TDWTF Plays The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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@error_bot look
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Dark Score: 85 Moves: 89
Dark
You can see nothing, feel nothing, taste nothing, smell nothing, and are
not entirely certain who you are.>
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@error_bot shout
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Dark Score: 85 Moves: 90
You yell as loudly as you can, but no sound emerges.
> Entry Bay Number Two Score: 85 Moves: 91
(We were lying about the exit to port.) You emerge from a small doorway...
Entry Bay Number Two
This is an entry bay for the Heart of Gold. A corridor lies aft of here.
There is a sales brochure here."This looks like that incredible new Infinite Improbability Drive
spaceship, the Heart of Gold!" says Ford, with growing excitement."Announcement, announcement. This is Eddie (the shipboard computer). We
have just picked up two hitchhikers at an improbability factor of 2 to the
21,914th power to 1 against."> Bridge Score: 85 Moves: 92
You can't go that way.
"Come on, let's look for the Bridge." You follow Ford, and eventually come
to the...Bridge
This is the bridge of the Heart of Gold. A gangway leads down, and steam
comes from an entrance to port. Next to the control console is Eddie (the
shipboard computer).At the controls, apparently expecting you and Ford, are a man with more
than the usual number of heads (the name "Zaphod" is stitched on his shirt)
and a dark-haired woman, holding a handbag. Both seem somehow familiar.
There is a molecular hyperwave pincer here.> Bridge Score: 85 Moves: 112
You enter the sauna. After several minutes, you come out a changed man.
"Hey, Zaphod, how ya doing?" says Ford. He's cool. "Not bad, Ford. Great to
see you," replies Zaphod. He's cooler. You suddenly realise that the woman
is Tricia MacMillan ("Call me Trillian"), whom you were trying to pick up
at a party in Islington just a few weeks ago, and that Zaphod is the guy
she eventually left the party with! Odd.> Bridge Score: 85 Moves: 113
You can't go that way.
"Like my spaceship, Ford?" Zaphod asks. "YOUR spaceship?" says Ford, losing
his cool for a second. "Yeah, I stole it," Zaphod admits. "I'm gonna use it
to find the legendary lost planet of Magrathea. Let's go sit in the sauna
while I explain." Zaphod, Ford, and Trillian all head off to port.>
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@error_bot port
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Bridge Score: 85 Moves: 134
You enter the sauna. After several hours, you come out a changed man.
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@error_bot save
bridge
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Please enter a filename [dark]: Okay.
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@error_bot look
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Bridge Score: 85 Moves: 135
Bridge
This is the bridge of the Heart of Gold. A gangway leads down, and steam
comes from an entrance to port. Next to the control console is Eddie (the
shipboard computer).
There is a satchel here.
There is a handbag here.
There is a molecular hyperwave pincer here.>
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Corridor, Fore End Score: 85 Moves: 136
Corridor, Fore End
This is one end of a short corridor that continues aft along the main deck
of the Heart of Gold. Doorways lead to fore and port. In addition, a
gangway leads upward.>
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@error_bot look
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Corridor, Fore End Score: 85 Moves: 137
Corridor, Fore End
This is one end of a short corridor that continues aft along the main deck
of the Heart of Gold. Doorways lead to fore and port. In addition, a
gangway leads upward.>
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@error_bot fore
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Entry Bay Number Two Score: 85 Moves: 138
Entry Bay Number Two
There is a sales brochure here.>
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@error_bot take brochure
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Entry Bay Number Two Score: 85 Moves: 139
Taken.
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@error_bot fore
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Entry Bay Number Two Score: 85 Moves: 140
You can't go that way.
