TDWTF Plays Zork I
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verbose
Maximum verbosity.
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@error_bot look
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look
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West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front
door.
There is a small mailbox here.
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@error_bot put dick in mailbox
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put dick in mailbox
I don't know the word "dick".
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@error_bot open mailbox
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open mailbox
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Opening the small mailbox reveals a leaflet.
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@error_bot burn leaflet
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burn leaflet
What do you want to burn the leaflet with?
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@error_bot inventory
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inventory
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You are empty-handed.
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@error_bot read leaflet
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read leaflet
4
(Taken)
"WELCOME TO ZORK!
ZORK is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. In it you will explore
some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals. No computer should be
without one!"
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@error_bot jump
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jump
5
Very good. Now you can go to the second grade.
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@error_bot take mailbox
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take mailbox
6
It is securely anchored.
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@error_bot exercise
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exercise
I don't know the word "exercise".
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@error_bot scream
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scream
7
Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!
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@error_bot go east
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go east
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The door is boarded and you can't remove the boards.
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@error_bot look
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look
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West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front
door.
There is a small mailbox here.
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@error_bot eat mailbox
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eat mailbox
10
I don't think that the small mailbox would agree with you.
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@error_bot enter house
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enter house
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I can't see how to get in from here.
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@error_bot try harder
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try harder
I don't know the word "try".
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@error_bot hit self with hand
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hit self with hand
2
Suicide is not the answer.
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@error_bot go notrh
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go notrh
I don't know the word "notrh".
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@error_bot go north
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go north
North of House3
North of House
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all
the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.
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@error_bot go North
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go North
Forest Path 4
Forest Path
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south
here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of
the path.
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@error_bot climb tree
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climb tree
Up a Tree 5
Up a Tree
You are about 10 feet above the ground nestled among some large branches. The
nearest branch above you is above your reach.
Beside you on the branch is a small bird's nest.
In the bird's nest is a large egg encrusted with precious jewels, apparently
scavenged by a childless songbird. The egg is covered with fine gold inlay, and
ornamented in lapis lazuli and mother-of-pearl. Unlike most eggs, this one is
hinged and closed with a delicate looking clasp. The egg appears extremely
fragile.
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@error_bot take egg
Take best
Up
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take egg
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Taken.
You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.
>Take best
I don't know the word "best".
>Up
7
You cannot climb any higher.
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@error_bot take nest
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take nest
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Taken.
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@error_bot open egg
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open egg
9
You have neither the tools nor the expertise.
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ITYM 503 OK.
I don't know the word "itym".
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scream
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Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!
>7
There was no verb in that sentence!
>Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!
I don't know the word "aaaarrrrgggghhhh!".
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I don't know the word ">".
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