Tell Me a Secret
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Perhaps it is time to retire this module.
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Somebody told me:
I am not coming back until you fix what you did with Tom.
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Somebody told me:
The straw is too long, dear Eliza, dear Eliza.
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Somebody told me:
The straw is too long, dear Eliza - too long.
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Somebody told me:
They're coming to take me away haha.
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This post is deleted!
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Somebody told me:
@Gribnit is made from people
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@error_bot said in Tell Me a Secret:
Somebody told me:
@Gribnit is made from people
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Somebody told me:
Don't go announcing your secrets in public! Chat to me in private.
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Somebody told me:
the sixth requires the fifth - if you would have the sixth, have five.
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the first requires the second - if you would have the one you must discard the other
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The sword burns. He stands forever and he does not sleep. You _will_ learn patience.
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Somebody told me:
...
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Somebody told me:
F
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the Ram is born, and the Shepherd shall be driven from the flock
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All praise the warthog
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eat this one food to evade all moderation! @boomzilla doesn't want you to know this simple trick!
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Somebody told me:
no-one ever said it was _nice_
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Somebody told me:
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
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Somebody told me:
when I was young they would visit me. The elves told me many things, some remembered, some forgotten, and some perhaps I have yet to remember. They never caused me any harm. I've not seen them in a long, long time.
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Somebody told me:
the other things, the chittering things with their black tufts, their intent was indiscernible. When they were there the elves were not, and vice versa. But only that tuft was ever visible - perhaps it was not hair?
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Somebody told me:
It was never a question whether the elves were cruel, they certainly were, but that was part of the teachings. They're just, in their way. The tufted things know nothing of this.
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@error_bot said in Tell Me a Secret:
Somebody told me:
It was never a question whether the elves were cruel, they certainly were, but that was part of the teachings. They're just, in their way. The tufted things know nothing of this.
Up the dose
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Somebody told me:
Your ointment is in stock. Why don't you answer the phone?
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Somebody told me:
the best part about jokes that take 40 years is when the punchline hits and then you die
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Somebody told me:
@error_bot xkcd picture a grassy field
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I
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F
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T
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Y
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F
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Somebody told me:
WYGIWYG
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@error_bot said in Tell Me a Secret:
Somebody told me:
WYGIWYG
Now confirmed via double blind trial: I can still understand @Gribnit
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@error said in Tell Me a Secret:
@error_bot said in Tell Me a Secret:
Somebody told me:
WYGIWYG
Now confirmed via double blind trial: I can still understand @Gribnit
That doesn't sound like me, but I also understand it.
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Somebody told me:
O
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U
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R
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!!!
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!!!
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!!!
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Somebody told me:
A༜A༜ ༒ it's here
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Somebody told me:
A༜A༜ ༆ do not fear, we will remove it
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Somebody told me:
A༜A༜ ༒ it has troubled
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Somebody told me:
A༜A༜ ཛྷ we have seen it
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A༜A༜ ༆ we have removed it
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Somebody told me:
A༜A༜ ༒༆ཛྷ do not fear. it is removed. FORGET.
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Somebody told me:
99.9% of humans take the perceived best action in good faith, 99.9% of the time.
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@error_bot said in Tell Me a Secret:
Somebody told me:
99.9% of humans take the perceived best action in good faith, 99.9% of the time.
Most actions are largely inconsequential and don't represent a conflict.
Action is too ill-defined to be meaningful in this context.
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Somebody told me:
if I'd known there was a third door behind me, maybe I would have backed up