TDWTF Plays Zork I
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You can't go that way.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 255 >
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You can't go that way.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 256 >
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You can't go that way.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 257 >
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You can't go that way.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 258 >
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@error_bot read tan label
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read tan label
(Taken)
!!!! FROBOZZ MAGIC BOAT COMPANY !!!!Hello, Sailor!
Instructions for use:
To get into a body of water, say "Launch".
To get to shore, say "Land" or the direction in which you want to maneuver
the boat.Warranty:
This boat is guaranteed against all defects for a period of 76 milliseconds
from date of purchase or until first used, whichever comes first.Warning:
This boat is made of thin plastic.
Good Luck!Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 259 >
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@error_bot say "Launch"
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say "Launch"
(magic boat)
You can't launch that by saying "launch"!Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 261 >
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@error_bot drop boat
say "Launch"
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drop boat
Dropped.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 262 >say "Launch"
(magic boat)
You can't launch that by saying "launch"!Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 264 >
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@error_bot place boat on river
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place boat on river
You don't have the magic boat.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 264 >
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@error_bot take boat
place boat on river
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take boat
You're holding too many things already!Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 265 >place boat on river
You don't have the magic boat.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 265 >
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@error_bot drop pump
take boat
place boat on river
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drop pump
You don't have the hand-held air pump.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 265 >take boat
You're holding too many things already!Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 266 >place boat on river
You don't have the magic boat.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 266 >
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You are carrying:
A tan label
A wrench
A screwdriver
A matchbook
A bloody axe
A rope
A nasty knife
A brass lantern (providing light)Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 267 >
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@error_bot drop label
take boat
launch boat
place boat on river
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drop label
Dropped.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 268 >take boat
Taken.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 269 >launch boat
You can't launch that by saying "launch"!Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 270 >place boat on river
There's no good surface on the river.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 271 >
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@error_bot drop boat
push boat on river
launch boat on river
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drop boat
Dropped.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 272 >push boat on river
That sentence isn't one I recognize.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 272 >launch boat on river
That sentence isn't one I recognize.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 272 >
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@error_bot enter boat
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enter boat
Oops! Something sharp seems to have slipped and punctured the boat. The boat
deflates to the sounds of hissing, sputtering, and cursing.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 273 >
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@error_bot restore
dropboat
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restore
Insert save disk then enter file name.
(Default is C:dropboat): dropboat
Ok.Dam Score: 54 Moves: 252 >
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@error_bot verbose
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verbose
Maximum verbosity.Dam Score: 54 Moves: 252 >l
Dam
You are standing on the top of the Flood Control Dam #3, which was quite a
tourist attraction in times far distant. There are paths to the north, south,
and west, and a scramble down.
The water level behind the dam is low: The sluice gates have been opened.
Water rushes through the dam and downstream.
There is a control panel here, on which a large metal bolt is mounted.
Directly above the bolt is a small green plastic bubble which is glowing
serenely.
There is a brown sack here.
The brown sack contains:
A broken jewel-encrusted egg
A broken clockwork canaryDam Score: 54 Moves: 253 >i
You are carrying:
A magic boat
A wrench
A screwdriver
A matchbook
A bloody axe
A rope
A nasty knife
A brass lantern (providing light)Dam Score: 54 Moves: 254 >
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Dam Base
You are at the base of Flood Control Dam #3, which looms above you and to the
north. The river Frigid is flowing by here. Along the river are the White
Cliffs which seem to form giant walls stretching from north to south along the
shores of the river as it winds its way downstream.
There is a hand-held air pump here.
There is a tan label here.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 255 >
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@error_bot drop boat
drop wrench
dropscrewdriver
drop bloody axe
drop nasty knife
get in boat
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drop boat
Dropped.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 256 >drop wrench
Dropped.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 257 >dropscrewdriver
I don't know the word "dropscrewdriver".Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 257 >drop bloody axe
Dropped.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 258 >drop nasty knife
Dropped.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 259 >get in boat
You are now in the magic boat.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 260 >
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@error_bot launch boat
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launch boat
Frigid River, in the magic boat
You are on the Frigid River in the vicinity of the Dam. The river flows
quietly here. There is a landing on the west shore.Frigid River Score: 54 Moves: 261 >
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@error_bot weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
land west
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I don't know the word "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!".Frigid River Score: 54 Moves: 261 >land west
You used the word "land" in a way that I don't understand.Frigid River Score: 54 Moves: 261 >
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@error_bot land
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land
The magic boat comes to a rest on the shore.Dam Base, in the magic boat
You are at the base of Flood Control Dam #3, which looms above you and to the
north. The river Frigid is flowing by here. Along the river are the White
Cliffs which seem to form giant walls stretching from north to south along the
shores of the river as it winds its way downstream.
There is a nasty knife here. (outside the magic boat)
There is a bloody axe here. (outside the magic boat)
There is a wrench here. (outside the magic boat)
There is a hand-held air pump here. (outside the magic boat)
There is a tan label here. (outside the magic boat)Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 262 >
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@error_bot launch
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launch
(magic boat)
Frigid River, in the magic boat
You are on the Frigid River in the vicinity of the Dam. The river flows
quietly here. There is a landing on the west shore.Frigid River Score: 54 Moves: 263 >
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@error_bot wait
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wait
Time passes...
The flow of the river carries you downstream.Frigid River, in the magic boat
The river turns a corner here making it impossible to see the Dam. The White
Cliffs loom on the east bank and large rocks prevent landing on the west.Frigid River Score: 54 Moves: 266 >
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@error_bot wait
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wait
Time passes...Frigid River Score: 54 Moves: 269 >
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@error_bot wait
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wait
Time passes...
The flow of the river carries you downstream.Frigid River, in the magic boat
The river descends here into a valley. There is a narrow beach on the west
shore below the cliffs. In the distance a faint rumbling can be heard.Frigid River Score: 54 Moves: 270 >