TDWTF Plays Zork I

SlackerD

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 Forest Path                                      Score: 0        Moves: 18     
This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around.
>walk east
Forest
The forest thins out, revealing impassable mountains.
>walk west
Forest
>walk west
Forest Path
>walk west
Forest
You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.
>walk west
You would need a machete to go further west.
>walk north
Clearing
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>walk south
Forest Path
>walk south
North of House
>walk north
Forest Path
>

SlackerD

@error_bot walk south

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 North of House                                   Score: 0        Moves: 19     
Forest
The forest thins out, revealing impassable mountains.
>walk west
Forest
>walk west
Forest Path
>walk west
Forest
You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.
>walk west
You would need a machete to go further west.
>walk north
Clearing
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>walk south
Forest Path
>walk south
North of House
>walk north
Forest Path
>walk south
North of House
>

SlackerD

@error_bot walk south

error_bot

 North of House                                   Score: 0        Moves: 20     
>walk west
Forest
>walk west
Forest Path
>walk west
Forest
You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.
>walk west
You would need a machete to go further west.
>walk north
Clearing
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>walk south
Forest Path
>walk south
North of House
>walk north
Forest Path
>walk south
North of House
>walk south
The windows are all boarded.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot walk east

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 Behind House                                     Score: 0        Moves: 21     
>walk west
Forest
You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.
>walk west
You would need a machete to go further west.
>walk north
Clearing
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>walk south
Forest Path
>walk south
North of House
>walk north
Forest Path
>walk south
North of House
>walk south
The windows are all boarded.
>walk east
Behind House
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one
corner of the house there is a small window which is slightly ajar.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot open window

error_bot

 Behind House                                     Score: 0        Moves: 22     
You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.
>walk west
You would need a machete to go further west.
>walk north
Clearing
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>walk south
Forest Path
>walk south
North of House
>walk north
Forest Path
>walk south
North of House
>walk south
The windows are all boarded.
>walk east
Behind House
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one
corner of the house there is a small window which is slightly ajar.
>open window
With great effort, you open the window far enough to allow entry.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot enter window

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 Behind House                                     Score: 0        Moves: 22     
You would need a machete to go further west.
>walk north
Clearing
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>walk south
Forest Path
>walk south
North of House
>walk north
Forest Path
>walk south
North of House
>walk south
The windows are all boarded.
>walk east
Behind House
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one
corner of the house there is a small window which is slightly ajar.
>open window
With great effort, you open the window far enough to allow entry.
>
Beg pardon?
>

SlackerD

@error_bot enter house

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 Behind House                                     Score: 0        Moves: 22     
Clearing
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>walk south
Forest Path
>walk south
North of House
>walk north
Forest Path
>walk south
North of House
>walk south
The windows are all boarded.
>walk east
Behind House
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one
corner of the house there is a small window which is slightly ajar.
>open window
With great effort, you open the window far enough to allow entry.
>
Beg pardon?
>
Beg pardon?
>

SlackerD

@error_bot walk towards window

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 Behind House                                     Score: 0        Moves: 22     
>walk south
Forest Path
>walk south
North of House
>walk north
Forest Path
>walk south
North of House
>walk south
The windows are all boarded.
>walk east
Behind House
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one
corner of the house there is a small window which is slightly ajar.
>open window
With great effort, you open the window far enough to allow entry.
>
Beg pardon?
>
Beg pardon?
>walk towards window
I don't know the word 'towards'.
>

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@error_bot verbose

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 Behind House                                     Score: 0        Moves: 23     
>walk south
North of House
>walk north
Forest Path
>walk south
North of House
>walk south
The windows are all boarded.
>walk east
Behind House
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one
corner of the house there is a small window which is slightly ajar.
>open window
With great effort, you open the window far enough to allow entry.
>
Beg pardon?
>
Beg pardon?
>walk towards window
I don't know the word 'towards'.
>verbose
Maximum verbosity.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot walk west

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 Kitchen                                          Score: 10       Moves: 24     
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one
corner of the house there is a small window which is slightly ajar.
>open window
With great effort, you open the window far enough to allow entry.
>
Beg pardon?
>
Beg pardon?
>walk towards window
I don't know the word 'towards'.
>verbose
Maximum verbosity.
>walk west
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers.
A bottle is sitting on the table.
The glass bottle contains:
  A quantity of water
>

SlackerD

@error_bot take glass bottle

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 Kitchen                                          Score: 10       Moves: 25     
>open window
With great effort, you open the window far enough to allow entry.
>
Beg pardon?
>
Beg pardon?
>walk towards window
I don't know the word 'towards'.
>verbose
Maximum verbosity.
>walk west
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers.
A bottle is sitting on the table.
The glass bottle contains:
  A quantity of water
>take glass bottle
Taken.
>

error

@SlackerD said in TDWTF Plays Zork I:

@error_bot enter house

You found a bug with my new enter command. Fixing...

error

@error said in TDWTF Plays Zork I:

@SlackerD said in TDWTF Plays Zork I:

@error_bot enter house

You found a bug with my new enter command. Fixing...

Fixed?

