The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Yes. Against American liberals.
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Also, I like to think that at least one, and hopefully more, of those are actually real games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dTcJBM2eEg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbfze5chrwY
Oh, it's real. Very, very real.
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Oh I've played a few of those. We kept meaning to do Robots in the News on them but never got around to it.
Warehouse and Logistics Simulator is my favorite, because it's exactly as boring as the title makes it sound.
There's also Woodcutter Simulator, which, contrary to its name, reduces cutting trees to a single press of left mouse button. Which is a shame, because I've cut trees with a chainsaw before, and it's actually somewhat involved if you want to ensure you aren't killed by the falling tree and it doesn't actually fall on anything important. But no, they made a "walk around a poorly-rendered forest and press LMB occasionally" simulator instead.
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And yet you played it for 31 minutes…
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I did!
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Fun fact: Steam says "1 minutes" if you have played a game for just one minute.
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but did you post it to youtube?
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Fun fact: Steam says "1 minutes" if you have played a game for just one minute.
I imagine that's a case that most people don't worry about; a lot of games have hardly finished loading all their textures in that time…
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We never got around to it as a duo, I guess I could solo let's play it.
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i'd watch it.
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I played Agricultural Simulator 2011 for a good couple of hours, mostly to see how I could break it.
I discovered that the farmhouse is mostly but not entirely back-face culled, the physics engine is wonky as shit (because ramming cars head on at 30mph causes the cars to bounce in interesting, and silent, ways) and the water in the lake is also rather broken - like having a visual effect while you're not in it but being various levels of broken while you're in it.
I could imagine it for an educational environment where you're playing it properly but for any other reason, no.
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Some people's comments can be mildly amusing.
THE DOCUMANT WAS SATISFACTORY. BEEP BLARP ROBOT NOISES.
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THE DOCUMANT WAS SATISFACTORY. BEEP BLARP ROBOT NOISES.
NOW TO VISIT HUMAN WEBSITE DAILYWTF AND ATTEMPT TO UNDERSTAND JOKES THERE BEEP BEEP BEEP
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I like how there were no cashiers.
If I understood correctly, at the end you were furiously hitting Backspace trying to get something funny out of it, but it was rate limited. Is that right?
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Yeah I think it's some kind of "unstuck" command, for like at the beginning of the video when I got stuck against the door. Either it's rate limited, or it depends on the thing being in some specific state, who knows and/or cares.
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Hm, I just realized I used the wrong piano track during the test screen. Oh well. Too minor to bother re-uploading and change the URL.
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That was every bit as awesome as I thought it would be.
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This is the kind of game that I'd play for a few hours if it were free, but it seems to cost 15€ on Steam right now which is just silly.
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Are we doing comics now?
Source. Can't vouch for the quality of other comics over there.
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Whack Thud
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There's a hilarious video of some karate "master" who has a "style" that involves air-punching people. This tool was so convinced what he was doing was real, he accepted a challenge from a real karate master. He started doing his air punches, and the real karate master laid him out with one punch. (Since it was a guy who knew what he was doing, he didn't KO the other one.)
I just saw it again recently but don't have the youtube-fu to find it.
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This is your brain.
This is your brain of frisbee golf.
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There's a hilarious video of some karate "master" who has a "style" that involves air-punching people.
Related:
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- Wat.
- That's basically what I was describing, except imagine the instructor dude was actually trying to hit her.
- Fake seizure guy deserved to be nut punched, just because.
- Wat again, just because.
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This is your brain of frisbee golf.
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- that guy forgot the first rule of interacting with cops: don't volunteer information.
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This was in the related videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z0_n7tGnK0
The guy's reaction when he finds out it failed... rofl.
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That's the one! (My related videos had only: one other karate-related one, and a big bang theory clip assemblage.) That last bit was ARWTF.
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This was in the related videos:
Yeah, I remember watching that one too. His excuses are pretty good. Reminds me of John Belushi in Blues Brothers.
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A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Lexus convertible out of the dealership.
Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival.Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Lexus, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper.
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Umm...
He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.
Context maintenance failure? All speeds are in mph ( that w/b: …161 kph, then 177, then 193. ).
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Also max speed on most highways in the US is in the 55—75 mph range.
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Context maintenance failure?
No. Quoting the entire sentence would have ruined the joke.
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Switching it from “mph” to “kph” was the joke?
I think I just felt a “Whooooooooooosh”.
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Switching it from “mph” to “kph” was the joke?
Well ... it was also a jab at Prius owners ... not that there are any around here are there?
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Ok, I think this mini-thread has morphed into two schizophrenics with wildly different realities trying to converse.
…And my shoulder aliens agree.
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Prius owners ... not that there are any around here are there?
I think @accalia mentioned being one yesterday.
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Did she? I wouldn't want to offend her now do I?
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I think @accalia mentioned being one yesterday.
/me puts on a tiara and adopts a queenly sneer
We do own a Prius, yes. We consider it a fitting mode of travel when we wish to travel among the common people without notice.
Did she? I wouldn't want to offend her now do I?
We are not amused.
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nope, couldn't keep a straight face!
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Pfft, the only real mode of transport in the US should be a Jeep.
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Can you just randomly drive up mountains with it? Bigger tyres? Strengthened suspension?
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in the HMMWV? abso-[copulation]ing-lutely!
in the HX (or the actual production H3)? NFI.
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in the HMMWV? abso-[copulating]-lutely!
in the HX (or the actual production H3)? NFI.
C(onjugated)TFY
One would not buy a Hummer to pimp it out, though this is very common in the Jeep community.