The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Finland does not have a lot of turkey.
You should try it. Syriasly, it's not very Greecey.
Who are you and how have you stolen this account?
Boomzilla, and by switching alts.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That's not how that works.
It would be like.
I don't care if you sleep with a photo of my wife. I sleep with a pillow with my wife's photo on it.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
some kind of digestive problem such that he cannot eat pork as it would make him very ill.
Is that some new viral disease, escaped from a muslim run bioengineering lab?
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
:flemish_fries:
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@PleegWat
Flemish fries should have stoofvlees sausAdding mayo is acceptable ...
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat
Flemish fries should have stoofvlees sausAdding mayo is acceptable ...
Looks like a fake version of
poutinefry cheese gravy
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
some kind of digestive problem such that he cannot eat pork as it would make him very ill.
Is that some new viral disease, escaped from a muslim run bioengineering lab?
Of course from the Muslims it escaped. Always with the viral engineering they are.
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@hungrier protip, works for booze
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
some kind of digestive problem such that he cannot eat pork as it would make him very ill.
Is that some new viral disease, escaped from a muslim run bioengineering lab?
Of course from the Muslims it escaped. Always with the viral engineering they are.
On the other hand, also Jews dislike pork.
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've been doing the same except didn't replace the content.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat
Flemish fries should have stoofvlees sausThat's one of the cuter words for diarrhea.
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat
Flemish fries should have stoofvlees sausThat's one of the cuter words for diarrhea.
It's close to "stool sauce", that's for sure.
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat
Flemish fries should have stoofvlees sausThat's one of the cuter words for diarrhea.
It's a meat stew, used as sauce on fries. My mum serve us this with (relatively thick) goulash.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat
Flemish fries should have stoofvlees sausThat's one of the cuter words for diarrhea.
It's a meat stew, used as sauce on fries. My mum serve us this with (relatively thick) goulash.
I had this (I think) in Latvia, except they just called it "goulash." Which isn't right. Usually served with a breaded cutlet on top.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Many, many s ago, in the days before self-service, my dad would pull up to the pump and ask the attendant for 5. The attendant would usually ask, "Um, 5 gallons or $5?" My dad would reply, "5 gallons; the tank won't hold $5 worth of gas," which might have been as much as 20 or even 25 gallons at pre-OPEC prices.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat
Flemish fries should have stoofvlees sausThat's one of the cuter words for diarrhea.
It's a meat stew, used as sauce on fries. My mum serve us this with (relatively thick) goulash.
I had this (I think) in Latvia, except they just called it "goulash." Which isn't right. Usually served with a breaded cutlet on top.
Like, meat with more meat?
And people made fun of me putting mayo on eggs...
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat
Flemish fries should have stoofvlees sausThat's one of the cuter words for diarrhea.
It's a meat stew, used as sauce on fries. My mum serve us this with (relatively thick) goulash.
That's what she said.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat
Flemish fries should have stoofvlees sausThat's one of the cuter words for diarrhea.
It's a meat stew, used as sauce on fries. My mum serve us this with (relatively thick) goulash.
I had this (I think) in Latvia, except they just called it "goulash." Which isn't right. Usually served with a breaded cutlet on top.
Like, meat with more meat?
And people made fun of me putting mayo on eggs...
As I recall, it was
- A pork cutlet, breaded and fried
- Covered in a brown gravy that looks like the stuff in the picture. Pretty thick. Don't remember if it had anything in it though.
- On top of french fries of that similar cut.
Pretty good. Much better than the mayo-topped pizza (as in mayo, not tomato sauce) that place also served. It was a little hole-in-the-wall restaurant in Liepaja, Latvia's "downtown" area.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
mayo-topped pizza (as in mayo, not tomato sauce)
Nope You Eat It thread is
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
they just called it "goulash." Which isn't right.
