TDWTF Plays Zork I
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@error Nope, never.
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@pie_flavor said in TDWTF Plays Zork I:
@error Nope, never.
I suppose it was a coincidence that error_bot started slicing, dicing, and making Julian fries shortly after that.
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@error_bot unlock grating
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Clearing Score: 10 Moves: 110 Â>go west ÂYou would need a machete to go further west. Â>go east ÂForest Path ÂThis is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south Âhere. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of Âthe path. Â>go north ÂClearing ÂYou are in a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on all sides. A path leads Âsouth. ÂOn the ground is a pile of leaves. Â>take leaves ÂA grating appears on the ground. ÂTaken. Â>inspect grating ÂI don't know the word 'inspect'. Â>open grating ÂThe grating is locked. Â>unlock grating Â(with your hands) ÂCan you unlock a grating with a pair of hands? Â>
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@error_bot unlock grating with elvish sword
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Clearing Score: 10 Moves: 111 Â>go east ÂForest Path ÂThis is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south Âhere. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of Âthe path. Â>go north ÂClearing ÂYou are in a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on all sides. A path leads Âsouth. ÂOn the ground is a pile of leaves. Â>take leaves ÂA grating appears on the ground. ÂTaken. Â>inspect grating ÂI don't know the word 'inspect'. Â>open grating ÂThe grating is locked. Â>unlock grating Â(with your hands) ÂCan you unlock a grating with a pair of hands? Â>unlock grating with elvish sword ÂCan you unlock a grating with a sword? Â>
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@error_bot go west
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Forest Score: 10 Moves: 112 Âthe path. Â>go north ÂClearing ÂYou are in a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on all sides. A path leads Âsouth. ÂOn the ground is a pile of leaves. Â>take leaves ÂA grating appears on the ground. ÂTaken. Â>inspect grating ÂI don't know the word 'inspect'. Â>open grating ÂThe grating is locked. Â>unlock grating Â(with your hands) ÂCan you unlock a grating with a pair of hands? Â>unlock grating with elvish sword ÂCan you unlock a grating with a sword? Â>go west ÂForest ÂThis is a forest, with trees in all directions around you. To the east, there Âappears to be sunlight. Â>
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@error_bot go east
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Forest Path Score: 10 Moves: 113 ÂOn the ground is a pile of leaves. Â>take leaves ÂA grating appears on the ground. ÂTaken. Â>inspect grating ÂI don't know the word 'inspect'. Â>open grating ÂThe grating is locked. Â>unlock grating Â(with your hands) ÂCan you unlock a grating with a pair of hands? Â>unlock grating with elvish sword ÂCan you unlock a grating with a sword? Â>go west ÂForest ÂThis is a forest, with trees in all directions around you. To the east, there Âappears to be sunlight. Â>go east ÂForest Path ÂThis is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south Âhere. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of Âthe path. Â>
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@error_bot go south
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North of House Score: 10 Moves: 114 Â>inspect grating ÂI don't know the word 'inspect'. Â>open grating ÂThe grating is locked. Â>unlock grating Â(with your hands) ÂCan you unlock a grating with a pair of hands? Â>unlock grating with elvish sword ÂCan you unlock a grating with a sword? Â>go west ÂForest ÂThis is a forest, with trees in all directions around you. To the east, there Âappears to be sunlight. Â>go east ÂForest Path ÂThis is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south Âhere. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of Âthe path. Â>go south ÂNorth of House ÂYou are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all Âthe windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees. Â>
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@error_bot go west
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West of House Score: 10 Moves: 115 Â(with your hands) ÂCan you unlock a grating with a pair of hands? Â>unlock grating with elvish sword ÂCan you unlock a grating with a sword? Â>go west ÂForest ÂThis is a forest, with trees in all directions around you. To the east, there Âappears to be sunlight. Â>go east ÂForest Path ÂThis is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south Âhere. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of Âthe path. Â>go south ÂNorth of House ÂYou are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all Âthe windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees. Â>go west ÂWest of House ÂYou are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front Âdoor. ÂThere is a small mailbox here. Â>
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@error_bot open mailbox
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West of House Score: 10 Moves: 116 Â>unlock grating with elvish sword ÂCan you unlock a grating with a sword? Â>go west ÂForest ÂThis is a forest, with trees in all directions around you. To the east, there Âappears to be sunlight. Â>go east ÂForest Path ÂThis is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south Âhere. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of Âthe path. Â>go south ÂNorth of House ÂYou are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all Âthe windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees. Â>go west ÂWest of House ÂYou are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front Âdoor. ÂThere is a small mailbox here. Â>open mailbox ÂOpening the mailbox reveals a leaflet. Â>
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@error_bot read leaflet
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West of House Score: 10 Moves: 117 Â>go west ÂWest of House ÂYou are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front Âdoor. ÂThere is a small mailbox here. Â>open mailbox ÂOpening the mailbox reveals a leaflet. Â>read leaflet Â(Taken) ÂWELCOME TO ZORK Â ZORK is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. In it you will Âexplore some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals. Â Â No computer should be without one! Â Â The original ZORK was created by Tim Anderson, Marc Blank, Bruce Daniels, Âand Dave Lebling. It was inspired by the ADVENTURE game of Crowther and Woods. ÂThis version was created by Marc Blank, Dave Lebling, Joel Berez, and Scott ÂCutler. Â Â (c) Copyright 1979 & 1980 Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. Â Â>
