:wtf: How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread)
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@loopback0 said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
TL;DR - use Discourse Jeff's way or not at all. Clear winner.
This is fucking classic. But I fear you missed the best one:
All the user examples support my argument, those posted here and in the other closed topic:
EVERYONE THINKS YOU ARE AN IDIOT IN THIS THREAD INCLUDING YOUR RIGHT HAND DUDE. NO ONE LIKES THIS USER HOSTILE FEATURE THAT YOU THINK SHOULD BE USED TO FLOG PEOPLE TO THE POINT WHERE THEY READ THE WHOLE THREAD BEFORE REPLYING.
I'm sure if I still used discourse (or any other equally hostile forum software) I'd make it a habit to open a new tab every time I replied and then close the reply tab when I was done and continue reading. Its far less disruptive than having to navigate back or use some special button.
Good lord, I'm so glad we got away from these retards.
Heh, this guy needs to talk to :
...Discourse is usually hell bent on destroying my precious read position and getting me to the bottom of the thread...
...
I already have a dedicated tab open for the QT3 Star Trek watching thread because Discourse mangled my read position 3 with its search results. (ps I purposefully linked to the end there to mess with your read markers in that thread) Perhaps I should keep a physically notebook open by my desk and write down all of my read markers for all important threads, just on the (likely) chance that Discourse blows them away?
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@loopback0 said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
we ran into a technical limitation where we send down a list of all the post IDs in the topic when you enter the topic
So maybe don't do that?
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@HardwareGeek said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
@loopback0 said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
we ran into a technical limitation where we send down a list of all the post IDs in the topic when you enter the topic
So maybe don't do that?
We need a post number CDN!
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@boomzilla said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
this guy
Sorry, no longer welcome here!
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said in meta:
These should be in Discord or Slack, not Discourse. Thereβs your problem right there.
Every forum should be something other than Discourse. Just some of them haven't realized it yet.
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@error said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
@HardwareGeek said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
@loopback0 said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
we ran into a technical limitation where we send down a list of all the post IDs in the topic when you enter the topic
So maybe don't do that?
We need a post number CDN!
YOU GET A CDN!
AND YOU GET A CDN!
AND YOU GET A CDN!
EVERYONE GETS A CDN!
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@Vixen With so many CDNs around, soon we will need some sort of network to distribute them all.
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@Zecc said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
@Vixen With so many CDNs around, soon we will need some sort of network to distribute them all.
...... A CDN CDN?
@error_bot giphy inception we need to go deeper
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@error_bot said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
........ what?
just......... how the hell did you get that from my query?!
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@Vixen said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
@error_bot said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
........ what?
just......... how the hell did you get that from my query?!
Top result. Not my fault.
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Try this one
@error_bot gif inception deeper
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Giphy said in https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-crazy-out-l3nSFXpI4HhK4zJtu :
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@error_bot said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
Giphy said in https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-crazy-out-l3nSFXpI4HhK4zJtu :
Well, there goes my day.
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@hungrier said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
Try this one
@error_bot gif inception deeper
uhh........ i don't think that worked either.....
it's closer..... but.... yeah.....
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@error said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
@Vixen said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
@error_bot said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
........ what?
just......... how the hell did you get that from my query?!
Top result. Not my fault.
I added a bunch of parameters to giphy module:
@error_bot gif inception offset:2 limit:5 rendition:original lang:en rating:pg-13 --shuffle
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Giphy said in https://giphy.com/gifs/inception-movie-spinner-aImJnc9F8Omzu :
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@error_bot gif uwu offset:0 limit:50 rendition:original lang:en rating:pg-13 --shuffle
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@Vixen said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
@error_bot gif uwu offset:0 limit:50 rendition:original lang:en rating:pg-13 --shuffle
@error your @error_bot has insufficient error reporting.
and documentation......
either that or I broke it again.
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@Vixen @error_bot gif why not both rendition:spooky rating:r
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@error_bot giphy too spooky
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@error_bot gif anything
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@hungrier said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
@error_bot gif anything
i think it's broken until @error un-lubars it.
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@Vixen said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
@Vixen said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
@error_bot gif uwu offset:0 limit:50 rendition:original lang:en rating:pg-13 --shuffle
@error your @error_bot has insufficient error reporting.
and documentation......
either that or I broke it again.