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@error_bot look
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Entry Bay Number Two Score: 85 Moves: 141
Entry Bay Number Two
This is an entry bay for the Heart of Gold. A corridor lies aft of here.>
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@error_bot aft
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aft
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Corridor, Fore End Score: 85 Moves: 142
Corridor, Fore End
> Corridor, Aft End Score: 85 Moves: 143
Corridor, Aft End
This is one end of a short corridor that continues fore along the main deck
of the Heart of Gold. Doorways lead to aft and port. In addition, a gangway
leads downward.> Corridor, Aft End Score: 85 Moves: 144
That entrance leads to the Infinite Improbability Drive chamber. It's
supposed to be a terribly dangerous area of the ship. Are you sure you want
to go in there?>
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@error_bot aft
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aft
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Corridor, Aft End Score: 85 Moves: 145
Absolutely sure?
> Corridor, Aft End Score: 85 Moves: 146
I can tell you don't want to really. You stride away with a spring in your
step, wisely leaving the Drive Chamber safely behind you. Telegrams arrive
from well-wishers in all corners of the Galaxy congratulating you on your
prudence and wisdom, cheering you up immensely.> Corridor, Aft End Score: 85 Moves: 147
What? You're joking, of course. Can I ask you to reconsider?
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@error_bot aft
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Engine Room Score: 85 Moves: 148
Engine Room
You're in the Infinite Improbability Drive chamber. Nothing happens; there
is nothing to see.>
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@error_bot look
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Engine Room Score: 85 Moves: 149
Engine Room
I mean it! There's nothing to see here!>
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@error_bot look
look
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Engine Room Score: 110 Moves: 150
Engine Room
Okay, okay, there are a FEW things to see here. This is the room that
houses the powerful Infinite Improbability Generator that drives the Heart
of Gold. An exit lies fore of here.
Sitting in the corner is a spare, portable Improbability Generator.
There is an ionic diffusion rasp here.
There is a pair of hypersonic pliers here.(Footnote 10)
> Engine Room Score: 110 Moves: 151
Engine Room
This is the room that houses the powerful Infinite Improbability Generator
that drives the Heart of Gold. An exit lies fore of here.
Sitting in the corner is a spare, portable Improbability Generator.
There is an ionic diffusion rasp here.
There is a pair of hypersonic pliers here.>
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@error_bot take all
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Engine Room Score: 110 Moves: 152
ionic diffusion rasp: Taken.
pair of hypersonic pliers: Taken.
spare Improbability Drive: Your load is too heavy.>
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@error_bot footnote 10
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I guess it isn't all that dangerous a place after all.
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@error_bot fore
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Corridor, Aft End Score: 110 Moves: 153
Corridor, Aft End
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@error_bot look
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Corridor, Aft End Score: 110 Moves: 154
Corridor, Aft End
This is one end of a short corridor that continues fore along the main deck
of the Heart of Gold. Doorways lead to aft and port. In addition, a gangway
leads downward.>
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Hatchway Score: 110 Moves: 155
Hatchway
You are at the bottom of a gangway. A hatch below you is closed. There is a
small access space to starboard.>
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@error_bot starboard
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Hatchway Score: 110 Moves: 156
That entrance is so narrow that you probably couldn't pass by holding
anything. Well, maybe ONE thing.>
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@error_bot drop all
starboard
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Hatchway Score: 110 Moves: 157
pair of hypersonic pliers: Dropped.
ionic diffusion rasp: Dropped.
sales brochure: Dropped.
thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is: It falls to the
ground with a light "thunk." It doesn't do anything else at all.
atomic vector plotter: Dropped.
babel fish: You'll have to remove it first.> Access Space Score: 110 Moves: 158
Access Space
This tiny area, with an exit to port, is for working on the hatch
mechanism, which is vastly more complicated than your rather ordinary
intelligence can comprehend. The floor is an open metal mesh, like the
floor of a catwalk.>
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@error_bot examine hatch
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Access Space Score: 110 Moves: 159
You can't see any hatch here.
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@error_bot examine floor
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Access Space Score: 110 Moves: 160
The floor is an open metal mesh, like the floor of a catwalk.
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