The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@boomzilla I'll stick with the Dutch pronunciation.
Fittingly, the word means "poison".
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@PleegWat I'm only vaguely familiar with Dutch. Would that be something like "heef"?
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@hungrier I'm not at all familiar with Dutch (and happy to stay that way, TYVM), but that IPA symbol indicates a voiced velar fricative. It's the sound of γ in Modern Greek, and the best way I can describe it is gh in the throat. Kinda like kh, but voiced.
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@HardwareGeek So like "heef" if you're heaving
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Germans are not known for their subtlety but someone's fat shaming game here is both surprisingly subtle and extra German.
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@xaade Very funny. In today they'd barely make a profit with that kind of deal
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The club of countries that was never invaded by the culinarily challenged isles is a more exclusive club than one might expect, so it's not very surprising.
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You’re welcome for the vacation day, folks!
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Agile! Next update will add a sign in English
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek So like "heef" if you're heaving
And when you're heaving? Where will you be?
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@Carnage it would be especially hilarious if that were possible. Considering the left-pad disaster, it would fit the JS ecosystem perfectly.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
See: he did not even think of mentioning New Zealand, the always forgotten country on all maps!
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TFW that is too English for my English. (The sentence, not the joke)
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
TFW that is too English for my English.
What about "them's the break?"
(search for it if you don't know what I'm referring to)
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
TFW that is too English for my English.
What about "them's the breaks?"
(search for it if you don't know what I'm referring to)
FTFY, but you can thank the Americans for that one.
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What about "them's the break?"
I believe it's Merkin Redneckism.
E: What @loopback0 said.
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
(search for it if you don't know what I'm referring to)
Interesting though, I hadn't heard about it.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What about "them's the break?"
I believe it's Merkin Redneckism.
E: What @loopback0 said.
I wouldn't call that redneck. Supposedly it comes from the game of pool (i.e., billiards) regarding the opening shot, called "the break."
ETA: Funny floof!
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
pool (i.e., billiards)
No.
Unfunny ry thread is
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@HardwareGeek that’s self-contradicting. First it explains (correctly) that pool is a type of billiards game, then it says “if it has pockets it’s pool, not billiards”.
“Pool” is short for “pool billiards” and thus obviously a billiards game.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Just as long as you eat entire pies. Don't go about eating half of one since the sin of half a pie is maximal.
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@topspin Now do "football."
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin Now do "football."
Something played with a ball and feet.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin Now do "football."
Something played with a ball and feet.
a foot
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Unfunny ry thread is
This is TDWTF. Unfunny ry thread is every thread.
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
See: he did not even think of mentioning New Zealand, the always forgotten country on all maps!
We don't care about the 1%ers!
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Unfunny ry thread is
This is TDWTF. Unfunny ry thread is every thread.
Every other thread.
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@topspin the only kind of billiards I give a shit about is this kind:
Bar Billiards.
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@Arantor I don’t know what that is, but I’d play it.
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@topspin Definitely part of my misspelt teenage years drinking in pubs while not quite 18…
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@loopback0 I am in this post.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
my misspelt teenage years
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