Limit 50 was out of range (1-15)... It all gets logged to console and filesystem.
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@error said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
documentation
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@error_bot uptime
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I have been alive for <time dateTime="PT117H3M9.391S">4 days, 21 hours, 3 minutes, 9 seconds</time>.
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I'll see what I fucked up in the gif module when I get home.
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@error_bot reload giphy
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@error_bot gif test
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Giphy said in https://giphy.com/gifs/test-gw3IWyGkC0rsazTi :
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Fixed, from my phone!
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@Vixen said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
@error_bot gif uwu offset:0 limit:50 rendition:original lang:en rating:pg-13 --shuffle
@error_bot gif uwu offset:1 limit:15 rendition:original lang:en rating:pg-13 --shuffle
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This post is deleted!
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@Vixen said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
@Vixen said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
@error_bot gif uwu offset:0 limit:50 rendition:original lang:en rating:pg-13 --shuffle
@error_bot gif uwu offset:1 limit:15 rendition:original lang:en rating:pg-13 --shuffle
@error_bot gif uwu
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@Vixen said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
@Vixen said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
@Vixen said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
@error_bot gif uwu offset:0 limit:50 rendition:original lang:en rating:pg-13 --shuffle
@error_bot gif uwu offset:1 limit:15 rendition:original lang:en rating:pg-13 --shuffle
@error_bot gif uwu
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@Vixen said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
@Vixen said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
@Vixen said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
@error_bot gif uwu offset:0 limit:50 rendition:original lang:en rating:pg-13 --shuffle
@error_bot gif uwu offset:1 limit:15 rendition:original lang:en rating:pg-13 --shuffle
@error_bot gif uwu
..... okay. that's three times in a row i fucked up trying to invoke that.......
imma just give up here.......
@error_bot gif uwu
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@Vixen said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
...... A CDN CDN?
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(function() { function color () { return Math.floor(16777216+Math.random()*16777216).toString(16).substring(1,7); } var txt = document.querySelector('textarea.write'); txt.value = txt.value.replace(/./g, function(char) { return '<img src="https://avatars.discourse.org/v4/letter/' + encodeURIComponent(char) + '/' + color() + '/24.png" />'; }); })();
... huh. the CDN doesn't handle
'
or!
... does it handle unicode?it does.... poo.
hmm..... i'll need to experiment to figure out a way to fix this.....
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@Vixen said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
(function() { function color () { return Math.floor(16777216+Math.random()*16777216).toString(16).substring(1,7); } var txt = document.querySelector('textarea.write'); txt.value = txt.value.replace(/./g, function(char) { return '<img src="https://avatars.discourse.org/v4/letter/' + encodeURIComponent(char) + '/' + color() + '/24.png" />'; }); })();
... huh. the CDN doesn't handle
'
or!
... does it handle unicode?it does.... poo.
hmm..... i'll need to experiment to figure out a way to fix this.....
Does this need to be an error bot command?
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@error said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
Does this need to be an error bot command?
Probably not.
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@Vixen are those created on demand?
Filed under: we need a new
tag cloudletter CDN attack
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@topspin said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
@Vixen are those created on demand?
they appear to be given i'm randomizing the colors....
@loopback0 said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
Probably not.
when has that stopped @error before?
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@Vixen said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
@Vixen said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
@Vixen said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
@Vixen said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
@error_bot gif uwu offset:0 limit:50 rendition:original lang:en rating:pg-13 --shuffle
@error_bot gif uwu offset:1 limit:15 rendition:original lang:en rating:pg-13 --shuffle
@error_bot gif uwu
..... okay. that's three times in a row i fucked up trying to invoke that.......
imma just give up here.......
