TDWTF Plays The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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@error_bot examine nutrimat
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Galley Score: 110 Moves: 185
The Nutrimat has a touch-sensitive pad, a dispensing slot, and a service
panel which is closed. It bears a small label which reads "Another fine
product of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.">
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@error_bot press finger to pad
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I don't know the word "finger".
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@error_bot press touchpad
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I don't know the word "touchpad".
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@error_bot press pad
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Galley Score: 110 Moves: 186
The Nutrimat makes an instant but highly detailed examination of your taste
buds, a spectroscopic analysis of your metabolism and sends tiny
experimental signals down your neural pathways to see what you like.
A cupful of Advanced Tea Substitute appears in the dispensing slot.>
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@error_bot save
ats
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Please enter a filename [bridge]: Okay.
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@error_bot take ats
look
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Galley Score: 110 Moves: 187
Taken.
> Galley Score: 110 Moves: 188
Galley
You are in the Galley area of the ship, containing a machine which is the
state of the art in Nutritional Technology, a Sirius Cybernetics
Corporation Nutrimat. There is an exit to starboard.
A carton labelled "Nutrimat/Computer Interface" is sitting here.>
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@error_bot take carton
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Galley Score: 110 Moves: 189
Taken.
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@error_bot look
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Galley Score: 110 Moves: 190
Galley
You are in the Galley area of the ship, containing a machine which is the
state of the art in Nutritional Technology, a Sirius Cybernetics
Corporation Nutrimat. There is an exit to starboard.You feel a wave of depression sweep over you, and you turn to see that
Marvin the robot has stalked miserably into the room.>
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@error_bot tell Mavin "hi"
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I don't know the word "mavin".
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@error_bot tell Marvin "Hi"
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Galley Score: 110 Moves: 191
"Hello to you too."
Marvin wanders off.
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@error_bot starboard
up
look
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Corridor, Fore End Score: 110 Moves: 192
Corridor, Fore End
Marvin, the Paranoid Android, is here.Marvin wanders off.
> Bridge Score: 110 Moves: 193
Bridge
Lying on the deck is a plotter.
There is a sales brochure here.
There is an ionic diffusion rasp here.
There is a pair of hypersonic pliers here.
There is a satchel here.
There is a handbag here.
There is a molecular hyperwave pincer here.> Bridge Score: 110 Moves: 194
Bridge
This is the bridge of the Heart of Gold. A gangway leads down, and steam
comes from an entrance to port. Next to the control console is Eddie (the
shipboard computer).
Lying on the deck is a plotter.
There is a sales brochure here.
There is an ionic diffusion rasp here.
There is a pair of hypersonic pliers here.
There is a satchel here.
There is a handbag here.
There is a molecular hyperwave pincer here.You feel a wave of depression sweep over you, and you turn to see that
Marvin the robot has stalked miserably into the room.>
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@error_bot tell Marvin "42"
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There was no verb in that sentence!
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@error_bot say to Marvin "42"
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There was no verb in that sentence!
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@error_bot say "42" to marvin
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Bridge Score: 110 Moves: 195
You must address Marvin directly.
Marvin wanders off.
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examine satchel
examine handbag
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@error_bot examine satchel
examine handbag
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Bridge Score: 110 Moves: 196
The satchel, which is closed, is fairly bulky.
> Bridge Score: 110 Moves: 197
It's closed.
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@error_bot open satchel
open handbag
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Bridge Score: 110 Moves: 198
You can't. It's not yours. It's Ford's and it's private.
> Bridge Score: 110 Moves: 199
Opening the handbag reveals a pair of tweezers.
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@error_bot take tweezers
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Bridge Score: 110 Moves: 200
Taken.
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@error_bot look
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Bridge Score: 110 Moves: 201
Bridge
This is the bridge of the Heart of Gold. A gangway leads down, and steam
comes from an entrance to port. Next to the control console is Eddie (the
shipboard computer).
Lying on the deck is a plotter.
There is a sales brochure here.
There is an ionic diffusion rasp here.
There is a pair of hypersonic pliers here.
There is a satchel here.
There is a handbag here.
There is a molecular hyperwave pincer here.>
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Bridge Score: 110 Moves: 202
You have:
no tea
a pair of tweezers
a shipping carton
Advanced Tea Substitute
a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
It looks like the thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it
is contains:
a flathead screwdriver
a toothbrush
an electronic Sub-Etha signaling device
The Hitchhiker's Guide
a towel
your gown
It looks like your gown contains:
pocket fluff
a babel fish (in your ear)>
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@error_bot examine eddie
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Bridge Score: 110 Moves: 203
You see nothing special about Eddie (the shipboard computer).
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How is the babel fish in my ear yet in my gown in the thing I don't know what it is
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@error_bot interface with eddie
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There was no verb in that sentence!
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@error_bot fuck eddie
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I don't know the word "fuck".
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@xaade I think it doesn't really separate things properly.
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@xaade you take it from here if you want.
I remember we're supposed to put some thing into some receptacle and put something into ATS.
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@xaade said in TDWTF Plays The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
How is the babel fish in my ear yet in my gown in the thing I don't know what it is
@error_bot (or nodebb) doesn't preserve indentation?
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I don't know the word "or".
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