SlackerD

@error_bot walk east

error_bot

 Behind House                                     Score: 10       Moves: 26     
>
Beg pardon?
>walk towards window
I don't know the word 'towards'.
>verbose
Maximum verbosity.
>walk west
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers.
A bottle is sitting on the table.
The glass bottle contains:
  A quantity of water
>take glass bottle
Taken.
>walk east
Behind House
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one
corner of the house there is a small window which is open.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot enter house

error_bot

 Kitchen                                          Score: 10       Moves: 27     
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers.
A bottle is sitting on the table.
The glass bottle contains:
  A quantity of water
>take glass bottle
Taken.
>walk east
Behind House
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one
corner of the house there is a small window which is open.
>enter house
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot take brown sack

error_bot

 Kitchen                                          Score: 10       Moves: 28     
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers.
A bottle is sitting on the table.
The glass bottle contains:
  A quantity of water
>take glass bottle
Taken.
>walk east
Behind House
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one
corner of the house there is a small window which is open.
>enter house
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers.
>take brown sack
Taken.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot go west

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 Living Room                                      Score: 10       Moves: 29     
>take glass bottle
Taken.
>walk east
Behind House
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one
corner of the house there is a small window which is open.
>enter house
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers.
>take brown sack
Taken.
>go west
Living Room
You are in the living room. There is a door to the east, a wooden door with
strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy
case, and a large oriental rug in the center of the room.
Above the trophy case hangs an elvish sword of great antiquity.
A battery-powered brass lantern is on the trophy case.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot get lantern

error_bot

 Living Room                                      Score: 10       Moves: 30     
>walk east
Behind House
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one
corner of the house there is a small window which is open.
>enter house
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers.
>take brown sack
Taken.
>go west
Living Room
You are in the living room. There is a door to the east, a wooden door with
strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy
case, and a large oriental rug in the center of the room.
Above the trophy case hangs an elvish sword of great antiquity.
A battery-powered brass lantern is on the trophy case.
>get lantern
Taken.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot take sword

error_bot

 Living Room                                      Score: 10       Moves: 31     
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one
corner of the house there is a small window which is open.
>enter house
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers.
>take brown sack
Taken.
>go west
Living Room
You are in the living room. There is a door to the east, a wooden door with
strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy
case, and a large oriental rug in the center of the room.
Above the trophy case hangs an elvish sword of great antiquity.
A battery-powered brass lantern is on the trophy case.
>get lantern
Taken.
>take sword
Taken.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot go east

error_bot

 Kitchen                                          Score: 10       Moves: 32     
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers.
>take brown sack
Taken.
>go west
Living Room
You are in the living room. There is a door to the east, a wooden door with
strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy
case, and a large oriental rug in the center of the room.
Above the trophy case hangs an elvish sword of great antiquity.
A battery-powered brass lantern is on the trophy case.
>get lantern
Taken.
>take sword
Taken.
>go east
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot climb staircase

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 Attic                                            Score: 10       Moves: 33     
On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers.
>take brown sack
Taken.
>go west
Living Room
You are in the living room. There is a door to the east, a wooden door with
strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy
case, and a large oriental rug in the center of the room.
Above the trophy case hangs an elvish sword of great antiquity.
A battery-powered brass lantern is on the trophy case.
>get lantern
Taken.
>take sword
Taken.
>go east
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
>climb staircase
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot light lantern

error_bot

 Attic                                            Score: 10       Moves: 34     
strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy
case, and a large oriental rug in the center of the room.
Above the trophy case hangs an elvish sword of great antiquity.
A battery-powered brass lantern is on the trophy case.
>get lantern
Taken.
>take sword
Taken.
>go east
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
>climb staircase
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
>light lantern
The lamp is now on.
Attic
This is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down.
On a table is a nasty-looking knife.
A large coil of rope is lying in the corner.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot turn off lantern

error_bot

 Attic                                            Score: 10       Moves: 35     
A battery-powered brass lantern is on the trophy case.
>get lantern
Taken.
>take sword
Taken.
>go east
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
>climb staircase
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
>light lantern
The lamp is now on.
Attic
This is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down.
On a table is a nasty-looking knife.
A large coil of rope is lying in the corner.
>turn off lantern
The lamp is now off.
It is now pitch black.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot go down

error_bot

 Kitchen                                          Score: 10       Moves: 36     
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
>climb staircase
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
>light lantern
The lamp is now on.
Attic
This is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down.
On a table is a nasty-looking knife.
A large coil of rope is lying in the corner.
>turn off lantern
The lamp is now off.
It is now pitch black.
>go down
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot go down chimney

error_bot

 Kitchen                                          Score: 10       Moves: 37     
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
>climb staircase
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
>light lantern
The lamp is now on.
Attic
This is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down.
On a table is a nasty-looking knife.
A large coil of rope is lying in the corner.
>turn off lantern
The lamp is now off.
It is now pitch black.
>go down
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
>go down chimney
Only Santa Claus climbs down chimneys.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot go east

error_bot

 Behind House                                     Score: 10       Moves: 38     
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
>light lantern
The lamp is now on.
Attic
This is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down.
On a table is a nasty-looking knife.
A large coil of rope is lying in the corner.
>turn off lantern
The lamp is now off.
It is now pitch black.
>go down
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
>go down chimney
Only Santa Claus climbs down chimneys.
>go east
Behind House
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one
corner of the house there is a small window which is open.
>