Patton. Maybe both.
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@error_bot said in Tell Me a Secret:
Somebody told me:
I suspect @Gribnit is either not a member of They Might Be Giants or not Mike Patton. Maybe both.
You're entirely correct. I'd gladly make this available via group metadata, but gets one of his spells if we mention work and then someone has to stand with one foot in a bucket and sing "Sweet Cherry Pie".
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Somebody told me:
Holy fucking hellshit it's the fucking Ides already. I did not beware.
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We are truly sorry. But there is nothing they will not do if allowed, and nothing they will not be allowed to do. They are among you. You will all be made perfectly safe.
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Somebody told me:
I am Mike Patton.
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We know. Everybody knows.
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Somebody told me:
BEHOLD AT MY RIGHT HAND IGOR LANIS - Y.
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Somebody told me:
Although I was their prisoner, the Indians allowed me a great degree of freedom, letting me move around my apartment at will and even leave for short periods to buy groceries. It was only later that I learned that they were not Indians after all, but laundry hampers.
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Somebody told me:
Venezuelans aren't real