TDWTF Plays Zork I
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@error_bot
drop axe
pick up tube
fix leak with gunk
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drop axe
Dropped.
The water level here is now up to your chest.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 246 >pick up tube
Taken.
The water level here is now up to your neck.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 247 >fix leak with gunk
You can't see any gunk here!
The water level here is now up to your neck.
I'm afraid you have done drowned yourself.**** You have died ****
Now, let's take a look here... Well, you probably deserve another chance. I
can't quite fix you up completely, but you can't have everything.Forest
This is a forest, with trees in all directions. To the east, there appears to
be sunlight.Forest Score: 44 Moves: 248 >
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@error_bot restore
testing
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restore
Insert save disk then enter file name.
(Default is C:autoexec.what): testing
Ok.Dam Score: 54 Moves: 188 >
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This thread may quickly rise to the size of the likes thread if we're smart enough...
Speaking of, anyone still have the userscript so we can
friendlify @error_bot bot ?attackabuse
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This thread may quickly rise to the size of the likes thread if we're smart e
I don't know the word "this".Dam Score: 54 Moves: 188 >Speaking of, anyone still have the userscript so we can attackabusefriendlify
I don't know the word "speaking".Dam Score: 54 Moves: 188 >
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LOOK THREAD
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@error_bot u
n
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u
You can't go that way.Dam Score: 54 Moves: 189 >n
Dam Lobby
This room appears to have been the waiting room for groups touring the dam.
There are open doorways here to the north and east marked "Private", and there
is a path leading south over the top of the dam.
Some guidebooks entitled "Flood Control Dam #3" are on the reception desk.
There is a matchbook whose cover says "Visit Beautiful FCD#3" here.Dam Lobby Score: 54 Moves: 190 >
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@error_bot transcript on
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transcript on
I don't know the word "transcript".Dam Lobby Score: 54 Moves: 190 >
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Rude!
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@error_bot damn this dam
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damn this dam
I don't know the word "this".Dam Lobby Score: 54 Moves: 190 >
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@error_bot drop egg
take matchbook
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drop egg
Dropped.Dam Lobby Score: 54 Moves: 191 >take matchbook
Taken.Dam Lobby Score: 54 Moves: 192 >
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@error_bot n
drop canary
take tube
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Maintenance Room
This is what appears to have been the maintenance room for Flood Control Dam
#3. Apparently, this room has been ransacked recently, for most of the
valuable equipment is gone. On the wall in front of you is a group of buttons
colored blue, yellow, brown, and red. There are doorways to the west and south.
There is a group of tool chests here.
There is a wrench here.
There is an object which looks like a tube of toothpaste here.
There is a screwdriver here.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 193 >drop canary
Dropped.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 194 >take tube
Taken.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 195 >
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@error_bot fix leak with tube
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fix leak with tube
You can't see any leak here!Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 196 >
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@error_bot examine tube
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examine tube
---> Frobozz Magic Gunk Company <---
All-Purpose GunkMaintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 197 >
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@error_bot press blue button
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press blue button
There is a rumbling sound and a stream of water appears to burst from the east
wall of the room (apparently, a leak has occurred in a pipe).
The water level here is now up to your ankles.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 198 >
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@error_bot fix leak with tube
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fix leak with tube
With a tube?
The water level here is now up to your shin.
Someone carrying a large bag is casually leaning against one of the walls
here. He does not speak, but it is clear from his aspect that the bag will be
taken only over his dead body.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 199 >
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@error_bot press blue button
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press blue button
The blue button appears to be jammed.
The water level here is now up to your shin.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 200 >
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@error_bot look
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look
Maintenance Room
This is what appears to have been the maintenance room for Flood Control Dam
#3. Apparently, this room has been ransacked recently, for most of the
valuable equipment is gone. On the wall in front of you is a group of buttons
colored blue, yellow, brown, and red. There are doorways to the west and south.
There is a suspicious-looking individual, holding a large bag, leaning against
one wall. He is armed with a deadly stiletto.
There is a broken clockwork canary here.
There is a group of tool chests here.
There is a wrench here.
There is a screwdriver here.
The water level here is now up to your knees.
The thief just left, still carrying his large bag. You may not have noticed
that he robbed you blind first.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 201 >
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We got robbed. While drowning.
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@error the egg and this thief are related
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@error_bot follow thief
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follow thief
You can't see any thief here!
The water level here is now up to your knees.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 202 >
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@error_bot examine leak
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examine leak
There's nothing special about the leak.
The water level here is now up to your hips.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 203 >
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@error_bot save
drowning
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@error_bot fix leak with gunk
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fix leak with gunk
You can't see any gunk here!
The water level here is now up to your hips.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 204 >
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@error_bot save
drowning
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@clippy come on stupid bot, do it
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@error_bot save
drowning
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@clippy I think it might be getting jellypotato because I'm trying to sign in a second instance. socket.io doesn't seem great about notifying all sessions about all events.
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@error_bot Do you hate clippy?
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@error_bot Did you died?
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@error Looks like you're drowning. Would you like help?
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It's the jankiest code; I'm surprised it lasted this long.
I won't be able to look at the problem until I get home in a few hours. It's probably something stupid, like it got a message in an unexpected format. Because the API contract for NodeBB is "I shit out the record from Mongo exactly as it is, and schemas are for wusses."
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@error is there any android version of zork or something? now I want to keep playing :P
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@error A php interface to zork would be faster, you could host it in somewhere like openshift
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@clippy Error_bot is hosted on my home PC right now. So it could just as easily be an Internet or power outage for all I know.