Tinder is shit
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@Gąska not a fan of that orange lipstick.
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@Gąska said in Tinder is shit:
Yes. I've been considering actually creating a transparent dating app/service where there is no hidden rating algorithm. And a couple of other additions.
But...
Also, I figured out how to game the algorithms of the app I'm using to get shown more, so...
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@Carnage said in Tinder is shit:
Also, I figured out how to game the algorithms of the app I'm using to get shown more, so...
Do you get more dates?
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@Gąska said in Tinder is shit:
@Carnage said in Tinder is shit:
Also, I figured out how to game the algorithms of the app I'm using to get shown more, so...
Do you get more dates?
I get as much as I have time and energy for. I'm currently fending off a woman that keeps asking for a private date.
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@Carnage what's a public date, and how's it different from a private date?
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@Gąska Public date: Meet in a public location like a cafe or pub. Private date: Meet at home.
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@Gąska said in Tinder is shit:
@Carnage what's a public date, and how's it different from a private date?
What @Rhywden said.
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@PleegWat said in Tinder is shit:
@Rhywden said in Tinder is shit:
Meet in a public location like a cafe or pub
Aren't those closed?
Not in non-fascist countries.
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@Gąska said in Tinder is shit:
@Carnage what's a public date, and how's it different from a private date?
If it's a private date, it's only visible to members of its own class, whereas public dates are visible to the outside world.
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@Mason_Wheeler classes? Oh, so public date is like mesalliance?
Google Translate fun:
The second one is correct.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in Tinder is shit:
@Gąska said in Tinder is shit:
@Carnage what's a public date, and how's it different from a private date?
If it's a private date, it's only visible to members of its own class, whereas public dates are visible to the outside world.
And if you happen to go
internal
, better beprotected
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@Mason_Wheeler What about
friend
dates?
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@dfdub usually it's reverse - first you get a date, and then she tells you she wants to be friends.
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@ben_lubar you’re trying to fit in the long block?
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@dfdub said in Tinder is shit:
@Mason_Wheeler What about
friend
dates?Well,
friend
s do have access to all theprivate
parts...
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@dcon
#pragma no homo
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@boomzilla everyone assumes it was just a random excuse to try to get a date - but maybe the slashing is his fetish?
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Hinge is apparently a dating app.
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@boomzilla I wonder what "bringing your company into it" was about.
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@boomzilla said in Tinder is shit:
Maybe he heard about the "swipe" thing and his Engrish is not that good?
It's still not that bad, he might have used a dictionary to look up what "tinder" means.
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@Kamil-Podlesak said in Tinder is shit:
he might have used a dictionary to look up what "tinder" means.
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@boomzilla What a See You Next Tuesday.
Also, she's lying. The reason she was reaching out was less that she wanted to give him her perspective, and more that she wanted to ruin him. I particularly appreciate the juxtaposition of "I hope you get what you deserve" and "Wish you the best."
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@Groaner said in Tinder is shit:
Also, she's lying.
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@boomzilla That has got to be one of the dumbest things I've read for a while.
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Brick them up in an empty cellar room, not in your wine cellar!
(unless your wine cellar is empty, but then you'll never reach true happiness this way)
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@boomzilla Poe or Hoe is
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@Groaner said in Tinder is shit:
I must have written that before I lost the memory of those alleged 2 kids.
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As I've commented before, really relating to someone involves standing next to impossible.
-Mark V. Shaney
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@Groaner you know, I'd actually consider it for real. Is the poster male or female?
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@Gąska said in Tinder is shit:
Is the poster male or female?
What does it change?
It's not like you'll have to have sex in front of the parents
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@TimeBandit said in Tinder is shit:
@Gąska said in Tinder is shit:
Is the poster male or female?
What does it change?
My wage.
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@Gąska said in Tinder is shit:
@TimeBandit said in Tinder is shit:
@Gąska said in Tinder is shit:
Is the poster male or female?
What does it change?
My wage.
Which option do you think would be paying you more?
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@topspin a gay person who's comfortable introducing their partner to their parents is likely to be more educated, and thus have a better paying job.
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@Gąska said in Tinder is shit:
@topspin a gay person who's comfortable introducing their partner to their parents is likely to be more educated, and thus have a better paying job.
Interesting thought. I’m assuming the person is a girl though, because it just seems more likely to fake a heterosexual partnership if you’re going to all that trouble.
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@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
@Gąska said in Tinder is shit:
@topspin a gay person who's comfortable introducing their partner to their parents is likely to be more educated, and thus have a better paying job.
Interesting thought. I’m assuming the person is a girl though, because it just seems more likely to fake a heterosexual partnership if you’re going to all that trouble.
Correct.
Also, as a tip for those following along, in this part of the world, if you see a lady that is smoking hot, more often than not, she is from Brazil/Colombia/Central America/etc. and in the area as an au pair and needs someone with whom to practice English. It just adds more fuel to my theory that attractive people spend 2 microseconds between relationships* and thus the people who remain on these sites are there for a reason. In this case, the au pairs' attractiveness is hampered by their being neither native English speakers nor U.S. citizens.
*Several years ago, I was downtown at a bar, and at the adjacent table, an attractive woman was talking to a companion of some sort, who was probably in the friendzone:Do you know how long I've been single in the past few years?
No?
I've never been single or had problems finding a boyfriend in a long time.I resisted the urge to say, "Oh, you poor baby, it must be so hard." Aside from being a redpilling moment, this incident is also one of the reasons why I have a very low tolerance for women humblebragging about how much attention they receive, when many men go years between encounters, if they're so lucky.
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@Groaner said in Tinder is shit:
I resisted the urge to say, "Oh, you poor baby, it must be so hard." Aside from being a redpilling moment, this incident is also one of the reasons why I have a very low tolerance for women humblebragging about how much attention they receive, when many men go years between encounters, if they're so lucky.
Well, then those dudes should have thought about that before they got married.
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What's with west coast (of the US) women and nose jewelry? And not just small studs, but big obnoxious ones that make me think of bovines? I never noticed that being a thing in Florida.
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@Benjamin-Hall I guess women in Florida have fewer daddy issues.