The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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You should try it in Edge.
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Filed under: Uh oh, @accalia and @RaceProUK had better watch out!
if it's quality control that would be most welcome!
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Uh oh, @accalia and @RaceProUK had better watch out!
There's only one anime I watch, and it's too late for any sort of control to help it...
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'Cause the Borgia pope was the first non-catolic. ...Unless you count St Pete...
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Works for me. FF39
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The Chinese Knockoff Thread is
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I love the fact that we have a thread for that specific purpose!
Filed under: This forum never disappoints
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Looks C# LINQ to me ...
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Look, it's a COME FROM statement. It must be the Mandarin localized version of C-INTERCAL!
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You forgot to add _optout!
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@accalia's in there too.
Oh wait, it's typed correctly.
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Look at this! I found @blakeyrat's business card
[spoiler]
[/spoiler]On second thought it can't be, there's no Linux option.
Filed under: ☑ All of the above
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How green is this lettuce?
From the label I'd suppose #92AF92.
(And I actually found some pixels about that color right right to the label)
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Doesn't look appetising, not that lettuce in any colour does.
Lettuce is low cal food, for low cal people.Filed under: /t/the-bad-jokes-topic/48503
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Lettuce is what food eats.
It's acceptable in BLT or inside a burger.
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Wow, Liz doesn't look so bad despite her ordeal. I hope things will be better for her once she's back at Buckingham Palace.
Filed under: No, wait, I meant Windsor Castle! I think... the palace is mostly ceremonial, right? Dunno, I'm just a dumb 'Merk... wait, Blakey said he'd chaerg me with teason if I said that again.
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Lettuce is low cal food, for low cal people.
Is there a cannibal joke in there? <inb4 whoosh
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Is there a cannibal joke in there?
Depends on your definition of "cannibal", I suppose.
Edit: But who'd eat low cal people anyway if he/she/it wasn't about to starve.
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But who'd eat low cal people anyway
Depends on your definition of "eat", I suppose.
<If it's the urbandictionary one, I prefer low cal people of opposite gender
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the palace is mostly ceremonial, right?
Mostly, yes, but it's a big building. There's personal apartments in there as well, apparently, and lots of offices.
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Edit: But who'd eat low cal people anyway if he/she/it wasn't about to starve.
Some people consider humans and non-human animals to be pretty equivalent.
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Apparently Australia's former (female) Prime Minister gave a speech about misogyny. Feminist group Emily's list made a tea towel with the speech on it.
It's curious symbolism. Why reduce a speech all about female empowerment into a symbol of prosaic domesticity? Does Emily's List have a keen sense of irony?
"No," Lisa Carey, the group's national co-ordinator, told Fairfax Media on Friday.
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Someone near where I live has their SSID set to
Hodor?
Before that, it wasKings-Landing
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http://i.imgur.com/8x6bkoe.gif
No context needed.
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Hodor?
Can names include
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?Edit: turns out it supports ASCII without any limitation as far as I can tell.
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I take it he wasn't a vegan.
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