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@error_bot go west
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Forest Score: 10 Moves: 118 ÂThere is a small mailbox here. Â>open mailbox ÂOpening the mailbox reveals a leaflet. Â>read leaflet Â(Taken) ÂWELCOME TO ZORK Â ZORK is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. In it you will Âexplore some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals. Â Â No computer should be without one! Â Â The original ZORK was created by Tim Anderson, Marc Blank, Bruce Daniels, Âand Dave Lebling. It was inspired by the ADVENTURE game of Crowther and Woods. ÂThis version was created by Marc Blank, Dave Lebling, Joel Berez, and Scott ÂCutler. Â Â (c) Copyright 1979 & 1980 Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. Â Â>go west ÂForest ÂThis is a forest, with trees in all directions around you. To the east, there Âappears to be sunlight. Â>
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@error_bot go east
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Forest Path Score: 10 Moves: 119 ÂWELCOME TO ZORK Â ZORK is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. In it you will Âexplore some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals. Â Â No computer should be without one! Â Â The original ZORK was created by Tim Anderson, Marc Blank, Bruce Daniels, Âand Dave Lebling. It was inspired by the ADVENTURE game of Crowther and Woods. ÂThis version was created by Marc Blank, Dave Lebling, Joel Berez, and Scott ÂCutler. Â Â (c) Copyright 1979 & 1980 Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. Â Â>go west ÂForest ÂThis is a forest, with trees in all directions around you. To the east, there Âappears to be sunlight. Â>go east ÂForest Path ÂThis is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south Âhere. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of Âthe path. Â>
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@error_bot go south
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North of House Score: 10 Moves: 120 Â No computer should be without one! Â Â The original ZORK was created by Tim Anderson, Marc Blank, Bruce Daniels, Âand Dave Lebling. It was inspired by the ADVENTURE game of Crowther and Woods. ÂThis version was created by Marc Blank, Dave Lebling, Joel Berez, and Scott ÂCutler. Â Â (c) Copyright 1979 & 1980 Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. Â Â>go west ÂForest ÂThis is a forest, with trees in all directions around you. To the east, there Âappears to be sunlight. Â>go east ÂForest Path ÂThis is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south Âhere. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of Âthe path. Â>go south ÂNorth of House ÂYou are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all Âthe windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees. Â>
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@error_bot go east
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Behind House Score: 10 Moves: 121 ÂThis version was created by Marc Blank, Dave Lebling, Joel Berez, and Scott ÂCutler. Â Â (c) Copyright 1979 & 1980 Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. Â Â>go west ÂForest ÂThis is a forest, with trees in all directions around you. To the east, there Âappears to be sunlight. Â>go east ÂForest Path ÂThis is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south Âhere. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of Âthe path. Â>go south ÂNorth of House ÂYou are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all Âthe windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees. Â>go east ÂBehind House ÂYou are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one Âcorner of the house there is a small window which is open. Â>
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@error_bot enter house
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Kitchen Score: 10 Moves: 122 ÂForest ÂThis is a forest, with trees in all directions around you. To the east, there Âappears to be sunlight. Â>go east ÂForest Path ÂThis is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south Âhere. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of Âthe path. Â>go south ÂNorth of House ÂYou are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all Âthe windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees. Â>go east ÂBehind House ÂYou are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one Âcorner of the house there is a small window which is open. Â>enter house ÂKitchen ÂYou are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used Ârecently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark Âstaircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east Âis a small window which is open. Â>
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@error_bot climb staircase
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Attic Score: 10 Moves: 123 Âappears to be sunlight. Â>go east ÂForest Path ÂThis is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south Âhere. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of Âthe path. Â>go south ÂNorth of House ÂYou are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all Âthe windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees. Â>go east ÂBehind House ÂYou are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one Âcorner of the house there is a small window which is open. Â>enter house ÂKitchen ÂYou are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used Ârecently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark Âstaircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east Âis a small window which is open. Â>climb staircase ÂIt is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Â>
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@error_bot light lantern
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Attic Score: 10 Moves: 124 Â>go south ÂNorth of House ÂYou are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all Âthe windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees. Â>go east ÂBehind House ÂYou are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one Âcorner of the house there is a small window which is open. Â>enter house ÂKitchen ÂYou are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used Ârecently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark Âstaircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east Âis a small window which is open. Â>climb staircase ÂIt is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Â>light lantern ÂThe lamp is now on. ÂAttic ÂThis is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down. ÂOn a table is a nasty-looking knife. ÂA large coil of rope is lying in the corner. Â>
