Discourse is the best thing since sliced bread
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I am not sure how much others consider this phrase ironic, but for me taking it seriously is difficult. I know what passes for bread in England is this foamy stuff, basically toast bread, but all the bread kinds on continent are easy to slice with knife and fresh don't come pre-sliced. And that's without moving a bit further and trying to imagine sliced pita, lavash or chapati.
Filed under: flamebait
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not sure if serious, trolling, or a prototype ELISA spam bot....
but i like it!
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What's not to love in a thread about discourse. XD
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discourse === bread?
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Discodancing bread!
woooooo!
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More like, discourse is to forums what the toastable foam that some places try to pass off as bread is to real bread.
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yeah, but that toastable foam is really awesome. you can toast it, butter the toasted parts, peal them off and eat them, and repeat on the now slightly thinner breadfoam.
if you are careful you can get 7 or 8 cycles out of a single slice!
hmmm.... artery clogging fat.....-gurgle- </homer simpson>
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cvi++
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hmmm.... artery clogging fat.....-gurgle- </homer simpson>
it took me some confusion trying to understand how flatulence could clog arteries before I realised that there was no R in the highlighted word.
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well bubbles of undissolved gas in the blood is not good. You've heard of the bends? They can be fatal and are basically what you thought i said.
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I have, but I wouldn't tend to expect someone to successfully fart into their own bloodstream, so it would be difficult for me to make such a reference.
bleeding into ones fart's however, I am very familiar with.
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... please tell me you see a doctor when that sort of thing happens. We do worry about you you know.
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hmmm.... artery clogging fat.....-gurgle- </homer simpson>
But it is awesome infinity scrolling toastable foam!
I didn't really expect to ever be grossed out in a thread about bread, but the mental image of a slowly scrolling infinite mess of butter-soaked toast surely did that.
Thank you.
Filed under: Not a huge fan of butter-soaked toast
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I have, but I wouldn't tend to expect someone to successfully fart into their own bloodstream, so it would be difficult for me to make such a reference.
bleeding into ones fart's however, I am very familiar with.
wt actual f.
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please tell me you see a doctor when that sort of thing happens.
wt actual f.
You shouldn't worry, its just the body's natural lubricant.
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... /me turns levity down to 0 with a
snap
seriously, see a doctor for that. that's dangerous.
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seriously, see a doctor for that. that's dangerous.
good advice for anyone not being funny on the internet.
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/me turns levity back up to 11 with a
snap-WHIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR
if you say so. party's still on at your place tonight?
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fuck yeah, my throat bruise is pretty much healed so I am GOOD TO GO DEEP
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how many do you think there are?
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I know what passes for bread in England is this foamy stuff, basically toast bread, but all the bread kinds on continent are easy to slice with knife and fresh don't come pre-sliced.
You're just talking about the mass produced supermarket crap, i.e. the stuff I wouldn't touch with a barge pole (although I may be atypical for a Brit).
If you go to a bakery you'll find proper bread that doesn't come pre sliced (unless you ask for it to be). Heck, nowdays even the supermarkets have bakery sections that make decent bread, your mileage will vary with those though...
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Well the other funny bit is that they somehow don't think they're on Europe. "The continent? You mean... the exact same continent you're already standing on?"
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that may be as be but you didn't answer the question.
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What the Fuck kind of bread are you guys eating that's foamy? That sounds disgusting.
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I'm confused, are we talking about Discourse, bread, or severe health problems in the flatulence department?
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all three i think....
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Well, just so we're clear then...I think something in my head segfaulted when I read about farting into one's own bloodstream, sort of a brain BSOD or something. Maybe another cup of coffee will help it reboot.
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note to self: the combination of @algorythmics and @accalia is enough to cause some people's brains to BSOD.
... SEXY AWESOME!
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Strike awesome
Replace with sexy
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and edited, is that better?
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how the hades is that "dash"‽
it looks cool, i'll admit but how does it represent dash?
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its the smoke trail of someone who has just DASHED off to the left.
also, I have been BBSOD people for a long time, sometimes with intense oral pleasurement, sometimes with intense confusion or disgust.
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I think I feel like I'm starting to get affected by it a little ...
As in, it's making my mind act a little weird.
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Well, just so we're clear then...I think something in my head segfaulted when I read about farting into one's own bloodstream, sort of a brain BSOD or something. Maybe another cup of coffee will help it reboot.
No. Don't try to reboot from this. A clean re-install is required.
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Goddamnit. Now even the fucking bread hipsters are here.
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That's better than bread-fucking hipsters.
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I'm not sure they aren't the same thing.
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In @accalia, and/or @algorythmics* are involved a clean reinstall may not be sufficient
*: actually i could probably @mention anyone on this forum without changing the accuracy of that statement
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You could mention me and it only might change the accuracy. I am usually way too clean-cut to require a clean reinstall.
Though certain people have been bringing out the best in me of late.
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bleeding into ones fart's however, I am very familiar with.
I did not want to know this.
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