The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid Also works with babs (and e-babs)
I'm afraid I don't get it. What's "babs"? Googling doesn't turn up anything that I would find relevant.
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@obeselymorbid Yea, I may have dropped the ball with this one...
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What's "babs"?
Not what. Who.
Filed under: why the heck does the width attribute work, but not the height attribute?
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But will it withstand the weight of a typical burglar?
Does it matter?
Burglar Lives Matter!
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https://i.imgur.com/MPkSXR2.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/YXtryw7.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/DnJEL3M.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/fyfcISb.jpg
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@MrL It's a play on the lyrics from the Frasier theme tune.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@MrL It's a play on the lyrics from the Frasier theme tune.
Oh, so not possible to get for me.
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The needful:
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(via office door one past next door:)
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Well the first one didn't have at least one lower case char.
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If 2020 were a door:
If 2020 were a scented candle:
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Watching his other videos now. This guy is a legend.
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A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
- Greek proverb.(B&M - cheap UK 'variety retailer')
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A friend of mine who's a mom posted this:
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Off-by-one thread is
That's "'The words of the prophets' **is** written on the Subway wall"
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DAY 1 of HOME SCHOOLING
0800 Opened school website to get assignments.
0900 Found where assignments were hidden on the website.
0915 Called school to have the website explained.
0930 Called school again.
0945 Had wife call school
1030 Started printing first assignment
1031 Ran out of printer ink
1035 Sent wife to buy more ink while I watched YouTube to learn how to do common core.
1039 Had first cocktail
1100 Googling who the idiot was that came up with common core.
1102 2nd cocktail.
1115 Called school to see if the virus was still an issue and if so, could I sign a waiver for my kids.
1116 School asked me not to call back.
1120 Realized my wife wasn't home yet. Called her to find out if she was having a difficult time finding the right ink. Pretty sure, I heard someone in the background yell her name followed with "Venti vanilla latte!" Right before she hung up on me.
1130 Started 1st assignment.
1145 lunch break.
1230 Restarted first assignment.
1235 Read 3 chapters to help answer 2 questions.
1240 Figured I'm either being played or the kids have been falsifying their report cards.
1245 Practicing disguising my voice so I can call the school again.
1300 Didn't work.
1315 Scraping "My kid is a TERRIFIC student" sticker off of all vehicles.
1400 Beginning to think wife isn't coming home.
1415 Decided to have an early release day.
1430 Walked to town in hope of catching virus and being quarantined.
1600 Arrested for egging school and drinking in public.
1615 Released and given a ride home to maximize punishment.
1800 Wife gets home. Couldn't find ink. Pretty sure her hair and nails are done.
2200 Working on an excuse to get out of school tomorrow.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Googling who the idiot was that came up with common core.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Googling who the idiot was that came up with common core.
I think that's a job for @Polygeekery.
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@Zecc That cats will jump up when the dog barks behind their backs, even if it is a dog they know well, is expected. But the camera human should really be able to anticipate what is going to happen, recognize it being mostly harmless, and hold the damn camera steady.
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc That cats will jump up when the dog barks behind their backs, even if it is a dog they know well, is expected. But the camera human should really be able to anticipate what is going to happen, recognize it being mostly harmless, and hold the damn camera steady.
Cats are especially susceptible to being startled while stalking prey.
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What programmers don't want you to know:
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@Zecc
as usual it's always just a case of getting the right perspective