I agree (for once ). Decent establishments are explicitly calling it goulash stew or goulash soup to mean the real(-ish) thing. But in those days - and in plain diners to this day - goulash will be just a thick sauce with pan-fried pieces of beef or pork, and usually nothing else that a proper goulash requires. Stroganoff is also similarly misused.
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@Applied-Mediocrity The goulash in my cook book (and my mom probably uses the same base) only includes 500g of meat, 2 onions, and several tablespoons of tomato puree, plus herbs. Bound with flour.
I don't recall for certain, but I'm pretty sure my mom would add way more vegetables to it. Still bound with flour though, not wet enough that I would really call it soup.
Then again, Dutch pea soup ('snert') is considered a soup but when made properly is thick enough that you can almost stand up a spoon in it.
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@PleegWat Huh. Ok, that is new to me. I had assumed that it was a Soviet misinterpretation, because of the deficit of proper ingredients, and liberal amounts of onions and ground black pepper used to hide that meat was not fresh.
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@DoctorJones Have they ever seen an animal vomit? For example on cats it's fairly easy to observe how they vomit as they do it fairly often. No, they don't do it standing with their head held high.
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DoctorJones Have they ever seen an animal vomit? For example on cats it's fairly easy to observe how they vomit as they do it fairly often. No, they don't do it standing with their head held high.
So all those water fountains where the water is seen coming out of mouths held high and proud are a lie?
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@Tsaukpaetra They are anyway. You wouldn't drink what comes from another living creatures' mouths.
Filed under: usually
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra They are anyway. You wouldn't drink what comes from another living creatures' mouths.
Filed under: usually
Bitch, please!
Filed under: The dog ate it
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@Bulb
what if it goes into a creature?fakedit: never mind my random google picutre of fonske clearly indicates that the water isn't potable ... probably because no student ever tried to drink from it
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
fakedit: never mind my random google picutre of fonske clearly indicates that the water isn't potable ... probably because no student ever tried to drink from it
No-one's tried to connect it to a beer keg?
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@loopback0
would be appropriate since it is the representation of a student filling their head with beer and knowledge
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
fakedit: never mind my random google picutre of fonske clearly indicates that the water isn't potable ... probably because no student ever tried to drink from it
Or because they put the sticker to all fountains that just circulate the same water in a small loop, without any connection to the water mains.
The use of those stickers probably started from someone drinking from a fountain and getting very, very sick though, yes.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0
would be appropriate since it is the representation of a student filling their head with beer and knowledgeYeah. And it's not like Belgian students don't have form for that sort of thing...
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
mayo-topped pizza (as in mayo, not tomato sauce)
Nope You Eat It thread is
I like mayo and I agree with you.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That's not how any of this works.
My cousin actually said this when his sister was giving birth to his first niece.
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DoctorJones Have they ever seen an animal vomit? For example on cats it's fairly easy to observe how they vomit as they do it fairly often. No, they don't do it standing with their head held high.
More interesting would be the muscular force needed for the stomach (say 1000l spherical for simplicity) to generate the roughly 2 bar needed to pump up the puke, pump it up, pump it up.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That's not how any of this works.
My cousin actually said this when his sister was giving birth to his first niece.
At least he wasn't unsure whether he'd be a mother or a father.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Finland does not have a lot of turkey.
You should try it. Syriasly, it's not very Greecey.
Who are you and how have you stolen this account?
I only hate puns when somebody else tells them. I'm certainly capable of coming up with ones of my own that are as bad as any that other people post. I didn't have much time for that one, so I was Russian. Iraqed my brain to think of it, but then Iran with it.
Ok, I'm Finnished now.
Aw! But I was Hungary for more!
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor The one true way to have fries.
Is that...
ice cream?
mayonnaise?Either way, yum!
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor The one true way to have fries.
Is that...
ice cream?
mayonnaise?Either way, yum!
It's pudding.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's pudding.
Good thing those are fries, not fish fingers, because pudding on fish fingers is .
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
a
pillowdakimakura with mywife'swaifu's photo on itFTFWeebs
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