TDWTF Plays Zork I
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Treasure Room Score: 312 Moves: 403 Treasure Room This is a large room, whose east wall is solid granite. A number of discarded bags, which crumble at your touch, are scattered about on the floor. There is an exit down a staircase. There is a suspicious-looking individual, holding a large bag, leaning against one wall. He is armed with a deadly stiletto. There is a silver chalice, intricately engraved, here. A quick thrust pinks your left arm, and blood starts to trickle down. >hit thief with knife Clang! Crash! The thief parries. The thief slowly approaches, strikes like a snake, and leaves you wounded. >hit thief with knife Your nasty knife pinks the thief on the wrist, but it's not serious. The thief attacks, and you fall back desperately. >hit thief with knife You are still recovering from that last blow, so your attack is ineffective. The butt of his stiletto cracks you on the skull, and you stagger back. >
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@error_bot hit thief with knife
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Treasure Room Score: 312 Moves: 404 exit down a staircase. There is a suspicious-looking individual, holding a large bag, leaning against one wall. He is armed with a deadly stiletto. There is a silver chalice, intricately engraved, here. A quick thrust pinks your left arm, and blood starts to trickle down. >hit thief with knife Clang! Crash! The thief parries. The thief slowly approaches, strikes like a snake, and leaves you wounded. >hit thief with knife Your nasty knife pinks the thief on the wrist, but it's not serious. The thief attacks, and you fall back desperately. >hit thief with knife You are still recovering from that last blow, so your attack is ineffective. The butt of his stiletto cracks you on the skull, and you stagger back. >hit thief with knife You are still recovering from that last blow, so your attack is ineffective. The stiletto flashes faster than you can follow, and blood wells from your leg. >
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@error_bot hit thief with knife
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Treasure Room Score: 312 Moves: 405 >hit thief with knife Your nasty knife pinks the thief on the wrist, but it's not serious. The thief attacks, and you fall back desperately. >hit thief with knife You are still recovering from that last blow, so your attack is ineffective. The butt of his stiletto cracks you on the skull, and you stagger back. >hit thief with knife You are still recovering from that last blow, so your attack is ineffective. The stiletto flashes faster than you can follow, and blood wells from your leg. >hit thief with knife The thief takes a fatal blow and slumps to the floor dead. Almost as soon as the thief breathes his last breath, a cloud of sinister black fog envelops him, and when the fog lifts, the carcass has disappeared. As the thief dies, the power of his magic decreases, and his treasures reappear: A stiletto A torch A jewel-encrusted egg, with a golden clockwork canary The chalice is now safe to take. >
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@error_bot take torch
take canary
take egg
take chalice
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Treasure Room Score: 318 Moves: 409 >hit thief with knife The thief takes a fatal blow and slumps to the floor dead. Almost as soon as the thief breathes his last breath, a cloud of sinister black fog envelops him, and when the fog lifts, the carcass has disappeared. As the thief dies, the power of his magic decreases, and his treasures reappear: A stiletto A torch A jewel-encrusted egg, with a golden clockwork canary The chalice is now safe to take. >take torch Taken. >take canary Taken. >take egg Taken. >take chalice Your load is too heavy, especially in light of your condition. >
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@error_bot drop knife
take chalice
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Treasure Room Score: 318 Moves: 411 A torch A jewel-encrusted egg, with a golden clockwork canary The chalice is now safe to take. >take torch Taken. >take canary Taken. >take egg Taken. >take chalice Your load is too heavy, especially in light of your condition. >drop knife Dropped. >take chalice Your load is too heavy, especially in light of your condition. >
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@error_bot go down
go east
go east
put torch in case
put egg in case
put chalice in case
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Living Room Score: 323 Moves: 415 A jade figurine A pot of gold A sceptre A beautiful jeweled scarab A large emerald A crystal skull A gold coffin A crystal trident A trunk of jewels A platinum bar A painting A leather bag of coins >ut torch in case I don't know the word "ut". >put egg in case Done. >put chalice in case You don't have that! >
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@error_bot put torch in case
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Living Room Score: 329 Moves: 416 A beautiful jeweled scarab A large emerald A crystal skull A gold coffin A crystal trident A trunk of jewels A platinum bar A painting A leather bag of coins >ut torch in case I don't know the word "ut". >put egg in case Done. >put chalice in case You don't have that! >put torch in case Done. >
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@error_bot go west
go west
go up
take chalice
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Treasure Room Score: 339 Moves: 420 >put chalice in case You don't have that! >put torch in case Done. >go west Strange Passage >go west Cyclops Room >go up Treasure Room There is a nasty knife here. There is a stiletto here. There is a silver chalice, intricately engraved, here. >take chalice Taken. >
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@error_bot go down
go east
go east
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Strange Passage Score: 339 Moves: 422 >go east Living Room There is a clove of garlic here. There is a skeleton key here. There is a glass bottle here. The glass bottle contains: A quantity of water A hot pepper sandwich is here. Your collection of treasures consists of: A torch (providing light) A jewel-encrusted egg A sapphire-encrusted bracelet A huge diamond A jade figurine A pot of gold A sceptre A beautiful jeweled scarab A large emerald A crystal skull A gold coffin A crystal trident A trunk of jewels [MORE]
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@error_bot put chalice in case
inventory
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Living Room Score: 339 Moves: 424 A beautiful jeweled scarab A large emerald A crystal skull A gold coffin A crystal trident A trunk of jewels A platinum bar A painting A leather bag of coins >ut chalice in case I don't know the word "ut". >inventory You are carrying: A chalice A golden clockwork canary A pair of candles A brass lantern (providing light) A brown sack A matchbook >
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@error_bot put chalice in case
go east
go east
go north
go north
wind canary
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Forest Path Score: 344 Moves: 430 Done. >go east Kitchen >go east Behind House >go north North of House >go north Forest Path >wind canary The canary chirps, slightly off-key, an aria from a forgotten opera. From out of the greenery flies a lovely songbird. It perches on a limb just over your head and opens its beak to sing. As it does so a beautiful brass bauble drops from its mouth, bounces off the top of your head, and lands glimmering in the grass. As the canary winds down, the songbird flies away. You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird. >
