Exciting Parking Opportunities!
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I just received the following from a recruiter:
This role will be suited to someone who are excited by:
- Very progressive insurance companies
- Working in a production environment with frequent releases
- Lots of Stakeholder engagement
- Working on complex enterprise projects
Yeah, sorry, not really that excited so far...
- Free onsite parking
SOLD!
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@Deadfast quoted in Exciting Parking Opportunities!:
This role will be suited to someone who are excited by:
- Very progressive insurance companies
"Please wear this tracker 24/7 so we can see how many risk surcharges we can slap on."
- Working in a production environment with frequent releases
Break early, break often.
- Lots of Stakeholder engagement
Unpaid overtime.
- Working on complex enterprise projects
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* Terms and conditions may apply
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@topspin said in Exciting Parking Opportunities!:
- Terms and conditions may apply
- Only eligible for the first two bicycles.
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@topspin said in Exciting Parking Opportunities!:
Free onsite parking
Free air*
*While air is provided free of charge; lighting is via coin-operated meter. Employees that do not wish to huddle in the gloom of their monitors should supply their own coins.
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@Deadfast said in Exciting Parking Opportunities!:
Lots of Stakeholder engagement
The spec is so fluid it'll change multiple times a day.
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@Cursorkeys said in Exciting Parking Opportunities!:
Employees that do not wish to huddle in the gloom of their monitors should supply their own coins.
So… programming and IT are not expected to be significant profit centre for the company in this regard?
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@Cursorkeys said in Exciting Parking Opportunities!:
@topspin said in Exciting Parking Opportunities!:
Free onsite parking
Free air*
*While air is provided free of charge; lighting is via coin-operated meter. Employees that do not wish to huddle in the gloom of their monitors should supply their own coins.
I believe @Deadfast is from down under, so I guess it would be the air conditioning which they're metering.