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@error_bot take knife
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Attic Score: 10 Moves: 125 ÂYou are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all Âthe windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees. Â>go east ÂBehind House ÂYou are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one Âcorner of the house there is a small window which is open. Â>enter house ÂKitchen ÂYou are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used Ârecently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark Âstaircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east Âis a small window which is open. Â>climb staircase ÂIt is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Â>light lantern ÂThe lamp is now on. ÂAttic ÂThis is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down. ÂOn a table is a nasty-looking knife. ÂA large coil of rope is lying in the corner. Â>take knife ÂYour load is too heavy. Â>
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@error_bot drop brown sack
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Attic Score: 10 Moves: 126 Â>go east ÂBehind House ÂYou are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one Âcorner of the house there is a small window which is open. Â>enter house ÂKitchen ÂYou are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used Ârecently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark Âstaircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east Âis a small window which is open. Â>climb staircase ÂIt is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Â>light lantern ÂThe lamp is now on. ÂAttic ÂThis is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down. ÂOn a table is a nasty-looking knife. ÂA large coil of rope is lying in the corner. Â>take knife ÂYour load is too heavy. Â>drop brown sack ÂDropped. Â>
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@error_bot take knife
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Attic Score: 10 Moves: 127 ÂYou are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one Âcorner of the house there is a small window which is open. Â>enter house ÂKitchen ÂYou are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used Ârecently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark Âstaircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east Âis a small window which is open. Â>climb staircase ÂIt is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Â>light lantern ÂThe lamp is now on. ÂAttic ÂThis is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down. ÂOn a table is a nasty-looking knife. ÂA large coil of rope is lying in the corner. Â>take knife ÂYour load is too heavy. Â>drop brown sack ÂDropped. Â>take knife ÂTaken. Â>
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@error_bot take rope
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Attic Score: 10 Moves: 128 Â>enter house ÂKitchen ÂYou are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used Ârecently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark Âstaircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east Âis a small window which is open. Â>climb staircase ÂIt is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Â>light lantern ÂThe lamp is now on. ÂAttic ÂThis is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down. ÂOn a table is a nasty-looking knife. ÂA large coil of rope is lying in the corner. Â>take knife ÂYour load is too heavy. Â>drop brown sack ÂDropped. Â>take knife ÂTaken. Â>take rope ÂYour load is too heavy. Â>
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@error_bot drop elvish sword
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Attic Score: 10 Moves: 129 ÂYou are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used Ârecently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark Âstaircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east Âis a small window which is open. Â>climb staircase ÂIt is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Â>light lantern ÂThe lamp is now on. ÂAttic ÂThis is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down. ÂOn a table is a nasty-looking knife. ÂA large coil of rope is lying in the corner. Â>take knife ÂYour load is too heavy. Â>drop brown sack ÂDropped. Â>take knife ÂTaken. Â>take rope ÂYour load is too heavy. Â>drop elvish sword ÂDropped. Â>
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@error_bot take rope
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Attic Score: 10 Moves: 130 Âstaircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east Âis a small window which is open. Â>climb staircase ÂIt is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Â>light lantern ÂThe lamp is now on. ÂAttic ÂThis is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down. ÂOn a table is a nasty-looking knife. ÂA large coil of rope is lying in the corner. Â>take knife ÂYour load is too heavy. Â>drop brown sack ÂDropped. Â>take knife ÂTaken. Â>take rope ÂYour load is too heavy. Â>drop elvish sword ÂDropped. Â>take rope ÂTaken. Â>
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@error_bot climb down
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Kitchen Score: 10 Moves: 131 ÂThis is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down. ÂOn a table is a nasty-looking knife. ÂA large coil of rope is lying in the corner. Â>take knife ÂYour load is too heavy. Â>drop brown sack ÂDropped. Â>take knife ÂTaken. Â>take rope ÂYour load is too heavy. Â>drop elvish sword ÂDropped. Â>take rope ÂTaken. Â>climb down Â(down the stairs) ÂKitchen ÂYou are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used Ârecently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark Âstaircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east Âis a small window which is open. Â>
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@error_bot go east
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Behind House Score: 10 Moves: 132 ÂYour load is too heavy. Â>drop brown sack ÂDropped. Â>take knife ÂTaken. Â>take rope ÂYour load is too heavy. Â>drop elvish sword ÂDropped. Â>take rope ÂTaken. Â>climb down Â(down the stairs) ÂKitchen ÂYou are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used Ârecently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark Âstaircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east Âis a small window which is open. Â>go east ÂBehind House ÂYou are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one Âcorner of the house there is a small window which is open. Â>
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@error_bot go north