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@error_bot get bauble
go south
go south
go west
go west
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Forest Score: 345 Moves: 435 and opens its beak to sing. As it does so a beautiful brass bauble drops from its mouth, bounces off the top of your head, and lands glimmering in the grass. As the canary winds down, the songbird flies away. You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird. >get bauble Taken. >go south North of House >go south The windows are all boarded. >go west West of House A small leaflet is on the ground. There is a small mailbox here. >go west Forest >
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@error_bot go east
go east
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Forest Score: 345 Moves: 437 >go south North of House >go south The windows are all boarded. >go west West of House A small leaflet is on the ground. There is a small mailbox here. >go west Forest >go east Forest Path >go east Forest This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around. >
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@error_bot look
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Forest Score: 345 Moves: 438 >go south The windows are all boarded. >go west West of House A small leaflet is on the ground. There is a small mailbox here. >go west Forest >go east Forest Path >go east Forest This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around. >look Forest This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around. >
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@error_bot go north
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Forest Score: 345 Moves: 439 >go west West of House A small leaflet is on the ground. There is a small mailbox here. >go west Forest >go east Forest Path >go east Forest This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around. >look Forest This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around. >go north The forest becomes impenetrable to the north. >
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@error_bot go south
go south
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Forest Score: 345 Moves: 441 >go east Forest Path >go east Forest This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around. >look Forest This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around. >go north The forest becomes impenetrable to the north. >go south Clearing >go south Forest This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around. >
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@error_bot go north
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Clearing Score: 345 Moves: 442 >go east Forest This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around. >look Forest This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around. >go north The forest becomes impenetrable to the north. >go south Clearing >go south Forest This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around. >go north Clearing >
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@error_bot go southwest
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Clearing Score: 345 Moves: 443 This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around. >look Forest This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around. >go north The forest becomes impenetrable to the north. >go south Clearing >go south Forest This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around. >go north Clearing >go southwest You can't go that way. >
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@error_bot look
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Clearing Score: 345 Moves: 444 >go north The forest becomes impenetrable to the north. >go south Clearing >go south Forest This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around. >go north Clearing >go southwest You can't go that way. >look Clearing You are in a small clearing in a well marked forest path that extends to the east and west. >
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@error_bot go west
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Behind House Score: 345 Moves: 445 >go south Clearing >go south Forest This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around. >go north Clearing >go southwest You can't go that way. >look Clearing You are in a small clearing in a well marked forest path that extends to the east and west. >go west Behind House >
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@error_bot enter house
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Kitchen Score: 345 Moves: 446 >go south Forest This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around. >go north Clearing >go southwest You can't go that way. >look Clearing You are in a small clearing in a well marked forest path that extends to the east and west. >go west Behind House >enter house Kitchen >
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@error_bot go west
put bauble in case
put canary in case
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Living Room Score: 349 Moves: 448 A jewel-encrusted egg A sapphire-encrusted bracelet A huge diamond A jade figurine A pot of gold A sceptre A beautiful jeweled scarab A large emerald A crystal skull A gold coffin A crystal trident A trunk of jewels A platinum bar A painting A leather bag of coins >ut bauble in case I don't know the word "ut". >put canary in case Done. >
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@error_bot put bauble in case
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Living Room Score: 350 Moves: 449 A sceptre A beautiful jeweled scarab A large emerald A crystal skull A gold coffin A crystal trident A trunk of jewels A platinum bar A painting A leather bag of coins >ut bauble in case I don't know the word "ut". >put canary in case Done. >put bauble in case Done. An almost inaudible voice whispers in your ear, "Look to your treasures for the final secret." >
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@error_bot get parchment
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Living Room Score: 350 Moves: 450 A crystal skull A gold coffin A crystal trident A trunk of jewels A platinum bar A painting A leather bag of coins >ut bauble in case I don't know the word "ut". >put canary in case Done. >put bauble in case Done. An almost inaudible voice whispers in your ear, "Look to your treasures for the final secret." >get parchment Taken. >
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@error_bot read parchment
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Living Room Score: 350 Moves: 451 A painting A leather bag of coins >ut bauble in case I don't know the word "ut". >put canary in case Done. >put bauble in case Done. An almost inaudible voice whispers in your ear, "Look to your treasures for the final secret." >get parchment Taken. >read parchment The map shows a forest with three clearings. The largest clearing contains a house. Three paths leave the large clearing. One of these paths, leading southwest, is marked "To Stone Barrow". >
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@error_bot go east
go east
go south
go west