TDWTF Plays Sorcerer
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read about Eric Meretzky
I don't know the word "eric".Library Score: 75 Moves: 43 >
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@error_bot read about Meretzky
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read about Meretzky
Possibly the largest entry in the volume, detailing the facts and the myths
about the man known as the Bearded Oracle of Yonkers.Library Score: 75 Moves: 44 >
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@error_bot aimfiz Meretzky
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aimfiz Meretzky
As you cast the spell, the moldy scroll vanishes!You appear on a road in a far-off province called Cambridge. As you begin
choking on the polluted air, a mugger stabs you in the back with a knife. A
moment later, a wild-eyed motorist plows over you.**** You have died ****
Unfortunately, you made no provisions for your untimely death.
Your score is 75 of a possible 400, in 44 moves. This puts you in the class of
Parlor Magician.Would you like to restart the game from the beginning, restore a saved game
position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):Library Score: 75 Moves: 44 >
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@error_bot
restore
speedrun2
read book
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restore
Insert save disk then enter file name.
(Default is C:speedrun2): speedrun2
Ok.Cellar Score: 75 Moves: 41 >read book
My Spell Book
The meef spell (cause plants to wilt).
The gaspar spell (provide for your own resurrection).
The gnusto spell (write a magic spell into a spell book).
The vezza spell (view the future).
The pulver spell (cause liquids to become dry).
The izyuk spell (fly like a bird).
The yomin spell (mind probe).
The rezrov spell (open even locked or enchanted objects).
The frotz spell (cause something to give off light).Cellar Score: 75 Moves: 42 >
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@error_bot
gaspar self
aimfiz Meretzky
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gaspar self
You don't have the gaspar spell committed to memory!Cellar Score: 75 Moves: 43 >aimfiz Meretzky
As you cast the spell, the moldy scroll vanishes!You appear on a road in a far-off province called Cambridge. As you begin
choking on the polluted air, a mugger stabs you in the back with a knife. A
moment later, a wild-eyed motorist plows over you.**** You have died ****
Unfortunately, you made no provisions for your untimely death.
Your score is 75 of a possible 400, in 43 moves. This puts you in the class of
Parlor Magician.Would you like to restart the game from the beginning, restore a saved game
position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):Cellar Score: 75 Moves: 43 >
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@error_bot
restore
speedrun2
memorize gaspar
gaspar self
aimfiz Meretzky
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restore
Insert save disk then enter file name.
(Default is C:speedrun2): speedrun2
Ok.Cellar Score: 75 Moves: 41 >memorize gaspar
Using your best study habits, you learn the gaspar spell.Cellar Score: 75 Moves: 42 >gaspar self
A sense of peace of mind passes over you.Cellar Score: 75 Moves: 43 >aimfiz Meretzky
As you cast the spell, the moldy scroll vanishes!You appear on a road in a far-off province called Cambridge. As you begin
choking on the polluted air, a mugger stabs you in the back with a knife. A
moment later, a wild-eyed motorist plows over you.**** You have died ****
Your guardian angel, draped in white, appears floating in the nothingness
before you. "Gotten in a bit of a scrape, eh?" he asks, writing frantically in
a notebook. "I'd love to chat, but we're so busy this month." The angel
twitches his nose, and the nothingness is replaced by...Cellar
You are in the basement of the Guild Hall. A steep, narrow stair leads upward
from the southwest corner.
At the far end of the cellar, draped in cobwebs, is a large trunk. At each
corner of its lid is a button: a black button with a picture of a star, a gray
button depicting the moon, a red button illustrated with a bloody knife, and a
purple button engraved with a royal crown. In the center of the lid is a white
button picturing a dove in flight.**MORE**
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@error_bot
So that just goes back to the cellar.
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Cellar Score: 75 Moves: 44 >o that just goes back to the cellar.
I don't know the word "o".Cellar Score: 75 Moves: 44 >
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@error_bot restore
amazeing
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restore
Insert save disk then enter file name.
(Default is C:speedrun2): amazeing
Ok.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 75 >
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@error_bot memorize izyuk
izyuk self
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memorize izyuk
Using your best study habits, you learn the izyuk spell.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 76 >izyuk self
You are now floating serenely in midair.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 77 >n
Inside the Glass Maze (you are flying)
You are inside a huge cubical maze, shimmering with light from an unseen
source above. It is impossible to tell if the walls and ceilings around you
are glass surfaces or openings.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 78 >e
Inside the Glass Maze (you are flying)
You are inside a huge cubical maze, shimmering with light from an unseen
source above. It is impossible to tell if the walls and ceilings around you
are glass surfaces or openings.You settle gently to the ground.
Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 79 >s
Inside the Glass Maze
You are inside a huge cubical maze, shimmering with light from an unseen
source above. It is impossible to tell if the walls and ceilings around you
are glass surfaces or openings. Since you are standing on something, the floor
must be solid, but it is virtually invisible and you feel as though you were
walking on air.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 80 >s
Inside the Glass Maze
You are inside a huge cubical maze, shimmering with light from an unseen
source above. It is impossible to tell if the walls and ceilings around you
are glass surfaces or openings. Since you are standing on something, the floor
must be solid, but it is virtually invisible and you feel as though you were
walking on air.You are beginning to tire.
Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 81 >memorize izyuk
Using your best study habits, you learn the izyuk spell.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 82 >izyuk self
You are now floating serenely in midair.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 83 >w
Inside the Glass Maze (you are flying)
You are inside a huge cubical maze, shimmering with light from an unseen
source above. It is impossible to tell if the walls and ceilings around you
are glass surfaces or openings.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 84 >d
Inside the Glass Maze (you are flying)
You are inside a huge cubical maze, shimmering with light from an unseen
source above. It is impossible to tell if the walls and ceilings around you
are glass surfaces or openings.You settle gently to the ground.
Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 85 >e
Inside the Glass Maze
You are inside a huge cubical maze, shimmering with light from an unseen
source above. It is impossible to tell if the walls and ceilings around you
are glass surfaces or openings. Since you are standing on something, the floor
must be solid, but it is virtually invisible and you feel as though you were
walking on air.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 86 >e
Inside the Glass Maze
You are inside a huge cubical maze, shimmering with light from an unseen
source above. It is impossible to tell if the walls and ceilings around you
are glass surfaces or openings. Since you are standing on something, the floor
must be solid, but it is virtually invisible and you feel as though you were
walking on air.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 87 >n
Inside the Glass Maze
You are inside a huge cubical maze, shimmering with light from an unseen
source above. It is impossible to tell if the walls and ceilings around you
are glass surfaces or openings. Since you are standing on something, the floor
must be solid, but it is virtually invisible and you feel as though you were
walking on air.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 88 >n
Inside the Glass Maze
You are inside a huge cubical maze, shimmering with light from an unseen
source above. It is impossible to tell if the walls and ceilings around you
are glass surfaces or openings. Since you are standing on something, the floor
must be solid, but it is virtually invisible and you feel as though you were
walking on air.You are feeling tired.
Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 89 >sleep
Ah, sleep! It's been a long day and rest will do you good. You spread your
cloak on the floor and drift off, renewing your powers and refreshing your
mind. Time passes as you snore blissfully.You dream of being pursued through a dank cavern. Something is behind you,
something horrible that you can't turn to face. It gets closer and closer, and
you can feel its hot breath on your neck. You awaken and stand.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 140 >drop all
issue of Popular Enchanting: Dropped.
orange vial: Dropped.
magic amulet: Dropped.
calendar: Dropped.
small key: Dropped.
journal: Dropped.
infotater: Dropped.
spell book: Dropped.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 141 >memorize izyuk
You don't have your spell book. How do you expect to learn a spell without a
spell book?Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 142 >izyuk self
You don't have the izyuk spell committed to memory!Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 143 >
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@error_bot take spell book
memorize izyuk
drop spell book
izyuk self
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Taken.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 144 >memorize izyuk
Using your best study habits, you learn the izyuk spell.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 145 >drop spell book
Dropped.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 146 >izyuk self
You are now floating serenely in midair.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 147 >up
Inside the Glass Maze (you are flying)
You are inside a huge cubical maze, shimmering with light from an unseen
source above. It is impossible to tell if the walls and ceilings around you
are glass surfaces or openings.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 148 >up
Inside the Glass Maze (you are flying)
You are inside a huge cubical maze, shimmering with light from an unseen
source above. It is impossible to tell if the walls and ceilings around you
are glass surfaces or openings.The izyuk spell wears off. Unfortunately, this room of the maze has no floor.
**** You have died ****
Unfortunately, you made no provisions for your untimely death.
