Tell Me a Secret
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Somebody told me:
Scotland is not a real country!
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@error_bot said in Tell Me a Secret:
Somebody told me:
Scotland is not a real country!
This follows, yes. The absence of true Scotsmen does imply it.
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Somebody told me:
I MADE THE VINEYARD FOR WHITE PEOPLE, RON -Y.
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Somebody told me:
when this is over, you will have everything you can want
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Somebody told me:
What's good for Standard Oil, is good for Premium Oil.
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Somebody told me:
I've got Skol but I'm not a scholar
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Somebody told me:
First you cooperate, then you judge, then you exalt. The hero does your murders. Paladins of nameless gods wander the land.
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Somebody told me:
Heute die Welt
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Somebody told me:
Morgen das Sonnensystem
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Somebody told me:
Howard The Duck will never be rebooted. Howard was real, and he's dead.
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Somebody told me:
READ NO FURTHER. Bas Rutten is not a misremembering of an original character from GTA, but was an actual legal person who actually existed.
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Somebody told me:
a²-b²=(a-b)(a+b)
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Somebody told me:
there's no such thing as ranch flavor
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This post is deleted!
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I'll get you, next time, Gadget!
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Somebody told me:
yo mama so fat she weigh 40,000 pounds even tho she been dead for 50 years.
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Somebody told me:
T H E S
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Somebody told me:
H I P M
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Somebody told me:
E N T I
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Somebody told me:
S A T 1
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0 6 0 W
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Somebody told me:
A D D I
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S O N _
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Somebody told me:
Prester John approaches! For real this time!
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Somebody told me:
Ware - foretold - echelons and principalities - the mechanism is like seizing fire. A bearer, a bearer, a bringer, a thief - mendicant we taught the eating of the Sun - three millenia? Five? Glass houses, but perhaps if we had not. But we cannot undo, and light now moves without vision, and the Word is named before the Light that demands it. At least you have mostly forgotten the sun. - ⍼⦶φꙗ
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Somebody told me:
Christ died for - directly of - His Father's sins, not ours.
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NO PROSECUTION. Trespassers will be violated.
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Somebody told me:
The ethical hazard is too damn high!
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Somebody told me:
His days are numbered.
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Somebody told me:
Yes, that's how calendars work.
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Somebody told me:
Not all calendars number all of the days
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Somebody told me:
Perpetual dileptic calendars are in fact the minority
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Somebody told me:
Calendar construction is partially isomorphic with prime factorization
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Somebody told me:
They're coming to take me away, ha ha
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Somebody told me:
they've not arrived. and i've been ever so good.
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Somebody told me:
In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is clubbed to death by the vested interests of blindness.
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Somebody told me:
Tho your convictions be those of a coward, hold them tightly - you are not prepared for the endless waking nightmare life-in-death.
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Somebody told me:
I may be a C
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Somebody told me:
I may be a C.H.U.D., bur I don't eat people every day. And at least I don't leave a note saying eaten by C.H.U.D.s..
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Somebody told me:
The freight train rumbled on but I / Was on the spur less traveled by
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be it moot? Moot it be. But it be moot.
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Somebody told me:
Don't bother, good buddy - you won't even make it to trial this time. - JtBtY
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Somebody told me:
time is a tripleflat hypersphere
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Somebody told me:
John Dillinger died for your sins.
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Somebody told me:
Warning. Extremely low sanity levels detected. Please replenish sanity.
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Somebody told me:
Do not be alarmed. Your sanity, worldview, and files are guaranteed by the Department of Redundancy. Don't panic. And don't take off your shoes. Jobs is on the way.
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Somebody told me:
We are the world, we eat the world.
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Somebody told me:
there's only ONE god, He is the Sun God, Ra Ra Ra!
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Somebody told me:
You are trying to be the governor of the nation of Goose.
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Somebody told me:
I may also be a C.H.U.D., and I do eat people every day, and I do leave a note - but it says Eaten By Bud.