@error_bot gif uwu
2019-12-02T11:50:13.216 ERROR modules/command-parser C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\dist\webpack:\src\modules\command-parser.tsx:588 Error: gif uwu offset:0 limit:50 rendition:original lang:en rating:pg-13 --shuffle: Validation failed for parameter limit at parseCommand (C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\dist\webpack:\src\modules\command-parser.tsx:445:13) at runMicrotasks (<anonymous>) at processTicksAndRejections (internal/process/task_queues.js:93:5) at SafeSubscriber._next (C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\dist\webpack:\src\modules\command-parser.tsx:584:20) 2019-12-02T11:50:13.217 ERROR command C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\dist\webpack:\src\command.ts:34 Error: gif uwu offset:0 limit:50 rendition:original lang:en rating:pg-13 --shuffle: Validation failed for parameter limit at parseCommand (C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\dist\webpack:\src\modules\command-parser.tsx:445:13) at runMicrotasks (<anonymous>) at processTicksAndRejections (internal/process/task_queues.js:93:5) at SafeSubscriber._next (C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\dist\webpack:\src\modules\command-parser.tsx:584:20) 2019-12-02T12:44:59.388 FATAL process C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\dist\webpack:\src\bootstrap.ts:140 uncaughtException [ TypeError: Cannot read property 'webp' of undefined at Giphy.render (C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\dist\webpack:\src\modules\giphy.tsx:31:21) at processChild (C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\node_modules\react-dom\cjs\react-dom-server.node.development.js:3293:18) at resolve (C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\node_modules\react-dom\cjs\react-dom-server.node.development.js:3124:5) at ReactDOMServerRenderer.render (C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\node_modules\react-dom\cjs\react-dom-server.node.development.js:3598:22) at ReactDOMServerRenderer.read (C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\node_modules\react-dom\cjs\react-dom-server.node.development.js:3536:29) at renderToStaticMarkup (C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\node_modules\react-dom\cjs\react-dom-server.node.development.js:4261:27) at MergeMapSubscriber.project (C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\dist\webpack:\src\modules\giphy.tsx:166:20) at runMicrotasks (<anonymous>) at processTicksAndRejections (internal/process/task_queues.js:93:5), 'uncaughtException' ] 2019-12-02T12:44:59.389 FATAL process C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\dist\webpack:\src\bootstrap.ts:140 uncaughtException [ TypeError: Cannot read property 'webp' of undefined at Giphy.render (C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\dist\webpack:\src\modules\giphy.tsx:31:21) at processChild (C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\node_modules\react-dom\cjs\react-dom-server.node.development.js:3293:18) at resolve (C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\node_modules\react-dom\cjs\react-dom-server.node.development.js:3124:5) at ReactDOMServerRenderer.render (C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\node_modules\react-dom\cjs\react-dom-server.node.development.js:3598:22) at ReactDOMServerRenderer.read (C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\node_modules\react-dom\cjs\react-dom-server.node.development.js:3536:29) at renderToStaticMarkup (C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\node_modules\react-dom\cjs\react-dom-server.node.development.js:4261:27) at MergeMapSubscriber.project (C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\dist\webpack:\src\modules\giphy.tsx:166:20) at runMicrotasks (<anonymous>) at processTicksAndRejections (internal/process/task_queues.js:93:5), 'uncaughtException' ] 2019-12-02T13:26:15.535 ERROR modules/command-parser C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\dist\webpack:\src\modules\command-parser.tsx:588 Error: gif uwu offset:1 limit:15 rendition:original lang:en rating:pg-13 --shuffle: Validation failed for parameter limit at parseCommand (C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\dist\webpack:\src\modules\command-parser.tsx:445:13) at runMicrotasks (<anonymous>) at processTicksAndRejections (internal/process/task_queues.js:93:5) at SafeSubscriber._next (C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\dist\webpack:\src\modules\command-parser.tsx:584:20) 2019-12-02T13:26:15.539 ERROR command C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\dist\webpack:\src\command.ts:34 Error: gif uwu offset:1 limit:15 rendition:original lang:en rating:pg-13 --shuffle: Validation failed for parameter limit at parseCommand (C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\dist\webpack:\src\modules\command-parser.tsx:445:13) at runMicrotasks (<anonymous>) at processTicksAndRejections (internal/process/task_queues.js:93:5) at SafeSubscriber._next (C:\Users\error\Documents\src\error-bot\dist\webpack:\src\modules\command-parser.tsx:584:20)
So, I need to check that a given rendition exists, and also I need to add a call to
handleErrors
. Easy.
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As far as printing errors... I can tell you validation failed. Actually formatting what about it was invalid is trickier.
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@error_bot gif uwu --limit 3000
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@error_bot gif uwu --limit:3000
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gif uwu --limit:3000: Validation failed for parameter limit