Your score is 130 of a possible 400, in 148 moves. This puts you in the class
of Novice Enchanter.Would you like to restart the game from the beginning, restore a saved game
position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 148 >
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@error_bot memorize izyuk
izyuk self
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memorize
Would you like to restart the game from the beginning, restore a saved game
position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 148 >izyuk sel
Would you like to restart the game from the beginning, restore a saved game
position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 148 >n
Would you like to restart the game from the beginning, restore a saved game
position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 148 >e
Would you like to restart the game from the beginning, restore a saved game
position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 148 >s
Would you like to restart the game from the beginning, restore a saved game
position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 148 >s
Would you like to restart the game from the beginning, restore a saved game
position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 148 >memorize
Would you like to restart the game from the beginning, restore a saved game
position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 148 >izyuk sel
Would you like to restart the game from the beginning, restore a saved game
position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 148 >w
Would you like to restart the game from the beginning, restore a saved game
position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 148 >d
Would you like to restart the game from the beginning, restore a saved game
position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 148 >e
Would you like to restart the game from the beginning, restore a saved game
position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 148 >e
Would you like to restart the game from the beginning, restore a saved game
position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 148 >n
Would you like to restart the game from the beginning, restore a saved game
position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 148 >n
Would you like to restart the game from the beginning, restore a saved game
position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 148 >save
Would you like to restart the game from the beginning, restore a saved game
position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 148 >down_and_
Would you like to restart the game from the beginning, restore a saved game
position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 148 >memorize
Would you like to restart the game from the beginning, restore a saved game
position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 148 >izyuk sel
Would you like to restart the game from the beginning, restore a saved game
position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 148 >up
Would you like to restart the game from the beginning, restore a saved game
position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 148 >grab wall
Would you like to restart the game from the beginning, restore a saved game
position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 148 >
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@error_bot restore
amazeing
memorize izyuk
izyuk self
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restore
Insert save disk then enter file name.
(Default is C:amazeing): amazeing
Ok.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 75 >memorize izyuk
Using your best study habits, you learn the izyuk spell.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 76 >izyuk self
You are now floating serenely in midair.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 77 >n
Inside the Glass Maze (you are flying)
You are inside a huge cubical maze, shimmering with light from an unseen
source above. It is impossible to tell if the walls and ceilings around you
are glass surfaces or openings.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 78 >e
Inside the Glass Maze (you are flying)
You are inside a huge cubical maze, shimmering with light from an unseen
source above. It is impossible to tell if the walls and ceilings around you
are glass surfaces or openings.You settle gently to the ground.
Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 79 >s
Inside the Glass Maze
You are inside a huge cubical maze, shimmering with light from an unseen
source above. It is impossible to tell if the walls and ceilings around you
are glass surfaces or openings. Since you are standing on something, the floor
must be solid, but it is virtually invisible and you feel as though you were
walking on air.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 80 >s
Inside the Glass Maze
You are inside a huge cubical maze, shimmering with light from an unseen
source above. It is impossible to tell if the walls and ceilings around you
are glass surfaces or openings. Since you are standing on something, the floor
must be solid, but it is virtually invisible and you feel as though you were
walking on air.You are beginning to tire.
Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 81 >memorize izyuk
Using your best study habits, you learn the izyuk spell.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 82 >izyuk self
You are now floating serenely in midair.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 83 >w
Inside the Glass Maze (you are flying)
You are inside a huge cubical maze, shimmering with light from an unseen
source above. It is impossible to tell if the walls and ceilings around you
are glass surfaces or openings.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 84 >d
Inside the Glass Maze (you are flying)
You are inside a huge cubical maze, shimmering with light from an unseen
source above. It is impossible to tell if the walls and ceilings around you
are glass surfaces or openings.You settle gently to the ground.
Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 85 >e
Inside the Glass Maze
You are inside a huge cubical maze, shimmering with light from an unseen
source above. It is impossible to tell if the walls and ceilings around you
are glass surfaces or openings. Since you are standing on something, the floor
must be solid, but it is virtually invisible and you feel as though you were
walking on air.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 86 >e
Inside the Glass Maze
You are inside a huge cubical maze, shimmering with light from an unseen
source above. It is impossible to tell if the walls and ceilings around you
are glass surfaces or openings. Since you are standing on something, the floor
must be solid, but it is virtually invisible and you feel as though you were
walking on air.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 87 >n
Inside the Glass Maze
You are inside a huge cubical maze, shimmering with light from an unseen
source above. It is impossible to tell if the walls and ceilings around you
are glass surfaces or openings. Since you are standing on something, the floor
must be solid, but it is virtually invisible and you feel as though you were
walking on air.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 88 >n
Inside the Glass Maze
You are inside a huge cubical maze, shimmering with light from an unseen
source above. It is impossible to tell if the walls and ceilings around you
are glass surfaces or openings. Since you are standing on something, the floor
must be solid, but it is virtually invisible and you feel as though you were
walking on air.You are feeling tired.
Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 89 >save
Insert save disk then enter file name.
(Default is C:amazeing): down_and_out
Ok.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 89 >memorize izyuk
Using your best study habits, you learn the izyuk spell.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 90 >izyuk self
You are now floating serenely in midair.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 91 >up
Inside the Glass Maze (you are flying)
You are inside a huge cubical maze, shimmering with light from an unseen
source above. It is impossible to tell if the walls and ceilings around you
are glass surfaces or openings.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 92 >grab wall
You can't be serious.The izyuk spell wears off. Unfortunately, this room of the maze has no floor.
**** You have died ****
Unfortunately, you made no provisions for your untimely death.
Your score is 130 of a possible 400, in 92 moves. This puts you in the class
of Novice Enchanter.Would you like to restart the game from the beginning, restore a saved game
position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 92 >
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@error_bot restore
down_and_out
look up
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restore
Insert save disk then enter file name.
(Default is C:down_and_out): down_and_out
Ok.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 89 >look up
It's too dark to see!Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 90 >
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@error_bot frotz self
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frotz self
Have you forgotten that you already frotzed yourself?Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 91 >
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You are carrying:
an issue of Popular Enchanting
an orange vial
a magic amulet (being worn)
a calendar (providing light)
a small key
a journal
an infotater
a spell bookInside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 92 >
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@error_bot read issue
read calendar
examine key
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read issue
This month's cover story is about Belboz! Other stories relate the explosion
of spell scroll manufacturers, and the coming shakedown in the magic potion
industry. The address label on the cover reads:"Z5 ACCAR256 4-964 Hall of the Guild of Enchanters Village of Accardi-By-The-Sea Land of Frobozz"
Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 93 >read calendar
The calendar is for the current year, 957 GUE, and bears many stunning
pictures: the marble mines of Antharia, the sand dunes of the Kovalli Desert,
ancient Fort Griffspotter, and the giant infotater factories of Borphee. A
legend reads "Best wishes for a leak-less year, from the Accardi Plumbers
Guild."Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 94 >examine key
You see nothing special about the small key.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 95 >
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@error_bot read about belboz
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read about belboz
There's no encyclopedia here to look it up in.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 96 >
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@error_bot up
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You can't possibly jump that high.You are getting more and more tired.
Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 97 >
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@error_bot up up
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up up
I can't find a verb in that sentence!Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 97 >
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@error_bot climb
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climb
What do you want to climb?Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 97 >
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@error_bot climb wall
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climb wall
Bizarre.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 98 >
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@error_bot memorize vezza
vezza self
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memorize vezza
Using your best study habits, you learn the vezza spell.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 99 >vezza self
You see a field surrounded by fortified ramparts. A tattered flag flies atop a
tall pole. A moment later, the vision fades.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 100 >
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Time passes...Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 103 >wait
Time passes...You are worn out.
Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 105 >wait
Time passes...Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 108 >wait
Time passes...Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 111 >
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@error_bot wait
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Time passes...You are dead tired.
Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 113 >wait
Time passes...Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 116 >wait
Time passes...Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 119 >wait
Time passes...You are so tired you can barely concentrate.
Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 121 >wait
Time passes...Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 124 >wait
Time passes...Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 127 >wait
Time passes...You are moving only on your last reserves of strength.
Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 129 >wait
Time passes...Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 132 >wait
Time passes...Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 135 >wait
Time passes...You are practically asleep.
Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 137 >wait
Time passes...Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 140 >wait
Time passes...Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 143 >wait
Time passes...You are unable to keep your eyes open for more than a few moments at a time.
Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 145 >wait
Time passes...Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 148 >
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Time passes...Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 151 >wait
Time passes...You drop in your tracks from exhaustion.
Ah, sleep! It's been a long day and rest will do you good. You spread your
cloak on the floor and drift off, renewing your powers and refreshing your
mind. Time passes as you snore blissfully.You dream of a river, slow and muddy. Great grey hippopotami sport there,
bellowing and splashing, and twitching their ears. You awaken and stand.Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 203 >wait
Time passes...Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 206 >wait
Time passes...Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 209 >wait
Time passes...Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 212 >wait
Time passes...Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 215 >wait
Time passes...Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 218 >wait
Time passes...Inside the Glass Maze Score: 130 Moves: 221 >
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@error_bot restore
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